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Unhappy The Smurfs hate Catholics - 12-07-2021, 02:13 PM

Hello,

it is with great sadness that I've realized only now what caused the costant persecution towards the Catholic Church. We were able to stop the continuation of The Golden Compass in early 2000s, but another menace passed unnoticed. I'm talking about The Smurfs.





This is their most recent apparition, but they've existed from a long time. They are a blue humanoid society that lives in mushrooms and are all male (therefore sodomites). The only exception is the female Smurf, who may be actually a Feminist, since she has no child and is not married. And who their enemy is supposed to be?





Gargamel! If you look closely you'll recognize that he looks like a Catholic Dominican Friar. He may be the reason why people now see the average member of the Catholic Clergy as evil. But there is more, i found that it is actually based on a real story that happened in the past:
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Gargamel was not really the bad guy in history, but instead he is a poor priest in the black cassock (priest of the Dominican order who carried out the inquisition in the 12th - 13th centuries in Europe) who lived in a church with Bell tower. His cat Azrael means Israel, that is: The people of God, he followed the priest Gargamel everywhere to help him eradicate evil.
It is said that the main smurfs represent the sins capital is (gluttony: greedy, anger: grumpy, vanity: vain, laziness: sleepy, lust: smurfette, pride: Philosopher, etc.) hidden in the sympathy and tenderness of some little men blue Papa Smurf is dressed in red because he is the head of all capital sins, that is, he is the Devil.
The smurfs were evil spirits of the forest that reproduced in the days of a full moon with magical spells (that is, only with the full moon did a smurf appear because by means of the moon they steal the soul from the children). The apparent innocence of the smurfs is just a disguise to hide Evil on Earth. For others Azrael is not Israel, but it is the name of the Angel of Death. There really are many theories about this movie, what I know is that these smurfs are diabolical, even many people say that when the smurfs movie first came out, the little dolls that came out of the smurfs came alive, that's why at that time many people forbade their children to watch these movies, these theories quite crazy but for what they were real.
That's right! The Smurfs are evil propaganda that attemps to glorify Paganism while demonizing Catholics. Just look at how similar this Hindaloo "god" is to them:





Of course, Smurfs should have been banned from existing years ago, but America allowed them to be spread. Now everyone see Gargamel as the ideal priest.
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Default Re: The Smurfs hate Catholics - 12-07-2021, 03:05 PM

The Smurfs are simple performing a public service: Warning children about Catholic priests. Here is one of their public service messages:



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The Smurfs hate Catholics - 12-07-2021, 04:22 PM

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Smurfs originated in Belgium. No wonder they are non existent frictional evil beings


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Rebuke Re: The Smurfs hate Catholics - 12-08-2021, 02:55 AM

This is very complicated. Of course, an enemy of the Pope-worshiping Mary-worshipers would at first glance seem to be our friend. But that would be a false dichotomy. It is quite possible that there would be multiple parallel paths of Godly Hate (Psalms 11:5), as follows:
  1. Jesus -> Loves Smurfs -> Hate Catholics?
  2. Smurfs -> Hate Catholics <- Hates Catholics <- Jesus?
  3. Catholics -> Hate Jesus and Smurfs?
  4. Catholics <- Hate <- Smurfs <- Hates <- Jesus?
Of these, we can be certain that the fourth option is correct. It is plausible that while the Smurfs hate Catholics, Jesus Hates them both. He is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6) and can Hate many things simultaneously, one of His skills that proves the Bible 101% True™. It's time to look at the evidence. Many Smurfs display characteristics that are unpleasant or even nauseating to Jesus Christ.



I've added some clarifications and, as you can now see, the Smurf-demon village is inhabited by sodomites, secular atheist scientists, one single female prone to whoredoms, adulterous males and an elder pizza-gate veteran.

Hosea 4:18
Their drink is sour: they have committed whoredom continually: her rulers with shame do love, Give ye.

Even the scholar who has reported the antics of these semi-microscopic micro-orgasms finally realized the ultimate fate of these vermin! Glory!



I rest my case! Q.E.D. Habeas corpus! Lorem ipsum! Gnothi seauton! Glory to Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: The Smurfs hate Catholics - 12-09-2021, 05:01 AM

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Looks like he just spotted an altar boy.


The enemy of our enemy is not our friend (Matthew 12:30). Just because J.K. Rowling, Bruce Jenner, Hitler, or whatever the hell a "smurf" is opposes some abomination that we and Jesus also oppose does not mean they are doing it for the right reason.


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