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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 04:56 PM

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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 05:50 PM

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I am an ex wop from the black hand, but I was saved by lord jesus. Am I OK now? I need to find salvation somehow.
ALL WELCOME to receive the Lord's message. But you can't lay it all on Him. Have you even read the Bible? Start there and the next step might be to capitalize Jesus' name. You capitalize I well enough.


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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 06:26 PM

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ALL WELCOME to receive the Lord's message. But you can't lay it all on Him. Have you even read the Bible? Start there and the next step might be to capitalize Jesus' name. You capitalize I well enough.
Well, yes, you are right. I need to improve to show Jesus that I am worthy.
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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 06:29 PM

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I am an ex wop from the black hand, but I was saved by lord jesus. Am I OK now? I need to find salvation somehow.
At this moment you are still ´Unsaved´. I have no say in that and also no judgement as I am unsaved myself. To my best understanding you are OK now. If you want to find salvation... I can not help you with that.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 06:52 PM

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I read you saying "I need to find salvation". The key here is the "I".


You really need to drop the "I".


It is not about you. It is about God and Jesus. What THEY need. They gave you life, so you owe them. Owe them BIG TIME.


1 Peter 5:7 - Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.



Do you want salvation? Forget about you. Start reading the Bible from beginning to end and then once again. Do everything it tells you to do. Don't forget the parts when it says you should tithe. It is VERY important.


There is no work you can do to change your fate: only your faith will save you.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-13-2022, 10:54 PM

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Well, yes, you are right. I need to improve to show Jesus that I am worthy.
But you aren't worthy. That's the whole point. Every human ever born has been a putrid mass of sin.

Genesis 6:12

And God looked upon the earth, and behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

Mark 7:21

For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders.

Isaiah 64:6

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all are righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.


Your only option for avoiding the horrible punishment that you deserve for being born human is to accept Jesus's pure blood offering on you behalf. Once you are covered in blood you will be clean. Then, as a cleansed soul, you need to follow the Bible in every particular and never sin again. It's so easy!


Only an all-knowing, perfect Deity could devise such a plan.


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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-14-2022, 01:46 AM

Napoleon is a good example here.

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Napoleon² was not irreligious in the ordinary sense of the word. He would not admit that there had ever existed a genuine atheist; he condemned Deism as the result of rash speculation. A Christian and a Catholic, he recognized in religion alone the right to govern human societies . . . Personally indifferent to religious practices, he respected them too much to permit the slightest ridicule of those who followed them.
The above suggests a lapsed catholic, albeit one who endorsed Rome as the acme of social hierarchies, and who may have returned to its dogma when isolated by the English in later years. He is not contemned because he is French but because he preferred physics over God.

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“Many stellar names in physics and the rest were participants in the great [revolution], while several of those remembered as statesmen and grandees spent a good part of their time at the laboratory bench,” he⁴ writes. “Together they built a new world.”

Napoleon was a huge part of that new world.
It is not impossible for a Frenchman to be a Christian but clearly Napoleon is not one of them. Propositions denying God are nothing new.

Twenty-five hundred years ago there were ideas challenging God, ideas about chemistry or particle physics, ideas very difficult to dislodge as it turned out. Eventually though, God prevailed and for a millennium things were run by Christian leaders – even if there were heretics (and there were) or frequent incursions by savage heathens, investigations of the world using physics were prevented. One day that all changed. Ancient writings were rediscovered and once again God came under attack, picking up as it happens almost exactly where the assault left off. It was that challenge that Napoleon endorsed. How he saw religious practice is immaterial just as his being French is immaterial. Napoleon challenged God.

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The Bible makes it very clear that we are all descended from Adam and Eve so we are all related and all sinners because of Eve's blatant disobedience. So the idea of one race being somehow lesser is wrong.
So many ludicrous attempts being made in the world today to challenge not only God but education, agriculture, geography, even the cars we drive and the very air we breathe – all descended from that first challenge to following God's way. How we should respond to this latest assault, seeking as it must to turn back the clock by any means possible, has nothing to do with personal characteristics but has everything to do with God.



1. https://praguecircle.wordpress.com/2...ich-winneburg/

2. https://revolution.chnm.org/d/505/

3. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart...nce-180964485/

4. ibid. paragraph 2

5. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...87#post1293887
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But you aren't worthy. That's the whole point. Every human ever born has been a putrid mass of sin.
As a father who had to listen to my wife complain about changing the diapers of our five children, it warms my heart to know that there are NO babies in Heaven but hundreds of millions in Hell.


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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-14-2022, 02:38 AM

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As a father who had to listen to my wife complain about changing the diapers of our five children, it warms my heart to know that there are NO babies in Heaven but hundreds of millions in Hell.
At least I agree with you on something. Children suck! The number of kids that come into my work throwing books everywhere and their clueless parents asking me to check for a title on stock and I tell them to check Amoxon, it makes me want to crawl into a hole, do yeah. Kids, they can go to Hell. Babies too, because annoying babies become annoying kids, right?
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Default Re: any other racists on this forum? - 01-14-2022, 05:13 PM

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At least I agree with you on something. Children suck! The number of kids that come into my work throwing books everywhere and their clueless parents asking me to check for a title on stock and I tell them to check Amoxon, it makes me want to crawl into a hole, do yeah. Kids, they can go to Hell. Babies too, because annoying babies become annoying kids, right?
Children need not be annoying if they are properly disciplined. It is the parents who fail to do so who are annoying.


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