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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-16-2022, 08:46 AM
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Any news on P. J. O'Rourke?
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Joined Ivan Reitman, sadly.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-04-2022, 04:34 PM
Jesus has decided enough's enough and given Austrian intellectual and spinball catcher Shane Warne the finger. Howzat maaate? Hope you like your shrimp extra toasty. The amount of smut and trash talk in the Southern Hemisphere has noticeably decreased overnight.
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Legendary Australia leg-spinner Shane Warne, one of the greatest cricketers of all time, has died of a suspected heart attack aged 52.
- Sri Lankan off-spinning great Muttiah Muralitharan, with 800 dismissals, has taken more Test wickets than Warne.
- [H]e was sent home the day before the 2003 tournament started after testing positive for a banned diuretic and served a one-year ban from the sport.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-04-2022, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Jesus has decided enough's enough and given Austrian intellectual and spinball catcher Shane Warne the finger. Howzat maaate? Hope you like your shrimp extra toasty. The amount of smut and trash talk in the Southern Hemisphere has noticeably decreased overnight.
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In a double smiting, Our Beloved Lord removed yet another yodeling catcher on the very same day - farewell, Rodney Marsh. This is proof of God's mercy, for will surely be a relief from the mock-Tudor horrors of his hometown, Armastadt.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-05-2022, 02:24 AM
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In a double smiting, Our Beloved Lord removed yet another yodeling catcher on the very same day - farewell, Rodney Marsh.
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Rumor has it Shiiiney was on a bender after hearing the news about Rod Marsh, so Jesus is two-fer today. RIP-PPAAA!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-13-2022, 11:17 PM
Is William Hurt a name that means anything to people? I've never heard of him. But, when I was watching the local Fox News affiliate this afternoon, they mentioned that a ywood actor by the name of William Hurt had died. Honestly, if the name isn't Cary Grant, then I'm afraid I'm not in tune with today's stars. Anyway, this Hurt chap is hurting in a major way, now that he's on the Train to — where he belongs.
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William Hurt, the Academy Award-winning actor known for Kiss of the Spider Woman and his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, has reportedly died. He was 71.
The actor died Sunday of natural causes, surrounded by family, according to a social media statement from his son Will Hurt, per Deadline. Hurt was previously diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer that spread to the bone.
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https://people.com/movies/william-hu...-star-dies-71/
Kiss of the Spider Woman? What in tarnation is that about? It's no wonder he's going to be burning for eternity!
Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2022, 12:28 AM
Is this him, Sister? And why is it that I have heard so many people describe him as good looking?
He looks as though he should have passed on decades ago.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2022, 01:02 AM
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Is this him, Sister? And why is it that I have heard so many people describe him as good looking?
He looks as though he should have passed on decades ago.
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My goodness, dear Sister Handmaiden! I have absolutely no clue of the person in the photograph that you've provided so kindly. But, I do agree that it looks like the gentleman has been dead for a while now.
Heavens above; I really am not up-to-date with the stars of today. I haven't paid much attention to anyone from ywood since the days of:
Or:
And, of course:
Oh, I must find my salts, Dear — I'm afraid that last one has had an effect!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-26-2022, 01:40 PM
A member of the music group called "Poo Fighters" died at 50.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-26-2022, 06:58 PM
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A member of the music group called "Poo Fighters" died at 50.
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Vaxed and boosted, no doubt, as well as a “former” junkie. Wonder which needle it was that got him.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-27-2022, 03:32 AM
Madeleine Albright got her ticket punched, following not too shortly on the heels of the brown guy with the glasses. I hope Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are shivering in their boots; seems God might be focusing on striking down his former enemies from the State Department.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-27-2022, 06:33 AM
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Madeleine Albright got her ticket punched, following not too shortly on the heels of the brown guy with the glasses. I hope Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are shivering in their boots; seems God might be focusing on striking down his former enemies from the State Department.
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Warmonger Madeleine Albright was responsible for starting the wars in Balkans, Serbia, and Kosovo. She's going to meet up with some people down there that have some scores to settle with her.
As to the Clintons, it's becoming harder to get life insurance for anyone that even just knows them.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2022, 11:28 PM
Dede Robertson, Pat Robertson's wife died yesterday. We have to be honest about Dede. Their first baby, Tim, was born only 10 weeks after they were married. From this we know Dede seduced Pat. While good deeds attributed to Dede have piled up, the sin she committed before marriage gives her a seat on the Hell Train.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-21-2022, 12:51 PM
I noticed some very non-Biblical ideas coming from those quarters. Also some sound material, but say if I didn't murder anyone (Biblically sound) while promoting the views of geologists regarding "continental drift" (which contradict Biblical teaching) or why there's a volcano going off somewhere? What would my spiritual status be?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-21-2022, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I noticed some very non-Biblical ideas coming from those quarters. Also some sound material, but say if I didn't murder anyone (Biblically sound) while promoting the views of geologists regarding "continental drift" (which contradict Biblical teaching) or why there's a volcano going off somewhere? What would my spiritual status be?
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Sister, I don't think it is our place, as True Christian™ women, to be "promoting" anything other than the pure, unadulterated Word of God. When (as occasionally happens) a True Christian™ man goes a little off-piste, I find the best response is to pray and mention it to my husband. Dealing with it is men's work.
Women sometimes become a little peculiar, especially during pregnancy or when no longer able to bear children, or when thwarted of the ability to express their innate womanliness by the inability to even find a husband. They are best ignored by us, as they clearly have been ignored by Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-21-2022, 11:41 PM
Perhaps I'm falling into error, according to a fad where one is defined by what one is, rather than by what one does, worrying about (a) hypothetical spiritual state(s) instead of how to make way for Christ. Soon He will return!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-23-2022, 11:10 AM
I'll admit, my curiosity picked up when I saw "All Aboard!", as a train driver myself, I often use that phrase...
Onto ONE hellbound person I know...
Luigi... LOOK AT THIS WICKED IMAGE! We ALL know what he is symbolizing!
He's gonna fry for that! Pervert!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-23-2022, 11:15 AM
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I'll admit, my curiosity picked up when I saw "All Aboard!", as a train driver myself, I often use that phrase...
Onto ONE hellbound person I know...
Luigi... LOOK AT THIS WICKED IMAGE! We ALL know what he is symbolizing!
He's gonna fry for that! Pervert!
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The image... Tsk, tsk.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-23-2022, 01:35 PM
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The image... Tsk, tsk.
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What does this post mean? What message is it trying to converse?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-23-2022, 10:38 PM
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What does this post mean? What message is it trying to converse?
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There is no message. It is basically littering on this post. Any text on the side of the coffee cup or snack wrapper dropped to the ground is incidental.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-08-2022, 05:14 PM
Good News for Christians! The Jap who invented the Tarot game called Yu Gi Oh died at the age of 60!
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