The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
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Re: Introduction -
02-08-2022, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ralph8MAN
Hi all, how are you doing?
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hi
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Introduction -
02-08-2022, 05:04 PM
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Boy still not back from the store with the lozenges?
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 01:28 AM
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Hi all, how are you doing?
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Hi, yes God watches over us and sees our thoughts. What constraints are there on the thoughts of pretenders?
Amos 2:16 And he that is courageous among the mighty shall flee away naked in that day, saith the LORD. One result of false education, of teaching erroneous ideas as true and NOT teaching ways to evaluate those ideas, is all around us today. Is there an agenda at play? God knows the answer to that. Some people reject the idea of God and substitute physics or chemistry. Chemistry also interacts with biology and so-called "biological units" interact with one another, as is studied by sociologists. They see God belief as a mental disorder, not so much if the idea is shorthand for the workings of nature or the preconscious mind, more when the idea becomes "external" with its "own" identity. When that is established as a part of government, we get communism.
Are you a communist ralph8MAN?
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ralph8MAN
Hi all, how are you doing?
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And, hello to you, dear Miss Ralphman. Thank you for your greeting, and it is my hope that you are well and truly on your way to serving the . If not, then you are in the right place to find saving , here at .
As Mr. Much has noted, we would love it if you would take note of our simple requests, as shown at the top of the page (starting with a new thread of your own), and kindly answer the items that we have listed. It's just so that we can give you a proper welcome to our blessed church, and to get to know you better.
May bless you, as you seek — here, at , Dear.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 02:16 AM
Christians are violent hypocrites. They committed the Khojaly genocide, and they call us terrorists.
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ralph8MAN
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Weary of dealing with recalcitrant heathens like putrid Turk whose introduction thread you're posting in, buddy. Go make your own and then we'll talk.
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Innkeeper for Christ
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by MuslimJerk
Christians are violent hypocrites. They committed the Khojaly genocide, and they call us terrorists.
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The Jews carried out the Cave of the Patriarchs massacre and the Palestinian apartheid. Why don't you go and harass them and leave us in peace? They deserve it.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 06:20 AM
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Hi all, how are you doing?
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I'm doing quite wonderfully, thank you! The LORD has Blessed me greatly indeed! I can't wait to hear your own testimony, dear! Tell us how Jesus came to call on you in this dark and wicked world. Feel free to introduce yourself in a separate thread.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 12:34 PM
You know you go to all the trouble of finding pix of chains and songs about different types of midnight and think there might be a new friend opportunity and try to be polite but they just stop posting? I know my intro wasn't very good but at least I got it in its own thread (very easy, just hit the button)
Anyway, here's the haggis again.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Introduction -
02-09-2022, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MuslimJerk
Christians are violent hypocrites. They committed the Khojaly genocide, and they call us terrorists.
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You're confused, dear. The Good Lord alone decides who lives and who dies, and how they shall die (Isaiah 45:7). You cannot fault a loyal son for obeying the will of his father now, can you? Or do you really think the LORD is waiting for your approval for His actions?
And HE [not you] changeth the times and the seasons: HE [not you] removeth kings, and setteth up kings Daniel 2:21
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Introduction -
02-10-2022, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MuslimJerk
Christians are violent hypocrites. They committed the Khojaly genocide, and they call us terrorists.
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Not sure I follow you, friend.
Christians are the most decent and honest people there is. We actually FOLLOW the Holy Bible as was dictated by God Himself.
We do not follow 'some guy' who makes wild claims about knowing what God says. Then blow stuff up and chop off heads. Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Join Date: Mar 2019
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Re: Introduction -
02-10-2022, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MuslimJerk
Christians are violent hypocrites. They committed the Khojaly genocide, and they call us terrorists.
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Why on Earth would you make such an outrageous statement, Miss Jerk? Obviously, you are confused, and most likely not interested in accepting the truth.
Should you continue to visit , you will find a group of some of the friendliest, nicest people in the world. And, that is because we live by the Holy Word of Almighty, as found within the blessed pages of the .
Now, if it's violent people that concern you, then you must look to the rag-heads that are continually causing trouble around the world, such as you shall see here:
Or, here:
And, here:
And, so, I think the proper and decent thing for you to do would be to apologize — immediately — to and the servants of the , for making such an abhorrent accusation! And, I must warn you, too, that your hateful statement has not gone unnoticed by the !
Exodus 22:20 "Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the must be destroyed."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Introduction -
02-18-2022, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MuslimJerk
I go to the Ayasofya Mosque here in Istanbul, Turkey.
I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since the Bible is corrupted, but I do like the ones where the coming of Mehmet (phuh) is not only prophesied but mentioned by name like in Song of Songs 5:16 and Haggai 2:7.
I found Jesus mentioned in the Kuran but he is just another prophet, not the son of God like you infidel blasphemers claim.
It is my hope that one day you people will convert to the one, true religion of Islam and become the "Masjid Al-Landover"
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I don’t understand this moonspeak language you are typing out so I apologize. It’s almost as bad as this “Ebonics” that many a nigra teenager used to spout where I once lived. An EXTREMELY careful welcome to you.
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Re: Introduction -
02-18-2022, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
I don’t understand this moonspeak language you are typing out so I apologize.
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Don't worry, they can't understand it either. And not to throw out a statement like that, isolated, just ask one of them what they mean. When they start talking fast at a higher pitch, louder but more monotonous, they're doing Taqiyya which is a sort of sacrament they engage in to deceive you. What they're saying is not true but it's not lying because you're an infidel. There is also Kitman, usually spoken more softly—I wouldn't say "oily" as others have suggested—for example saying that to kill one human being is to kill all mankind. Smarmy would be a better word. The bit they leave out is that we're the vilest of animals so (referring to one of the placards in an earlier post) if they chop off your head, that's not murder because we're not included in their definition of human.
I'm happy to provide sources if required but in the meantime, I saw a new word "FIDAYAN" so looked it up. That spelling is Persian, a specific group; its mission statement is outlined on the placard. More importantly though, the original text is in a virtually extinct language for all source material. We're happy to accept a translation to get the ball-park meaning but enquire what its "real" meaning is and see what happens. If talking to someone wanting to behead you that is. I'd be circumspect – but do let me know how you get on.
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