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Default How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-01-2022, 04:48 PM

Just the other day, the whiney lib nancyboy Neal Young pulled his "music" from the Spottify which from my understand is some sort of online record store. And of course he made a big hullaballoo about it. Fellow hippy hack Joney Mitchell (I thought she was in a comma, what happened?) has now done the same, which is another net gain for the world of music.

Apparently this is all related to some midget's radio show which had the gumption, the absolute gall I tell you, to suggest that the venom injected by "Doctor" Tony Faucet (I call him that because of the endless stream of b*llshit that pours out of him) is anything less than the salvation of man kind. Yes I am talking about the "covid vaccine". I thought a vaccine was support to stop disease not cause it but we are living the age of fake news so who am I to question our media masters.

Well, if Neal and Joney are out, I want in. I called up the Spottify today and told them to put my music on there. Said my record label would send it over in whatever form they want, digital, vynal, cd, cassett tape, or hell I'd even play it live for them. Just get me in.

There answer was that they could not do so because of "slurs" in my lyrics.

I have never slurred my words in my life.

When I speak, or sing, I do so with the uttermost clarity and plainness. I mean what I say and I say what I mean. So I haven't the faintest idea what they were on about.

Prayer warriors, I am calling on you to do whatever it takes to get my joyous, God-praising catalog onto the Spottify for the world to hear! I am already writing them a letter which may or may not contain a certain powdery substance riming with "banthrax", but these suits can be stubborn! They look down on common folk like you and I and it may take more to convince them.

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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-01-2022, 05:21 PM

Roper - Spotify is only for the hep kids. I doubt they'll let you on there unless you yassify your profile. Those "slurs" you allegedly use on certain tracks will then be no longer classified as hate speech. Neil Young is a hypocrite sell-out liberal, who doesn't have any songs any more. Don't worry about him.

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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-01-2022, 05:36 PM

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If he doesn't own those songs any more, how can he tell Spotify not to play them? Won't the person who bought them sue him?

I'm sorry, Brother Crossburn, but the best solution I can think of is a massive TC™ letter-writing campaign. We need to send them to Spottifly on paper, as emails are too easy to get rid of with one press of a button. They seem to be a Swiss company based in Luxemburg. So maybe my husband could have a word with Henry, the Grand Old Duke of Lux. At the moment, he has the final say in everything that happens there, but we need to move fast before they strip him of his rights and he is no longer of any use to us.


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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-01-2022, 06:44 PM

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I have never slurred my words in my life.

When I speak, or sing, I do so with the uttermost clarity and plainness. I mean what I say and I say what I mean. So I haven't the faintest idea what they were on about.

Prayer warriors, I am calling on you to do whatever it takes to get my joyous, God-praising catalog onto the Spottify for the world to hear!
Oh, I can well imagine just how terribly upsetting the situation must be to you, dear Brother Crossburn. But, perhaps there is a solution elsewhere? And, do you really want to be part of a musical record club that features such horrible, off-key "singers" such as that Bob Dyllan fellow?



If there is a complaint about someone slurring their words, then perhaps the higher-ups should be investigating him, and not you! And, surely, there are other fake musicians that are cluttering up that Spottify place, which is why you might wish to think twice about going there. Why, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if they also accommodate that wretched Leonard Cowan person!

Now, if you want to really get your music noticed on the interwebs, why not contact other gospel singers who have done so well with their promotions? Perhaps you might wish to speak with the management people who make such arrangements for the likes of the very fine gospel singer, Jake Hesss!





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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-01-2022, 11:17 PM

Neil Young is a Canadian, he should go back there. That leftie son of a bitch had the nerve to stick his nose into our own domestic politics by criticizing racial segregation. Patriotic band Lynyrd Skynyrd called him out on it:



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Well I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
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Lord I'm comin' home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
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The truth (John 14:6). Exactly what Biden and Fauci and Neil Young want suppressed. Watergate didn't bother Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1/6 shouldn't bother us.


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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 01:09 AM

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Oh, I can well imagine just how terribly upsetting the situation must be to you, dear Brother Crossburn. But, perhaps there is a solution elsewhere? And, do you really want to be part of a musical record club that features such horrible, off-key "singers" such as that Bob Dyllan fellow?



If there is a complaint about someone slurring their words, then perhaps the higher-ups should be investigating him, and not you! And, surely, there are other fake musicians that are cluttering up that Spottify place, which is why you might wish to think twice about going there. Why, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if they also accommodate that wretched Leonard Cowan person!
Those guys are absolutely talentless. Coen anyway, Dylan at least will write a funny line once every 40 years or so (singing it is another matter) but Coen, that guy never did anything worth shit. He looked and sounded like he wanted to blow his brains out and frankly he should of. He'd be more famous and we'd all be spared his misery.

It really tells you who runs the show, don't it? And by that I mean JEWS.

