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Originally Posted by Sally Paulson
So, about prayer...This whole war started because Ukraine wanted to be a part of Europe, right? So the Ukrainians are praying for continental drift to move their country west, but surely that would cause earthquakes, right? So Putin is acting in self-defence?
That's how continental drift works, right? Antarctica is really cold, so everybody prayed for it to go away. Same with Australia, because of all the criminals that were sent there.
Anyway, sorry if I derailed the thread. I'll pray for #44: spasms or insect war.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
And Mexico. From Tijuana to Tierra del Fuego, papists everywhere! I'm expecting a volcano any time. As we saw in the video message, there's a really big earthquake coming up. The entire world. Everyone affected. Japanese. Scots. Hawaiians. Falkland Islanders. Gogites. Tasmanians. When God shakes things up mere geology is a drop in the ocean.
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Originally Posted by its_faith
Pat surely is in heaven right now after a lifetime of service to God.
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Originally Posted by Ana Kasparian
He received a letter from one of his female viewers and apparently she was very concerned because her husband, and her son, didn't believe that the world was only (or Earth) was only six thousand years old, right. And she's like, ‘I'm really concerned that they're not going to be with me in Heaven when we all pass away. ’ And here's what Pat Robertson had to say to her: |
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Then she goes off on a red herring about Bishop Ussher of the оxуmоrоniс Church Of Ireland, where he was ordained "a priest" but as we know there's no such thing as a Christian priest due to Jesus being the single liaison with God I Timothy 2:5 no other intermediary needed. Whether so-called priests and vicars read that bit is somewhat moot because either they
have, and are lying about what their source says, or
have not, but lie about having knowledge of what it teaches.
The issue is not whether James Ussher knew what he was talking about. It's about the historical record leading to Jesus aligning with claims regarding deep time. For example if the genealogy requires people to exist whom deep time says could never have existed, how did Jesus get here? For Christianity to be based on historical events, the history provided in the source material needs to be accepted – and the Tyrannosaur described by Pat Robertson contradicts the most fundamental tenet of that history.
That poor woman's owner (and the son) might as well attend a Litha Fire Sabbat with high priestess Maleficent to appease the faeries because that's not in The Bible either. And although many things not in there are arbitrary, whether to serve afternoon
tea or
coffee for instance with a slice of orange-frosted sunshine cake, Litha fire orgies are not only
absent from the text but
contradict God's Important Message – and
that is the acid test. Almost certainly there'll be slimy looking idols, weird fragrances like sandalwood and patchouli, frenzied dancing and you can guarantee the idols will be nude. I am starting to feel unwell. I think I'll go and plant some shrubs.
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