[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Miss Christine

Interesting quandry.... I've never considered sunscreen an issue of vanity myself. The way I see it, sunscreen is an all around benefit. God saw fit to bless me with beautiful white skin and my SPF 100 sunscreen helps me protect what he created. Plus, as mentioned previously, keeping my skin intact makes me more pleasing to look at for all the Godly men out there. Afterall, I wouldn't want to assault their eyes with sun spots and ghastly moles .

This pretty much sums it up for me, too.

Plus, I have hair with a (natural) red cast to it, and if my pale pale skin burns a bright red, I am in essence waving my entire red being before the township, like a red flag before bulls.

We all know red is the Jezebel of colors, sinfully cheap and stimulating. In the movies, the town tramp is always dressed in red, head to toe. I think Mary Magdalene started it all. So ix-nay on the red lobster look.