You would never ever see a real white man as divoid of talent as Coen or Dylan (who's real name is Shlomo Zimmerman) make it anywhere near the top of the biz. But those guys are considered "legends". Gimme a break!

I am a straight shooter and will always give credit where it's due. That spick Carlo Santana, you think he came here legally? No chance. But the guy can play his licks. Johnny Matthis, not only is he a negro, he's a queer negro! But he's a pretty good singer and an all around classy act...and apparently a damn solid golfer, not that I'd know a thing about golfing. I have no problem admitting this stuff.

Jewboys like Bob, Leonard, Lou Read (the absolute bottom of the barrel who makes the aformentioned look like Motzart... or should I say BeethOVEN), well the fact of the matter is they straight-up suck! No talent at all. Billy Joel and Neal Diamond are overrated too. Yet they get pushed to the top of their proffession by ze powers zat be.

Now just imagine what it's like to be a normal guy in this business who calls the kikes out on their BS. It's a wonder I even have the career I do. Shear talent and grass-roots support of folks like you is the reason. God bless you all.



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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 03:59 AM

I've heard the rumor that unless my good friend and soon-to-be-True-Christian™ Joe Rogan is banned from Spotify, Madonna has threatened to post more music unto that server. This is devious and indeed bad news for all of us who love good (well, any kind of) music and alternative facts.


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I've heard the rumor that unless my good friend and soon-to-be-True-Christian™ Joe Rogan is banned from Spotify, Madonna has threatened to post more music unto that server. This is devious and indeed bad news for all of us who love good (well, any kind of) music and alternative facts.
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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 05:23 PM

Hey, Joe. Big fan here, and I know we're all delighted to have you on board. But something puzzles me--you're so great on freedom issues, especially with the COVID hoax and keeping the social justice warriors down, yet you called Barak HUSSEIN Obama "the best president we've had in our lifetime." How could you say that about a woke/socialist/communist/atheist/muslim who hates our country?

Also, would you mind having a word with the brass at Spotify about how they are unfairly cancelling Roper Crossburn just because he's a white, Christian man? We can't allow bigotry like this to go unprotested!


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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 06:21 PM

I will go on Rogen's show but I stipulate the following: that I shall not sit on a lower chair than him nor may he wear special shoes or other implements to enhance his heigh in comparison to mine. As a Man I am proud that Almighty God has blessed me with a height of 6'2 (6'2.5 in the morning and a full 6'3 in my rollicking youth) and my right to MOG those of inferior stature shall be infringed by no Earthly authority.

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you called Barak HUSSEIN Obama "the best president we've had in our lifetime." How could you say that about a woke/socialist/communist/atheist/muslim who hates our country?
Brah don't misrepresent me. I don't know what I'm talking about - I've said that - but don't quote me on that.

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Bro, I hear you my man. Man, do I hear that a lot, and say it.

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I will go on Rogen's show but I stipulate the following: that I shall not sit on a lower chair than him nor may he wear special shoes or other implements to enhance his heigh in comparison to mine. As a Man...
Bruh you had me at Man. Come on the show, do a spot - 6hr, 9hr, whatever - and stick it to The Man. We don't use any trickery on the show - it's all straight man-on-man chat. Bring your shoes or whatever you need to look big, I recommend fish guts and Vitamin "D".
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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 10:48 PM

Hi, Roland here.
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Yo Zekester brah, thanks for the invite my man. Ya'lls else can call me The Joester, Big J, Big R, The Roganator, JR, Junior, The Big Guy, bruh.
Thank you for being open minded on how you want to be addressed. I will call you the Joester.


I heard you were a bit sick a while back, good to see you are all fine now. It was all over the news because you took a human medicine that is also available for veterinarians. I understand that some of the scrawny guys on the news made a big fuss about that but if you are built like a horse, get the right dose I guess.


On a more serious note, I missed your introduction on the Introduction Forum. I know that the True Christians™ here care about new members introducing themselves properly.(Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.)


You might try that to please the Pastors. Kind regards, Roland


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Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-02-2022, 11:10 PM

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As a Man I am proud that Almighty God has blessed me with a height of 6'2 (6'2.5 in the morning and a full 6'3 in my rollicking youth) and my right to MOG those of inferior stature shall be infringed by no Earthly authority.
While we'd all love to see the Chad Roper Crossburn vs. the Virgin Joe Rogan, he'll never agree to those terms. At a mere 5'8, Rogan is a manlet. I pray to Jesus you'll be invited on Infowars or Rick Wiles's TruNews, both far superior podcasts to Rogan's bile.


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Prayer warriors, I am calling on you to do whatever it takes to get my joyous, God-praising catalog onto the Spottify for the world to hear!
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flag Re: How do I get my music onto Spottify? - 02-03-2022, 06:33 PM

And, even with all of this Spottify fuss that is being caused by that Neal Young and Jonesy Mitchell, there is, at least, some good news about that place:





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