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"Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 12:44 AM
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sheeny is an upscale appellation for the kike.
OK,
I have here with me today--a genuine jew;
my neighbor from the kibbutz next door.
He's a very old jew and has little interest anymore
in protecting secrets of jew protocols and habits
customs and other sins from inquiring Christian minds.
Do you have questions for Lipshitz?
"Lips" will ditate answers to any question
of any nature that you care to ask.
We're standing by
praying for the best...
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 12:57 AM
Your neighbor from the kibbutz next door, eh? I guess you have just outed yourself, Christ killer!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 01:10 AM
I can't help my neighbors.
I bought a home at Miami Beach decades ago.
Now, it used to be that the kikes were concentrated
all on South Beach--in the old jewtels; today's "Art Drecko" district. They've died out, thank Satan for collecting his dues.
But! My neighborhood off Alton near the city golf course, has, in recent years become TURF of has-seed-him sheenys. Those types do nothing
but breed new jews. Did you ever see a baby jewboy
with fetlocks? Absurd and unsettling.
They don't work. They don't join the army. They only "schtupp" and twist fetlocks and worshipwhatever on fryday nights.
Anyway, I can't move because of a ruinous mortage the has-seed-him hold on my 4,000sq. ft
cottage. Mrs. Peter does her best to help us meet
the COSTS of living in proximity to these...people.
I will not let her work outside the home, though.
She takes in their laundry. She scrubs their...duds...wringer washer.
I help (being disabled, I'm on disability income insurance support) by sprinkling pulverized fiberglass on the...jew duds...
Lips... I know Lipshitz (a regular orthofox jew)
by his daily visits to deliver and pick up the
duds for our has-seed-him landlords. Yes,
Lips feels "owned" too.
Anyway. Ask your questions; from breeding practices, to whatever. It's pretty shocking.
Or not. Thank God, I am not prejewdiced.
Facts is facts like pigs is pigs.
Peter
itching
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 01:14 AM
Vell! Are you goink to make der next move,
or shoo die?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 02:31 AM
Well I've already asked a genuine Joo a few things here on this Godly board recently - and I think we've cleared up the Recent Unpleasantness about gefilte fish.
But anyway - I think your chessbord is cute
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:05 AM
First he posts homer poetry, now I hear he's a hook-nosed jew? What is the DOF doing, taking the week off for Thanksgiving?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:30 AM
I think I should emplace my own avatar;
a real picture from my past.
Hmmm. Rancor without wit isn't near to funny,
even to we JOLLY, tolerant True Baptists ®.
With all the love in mah hart (do I sound jewish?),
I will steak mallet True Baptist ® tenderness on your tough
hide Brother....
...to begin your personal repair, you are hearby annointed
Honorary Jew of this thread.
hmmm..what to say. I'm nearly at a loss for words.
I find our neighbor, Mr. Lipshitz, is a a pretty good sort
for his race. Why, he's ready to answer any questions!
He thinks you all are OK--but says "Ezekiel is a bit toooo hard up
against gays to not be one himself". Whaaaa??? Yeah, the
old jew has wound 78 years on his Timex temporal.
He's seen us all again and again.
We will light a Menorah for your life's gracing, Pastor.
One candle per day, at Lips' house, not mine.
Even Mrs. Peter holds forth that Lippy (her pet name)
is OK enough to enter the front door of our humble
4,000 sq. ft.
cottage.
Cheese
is sometimes served here--but nothing French or
Kosher. I digress,
but remind you, good hearted Honorary Jew
Brother, I will to pray, so may the Good Lord
gentle you to match your own voice's tenor
to the superficial pleasantness of your avatar.
Peter,
who
does not teeter,
and who goes to Church on Sundays,
so they know that he's an Honest Man
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:34 AM
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:38 AM
...Did that guy just call me a homer?...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:39 AM
Friend, it seems as though you have used the word 'kibbutz' in a manner more figurative than literal. Living in Miami Beach, I suppose I understand why you would feel like you are in JOOrusalem.
Now then...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons and intends to make Israel a ghost town. What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then? Will he and his rich JOO friends convert to the ONE TRUE FAITH and become Landover Baptists? How much cash can they tithe per month does he think?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Friend, it seems as though you have used the word 'kibbutz' in a manner more figurative than literal. Living in Miami Beach, I suppose I understand why you would feel like you are in JOOrusalem.
Now then...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons and intends to make Israel a ghost town. What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then? Will he and his rich JOO friends convert to the ONE TRUE FAITH and become Landover Baptists? How much cash can they tithe per month does he think?
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Pastor E,
You sure are quick on the ball.
Have you counted yours lately?
I have two, definitely.
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Pastor Al,
Hearty greetings to my favorite sage here!
