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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
02-01-2011, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
The Thai have ruined flying for me. I don't think I ever want to get on an airplane again, anywhere. I think I'd rather walk.
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For travel now I use my 58 foot two masted gaff rigged schooner.
It is rigged for six people to travel in style and comfort and prayer.
Since I am retired I'm not in some Ungodly hurry to get anywhere, and the boat is named after my mother a very Godly Lady.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
02-01-2011, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
This story just reaffirms that the shemale threat is a reality. In the past I have warned people of the dangers of transsexuals luring straight men into the homosexual deathstyle and it seems my fears are being confirmed. There is now an airline made up of shemale flight attendants!
Lord knows these are nothing more than flying brothels. The bathrooms are going to be crowded sin boxes of intermingled male flesh, moaning, and lube. Now, while I exclusively fly privately on either Landover's very own Learjets for the pastors, or my own personal 747, I would be more than willing to go undercover and fly on this airline to reveal to the world what kind of iniquity and filth goes on at 36,000 feet.
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Coffee, tea, or my giant hidden tallywhacker?
Absolutely vile! We truly are living in the Last Days.
Satan Himself is the pilot and he is piloting everybody STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
02-02-2011, 05:57 AM
Oh sweet Jesus this makes me sick. The slants are a bunch of little yellow demons and they'll stop at nothing to insult normal people. I spend at least a month a year over in Bangcocks, giving all I can, but still satan reigns.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-28-2011, 09:19 AM
Do any of you have any idea how insane you sound? lol i honestly did not believe people exists in the real world that have the mad opinions that you lot have!! (i say real world loosely to the USA) I honestly belive if God could hear all of your crazy ideas, he would send you to hell just for sounding so piffleing nuts.
wake up, smell the coffee.. live and let live.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-28-2011, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by yourmental
Do any of you have any idea how insane you sound? lol i honestly did not believe people exists in the real world that have the mad opinions that you lot have!! (i say real world loosely to the USA) I honestly belive if God could hear all of your crazy ideas, he would send you to hell just for sounding so piffleing nuts.
wake up, smell the coffee.. live and let live.
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Hey, there! I am confused why you are posting in a ladyboy airline thread..
Help me out here. What makes you think we are "crazy"?
If it's our adherence to the entirety of God's own Word to man, then lock me up! I'm crazy for Jesus!
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1 Corinthians 1 18For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
22For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
23But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
24But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
25Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-28-2011, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by yourmental
Do any of you have any idea how insane you sound? lol i honestly did not believe people exists in the real world that have the mad opinions that you lot have!! (i say real world loosely to the USA) I honestly belive if God could hear all of your crazy ideas, he would send you to hell just for sounding so piffleing nuts.
wake up, smell the coffee.. live and let live.
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I'm intrigued what particular thing God put in your heart to lead you here. What did you type in your search engine?
Perhaps you could introduce yourself properly and tell us when you first started to hate Jesus and lust after perverted effeminate men.
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Perhaps you weren't aware that you will burn forever if you carry on.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-29-2011, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Coffee, tea, or my giant hidden tallywhacker?
Absolutely vile! We truly are living in the Last Days.
Satan Himself is the pilot and he is piloting everybody STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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I'll take the third with light cream Daisy. Obviously im joking, when the homers rape me and force me into oral sin it is almost never pleasurable and the cream never comes light.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-29-2011, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by yourmental
wake up, smell the coffee.. live and let live.
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Are you some kind of terrorist sympathizer? And what does coffee have to do with suicide-bomb vests?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-30-2011, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by vented
I'll take the third with light cream Daisy. Obviously im joking, when the homers rape me and force me into oral sin it is almost never pleasurable and the cream never comes light.
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And actually asian ''lady''fags are not the greatest threat to rape hetero men because there tallywhackers are quite small, although its very possible as theyve attacked me many times. Based on tallywhacker size the greatest threat to men are in this order(based on my experiences of rape is how i know the sizes, i only count races ive been raped by more than 3 times, as less than 3 times could be isolated cases of small or large tallywhackers) Blacks, brazilians, hispanics, asian. the sub groups of hispanics and asian very as well.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 12:56 AM
I wonder if they sell there tallywhackers to homer passengers? Because that would horrible.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by vented
And actually asian ''lady''fags are not the greatest threat to rape hetero men because there tallywhackers are quite small, although its very possible as theyve attacked me many times. Based on tallywhacker size the greatest threat to men are in this order(based on my experiences of rape is how i know the sizes, i only count races ive been raped by more than 3 times, as less than 3 times could be isolated cases of small or large tallywhackers) Blacks, brazilians, hispanics, asian. the sub groups of hispanics and asian very as well.
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You've been raped three times by homers? What do you do; lay on all fours spreading your ass open with a sign that says "Love me"?
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
You've been raped three times by homers? What do you do; lay on all fours spreading your ass open with a sign that says "Love me"?
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We'll at least 3 times by each ethnicity i listed. I dont know how it happens they just keep robbing and raping me. Trust me this is something i never wanted to experience.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by vented
I dont know how it happens they just keep robbing and raping me. Trust me this is something i never wanted to experience.
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Homersexuals rarely have the physical strength to rape an adult Christian man. That's why they usually resort to raping young boys.
Something tells me that you're not telling us the entire truth here.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by vented
We'll at least 3 times by each ethnicity i listed. I dont know how it happens they just keep robbing and raping me. Trust me this is something i never wanted to experience.
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Well! Aren't you so very proud!
No nomal man has ever been raped.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Well! Aren't you so very proud!
No nomal man has ever been raped.
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Im not proud. this is something i never wanted to enjoy.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by vented
Im not proud. this is something i never wanted to enjoy.
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You sure sound like you are happy about it. Seems to me like perhaps you are too easy to have a slip of the tongue.
People only get raped because they want to be. I know many people who never wanted to be raped and therefore, never were.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
08-31-2011, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
You sure sound like you are happy about it. Seems to me like perhaps you are too easy to have a slip of the tongue.
People only get raped because they want to be. I know many people who never wanted to be raped and therefore, never were.
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I think that is what they call consensual rape isn't it? Sounds like he gave the guy 30 minutes to stop, or else.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
09-01-2011, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
You sure sound like you are happy about it. Seems to me like perhaps you are too easy to have a slip of the tongue.
People only get raped because they want to be. I know many people who never wanted to be raped and therefore, never were.
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I promise writing enjoy was a mistake. I've been attacked countless times and i have almost NEVER enjoyed it!
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
09-01-2011, 01:34 AM
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I promise writing enjoy was a mistake. I've been attacked countless times and i havealmost NEVER enjoyed it!
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How come you keep hanging around queers?
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Re: Flying Shemale Brothels: Thai Ladyboys take to the skies -
09-01-2011, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
How come you keep hanging around queers?
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I dont the ''lady''boys just always seem to be around
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