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Default Hello - 03-28-2010, 03:48 AM

Hmmmm.

I'm not sure what to think. I've been searching the internet for the last week looking for True Christians. I had no luck until today, here you are. And you certainly seems to walk the walk God commands us to walk. Good.

But!

What is with all these mockers that you let in here? They are not amusing. But I will reserve judgement, for now. Perhaps your pastors have a reason. They are likely more forgiving than I, and hope this internet scum that washes up on your shores can be saved. I have my doubts, but I'm just a woman.

Speaking of that, a little about me. I live in a small village in Canada's north. I am married with 12 children. My husband is Minister to our small flock. We number about 10, not including the children. My husband directed me to search out other Christians online, as I'm the only one of us who speaks English. We are Bible-believing Christians. We believe every word. And we pray for the day Biblical law replaces secular law.

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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:00 AM

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What is with all these mockers that you let in here? They are not amusing. But I will reserve judgement, for now. Perhaps your pastors have a reason.
That's very condescending, especially from a woman and a first post.
Our Pastor's are beyond reproach. They cannot be judged by the flock nor those attempting to join said flock.
As for the rest of your post, I'm very sorry you live in a land of socialist Eskimos. I see you have kept warm by bearing your husband an even dozen.
Did you add rooms to your igloo to accommodate your brood?


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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:09 AM

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But!

What is with all these mockers that you let in here? They are not amusing.

We certainly welcome all who profess THE faith, we like to give ALL a chance to repent and see THE way. However, godless commie-pinko-queers and other undesireables sometimes slip through, and the truth squad seeks them out and bans them with extreme prejudice.

Surely you do not say that you have more vision and knowledge than our esteemed and respected pastors?
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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:10 AM

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That's very condescending, especially from a woman and a first post.
Our Pastor's are beyond reproach. They cannot be judged by the flock nor those attempting to join said flock.
Perhaps you are right. I often overstep my bounds, and force my husband to correct me. Sinners anger me, and I sometimes forget myself. I apologize to your pastors.

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As for the rest of your post, I'm very sorry you live in a land of socialist Eskimos. I see you have kept warm by bearing your husband an even dozen.
Did you add rooms to your igloo to accommodate your brood?
We are used to living in close quarters. It has been our lot since the Tower of Babel fell. We do not judge the will of the Lord.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:13 AM

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We certainly welcome all who profess THE faith, we like to give ALL a chance to repent and see THE way. However, godless commie-pinko-queers and other undesireables sometimes slip through, and the truth squad seeks them out and bans them with extreme prejudice.

Surely you do not say that you have more vision and knowledge than our esteemed and respected pastors?
No. I do not say that.

I simply dislike having to see the filth they scribble. Don''t you?
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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:18 AM

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No. I do not say that.

I simply dislike having to see the filth they scribble. Don''t you?
I find fulfillment in showing the way of the LORD to the unbelievers and I hope can save some unfortunate souls..
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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:37 AM

Unfortunately one of our Pastors has gone missing, and we have been attacked by trolls at the same time.

Our poor Pastors are working double time trying to catch up, but it's a tough job. They want to leave the boards open so that people can come in and find the Truth™, unfortunately, when you leave the door open like that, you allow the filth in as well.

Some that came in here quite angry and bitter have turned their lives over to Jesus So it is worth it in the long run.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 04:38 AM

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I find fulfillment in showing the way of the LORD to the unbelievers and I hope ? can save some unfortunate souls..
You appear to be missing either a noun or pronoun in your sentence. Where I have placed the red question mark in your post, did you intend to write 'I', 'you', 'we', 'God', 'Landover', what? Your intent is not clear and illiteracy does not amuse me.
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Unfortunately one of our Pastors has gone missing, and we have been attacked by trolls at the same time.

Our poor Pastors are working double time trying to catch up, but it's a tough job. They want to leave the boards open so that people can come in and find the Truth™, unfortunately, when you leave the door open like that, you allow the filth in as well.
An unusual situation. I understand.

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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 06:21 AM

I think we might have met during one of my ironic medical tourist visits. Remember that? It was just a check for breast cancer, during which I prayed God to improve the size of my bust and, having a mustard seed of faith, the LORD moved mountains.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 12:28 PM

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I think we might have met during one of my ironic medical tourist visits. Remember that? It was just a check for breast cancer, during which I prayed God to improve the size of my bust and, having a mustard seed of faith, the LORD moved mountains.
What is the purpose of this fixation of yours with a large bust? A woman's bust size is easily increased by bearing children, for which the bust and the woman has no other purpose, nor any other chance of Salvation.

1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing , if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-28-2010, 02:28 PM

How IS the baby seal trade going in North Canada? I heard that immoral, secular Europeans are taking the moral high ground and are refusing to import any seal products from Canada. I hope you and your poor eskimo friends don't go bankrupt!
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How IS the baby seal trade going in North Canada? I heard that immoral, secular Europeans are taking the moral high ground and are refusing to import any seal products from Canada. I hope you and your poor eskimo friends don't go bankrupt!
I am afraid this is true. But we have retaliated by banning European alcohol imports to Nunavut. As the main component of the diet of unsaved eskimos is alcohol, this should create economic chaos in the European Union.

Further, our Prime Minister is in talks with China to increase our trade in seal products with them. China, though Godless, is not hypocritical. They will not cry over baby seals while chewing on a bacon double cheeseburger as the limp-wrists in Europe do.
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