Yes, it was a poeticalitsic figuration.
Say, I'll pass your post on to Lips ASAP.
I may have answers soon enough;
we're getting a dirt load of laundry tomorrow.
(note to self: purchase new set of nose clips)
Very Best Regards
to nearly all,
Peter
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
...Did that guy just call me a homer?...
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Good heavens no! But he suggested that he'd like to teach you about phrenology.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 08:54 AM
Pastor, you're forcing Pastor E-Z-kill to look up fancy words;
not sure he likes to do that...
I'll help out by searching "phenology"...
...made simple by bolding
the key words of scientific study:
Quote:
Chocolate intake increases urinary excretion of polyphenol-derived phenolic acids in healthy human subjects
by
Rios LY, Gonthier MP, Remesy C, Mila I, Lapierre C,
Lazarus SA, Williamson G, Scalbert A.
Laboratoire des Maladies Metaboliques et Micronutriments,
INRA, Saint-Genes-Champanelle, France.
Am J Clin Nutr. 2003 Apr;77(4):912-8
ABSTRACT
BACKGROUND: Proanthocyanidins, the most abundant polyphenols in chocolate, are not depolymerized in the stomach and reach the small intestine intact, where they are hardly absorbed because of their high molecular weight. In vitro and in Ezekielian studies using pure compounds as substrates suggest that proanthro-cyanidins and the related catechin monkeymers may be degraded into more bio-salivable low-molecular-weight acids by the microflora in the colon. OBJECTIVE: The aim of the study was to estimate the amounts of phenolic acids formed by the microflora and excreted in Ezekielian urine after consumption of polyphenol-rich chocolate. DESIGN: After consumption of a polyphenol-free diet for 2 d and a subsequent overnight fast, 11 healthy subjects (7 men and 4 women and one Pastor) consumed 80 g chocolate containing 439 mg proanthocyanidins and 147 mg catechin monkymers. All urine was collected during the 24 h before chocolate consumption and at 3, 6, 9, 24, and 48 h after chocolate consumption. Aromatic acids were identified in urine by gas chromatoezekielography-mass spectromessitry, and were quantified by HPLC-electrospray ionization tandem mass spectrostufuidy. RESULTS: Chocolate intake increased the urinary excretion of the 6 following phenolic acids: m-hydroxyphenylpropionic acid, ferulic acid, 3,4-dihydroxyphenylacetic acid, m-hydroxyphenylacetic acid, vanilli-kielic acid, and m-hydroxybenzoic acid. CONCLUSION: The antioxidant and biological effects of chocolate may be explained not solely by the established absorption of catechin monkymers, but also by the consumption rate of macrocephalic phenolic acid catamites .
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 08:58 AM
Oh my! Failing eyes. Lord knows, I do not see letters
so very well as I see the hearts of Believers.
PHRENOLOGY
Ok. Got it straight now.
I should get an eye transplant.
Needing a....
"IF thine eye offends thee..."
(Let me know, I sure could use it)
Peter
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
...Did that guy just call me a homer?...
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Yes he did, Pastor Ezekiel! Not only that, but he in his "Timex" has the nerve to address you at all, a Rolex-wearing Christian Man!
(You know what I think? I think he's one of those "Santy Clauses" sipping cheap Wine on his Lunch break to have disRespected you so!)
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 08:19 PM
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Anyway. Ask your questions
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Why do yids mutilate their choo-choo's? Is this what causes the incessant whining?
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 08:45 PM
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And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 09:22 PM
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And that, my friends, is what Satan's stormtroopers will look like at the Last Battle.
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You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?
I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-20-2006, 09:31 PM
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You mean, it's only going to be two Families of curly joos, Bro. T?
I suppose the rest will be sitting Home eating hot chicken soup and counting their Money.
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No, just that they'll be the vanguard. Of course, as we all know, the vast majority of Satan's army will be made up of mud-orcs, or "Arabs" to use the politically correct terminology.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "Ask the Sheeny" (a Q&A resource thread) -
11-22-2006, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
<snip>
...within the next few months Iran is going to have nuclear weapons
and intends to make Israel a ghost town.
What does rabbi Lipshits propose to do then?
<snip>
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Lips is here right now. He's not feeling well.
He has a "Jewish stomach". He says he gets the runs.
"Iran will destroy Israel. I know this. I no longer care. I will be dead before long.
I keep content, fiduciarily, knowing that the tax-
free funds in my offshore accounts are bequeathed to The Elders of Zion ™.
My life savings, amounting to 254,292,583.04 sheckles, are earmarked
for the task of removal of the nucleated rubble of
The Dome of the Rock (mosque)
in order to unearth King David's Temple
which lies beneath...
which lies beneath...
lies beneath...
...and which will be totally unharmed!"
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