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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-14-2020, 12:33 AM
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Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!
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Oh yes, dear Sister Esther -- to the sweet , I give This is what that John Revolting gets, after insulting Almighty by rejecting blessed commands from within the radiant . Why, I think most people know what it says about people who willfully sin by trying to act like members of the opposite sex:
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."
And, yet, did little Johnny (or, should I say, big Edna) pay attention to this very Holy instruction from the Throne of Heaven? No! So, he gets what he deserves. Rest in peaces, Mrs. Revolting.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-14-2020, 03:48 PM
Some young woman from a show called Glee died by drowning. Even if I were not a True Christian™ the thought of the Glee being removed from the public scene might provide some satisfaction.
Of course, it is actually a tragedy, and if I were not a True Christian™ accepting of God's Power and Wrath then I suppose that I would feel badly about the situation.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-14-2020, 05:34 PM
God is clear that not everyone accepts His word. Love thought to transcend what we owe to Him, killing Himself for us in Christ, giving all His substance yet certain to be rejected by the majority who'd prefer value systems not in accordance with His Explicit Advice then wail because outcomes He'd advised were certain eventuated, can hardly be considered "love" at all.
Song of Solomon 8:6-7 Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
So many choose something different from The Bible. Read it, then decide. Do you prefer God? Or would you rather contribute to a different paradigm, where values you agree with others are preferred.
Joshua 24:14-15 Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD. And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-16-2020, 04:33 AM
Jesus is CLEANING HOUSE!!!
Grant Imahara, sneaky Asian lad with a thing for robots, was struck down by the Lord his God with a sudden brain aneurysm in a show of Divine Power and Might. Shunning church to spend time with the homosexual couple known as the Mythbusters, Imahara is now riding the Hell Train!
Woo Woo!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-18-2020, 05:12 PM
U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!
And you KNOW he's riding in the BACK of the TRAIN!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-19-2020, 11:30 AM
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U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!
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“Rep. Lewis’ significance in American history can’t be overstated. He cemented his legacy as an intersectional civil rights icon who worked tirelessly to ensure that every American is treated equally regardless of the color of their skin, who they love or what they believe. We thank him for including church-state separation and religious freedom among the important issues he championed, and we extend our heartfelt condolences to his friends and family.”
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Goes on about "freedom" you'd wonder if he'd ever been anywhere freedom as he sees it ever existed? Religious freedom where the religion outlaws Church construction? Where saying, "No thank you, not today," to idolatrous grovelling gets your head chopped straight off? If you're lucky? Anne Boleyn was lucky. She had the best swordsman in Europe. And for precisely that reason. Religious freedom.
Anyway, a better solution would seem to be separation of State and Government. Like 2 banks of a river (perhaps I'm getting sentimental) the State on one side, Government on the other . . .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-19-2020, 01:56 PM
John Lewis was one of those people who never understood the Bible nor God's determination to keep the races separate. That God put the races on different continents should have communicated His intentions clearly enough. Certainly segregationists understood this.
When Lewis resisted segregation he earned his seat on the hell train.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-25-2020, 08:56 PM
Well, I suppose the media will be full of glowing reports about Regis Philbin, now that it's reported that the has called him to Heaven for judgement, and for his one-way ticket to . I thought this day would never come. Now, if we can only hear similar good news about Philbin's yappy co-host, Kathie Lee!
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...bin-dead-at-88
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-26-2020, 12:09 AM
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I thought he was dead already for some reason. I later realized in error I was thinking of Keith Chegwin (who was called to Hell in 2017) who was married to Maggie Philbin. You can see how I got mixed up.
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No I don't. I barely know who Regis Philbin is, but I trust a True Christian's assessment that he's in Hell. I have no idea who those two are. Are they some kind of Danish celebrities? Why do you believe they are in Hell?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-26-2020, 05:16 AM
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So many red flags! From the above link:
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A New York native, Regis Francis Xavier Philbin was born on Au
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What follower of Christ would afflict sons with the name of an idolatrous huckster peddling lies across Asia? With the sole outcome of defrauding anyone who'd listen to further bloat a Mammon-ridden eyesore?
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Of course what someone is taught at school may be rejected by any pupil. Once the phlogiston theory of combustion was well regarded by tutors, after all. But if that falsehood had been swallowed without question, if reason had not been applied, would we have modern jet aircraft to challenge communism and deliver The Gospel with alacrity to wherever it's needed? If I saw a school named "Cardinal" anything I wouldn't send anyone there in a blue fit! Another red flag.
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This pupil obviously, like Hayes before him, accepted the lies and elected to go on to tertiary education in a Romish establishment. They say they have "tradition" to guide them but does that tradition agree with or contradict what Christ taught? By applying reason, as The Bible encourages us to do, the answer is clearly discerned. What happens to those refusing Scriptural guidance is equally apparent.
So many red flags. Is there anyone in the media who isn't a papist?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-26-2020, 07:01 PM
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Fun times are up for Olivia de Havilland whose now off to her final act, Gone With the Devil.
I guess this chucked out sinner was right on one!
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Oh, Dear help us! And now, like you, dear Miss Domgaard, it's time for me to admit to a bit of confusion, as I thought Olivia had already died! Goodness; I can't imagine which of those ywood harlots I'm thinking of -- possibly that Zsa Zsa Gaborg woman.
Not that I'm a superstitious woman, especially when I trust the implicitly, but since they say "things go in threes", then one wonders who might be next? Perhaps Mr. Upchucker was right!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-27-2020, 12:47 AM
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Oh, Dear help us! And now, like you, dear Miss Domgaard, it's time for me to admit to a bit of confusion, as I thought Olivia had already died! Goodness; I can't imagine which of those ywood harlots I'm thinking of -- possibly that Zsa Zsa Gaborg woman.
Not that I'm a superstitious woman, especially when I trust the implicitly, but since they say "things go in threes", then one wonders who might be next? Perhaps Mr. Upchucker was right!
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Mr. Upchucker indicated that a woman past the age of 100 might die soon. Even a heathen could make that predication. When Mr. Upchucker indicates a true understanding of God's Word and what it means for people today, then he will be right about something worth being right about.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-19-2020, 04:13 PM
Ben Cross, some British actor who appeared in Chariots of Fire and the reboot of the science fiction movie, Star Trek.
He played a Jew in the first movie and a godless Vulcan* on the latter. So we can imagine where he is headed.
* I know Vulcans aren't real, but they believe in emotionless logic above all else, so you know that they don't love Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-19-2020, 04:31 PM
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He played a Jew in the first movie and a godless Vulcan on the latter.
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Neither of those would be allowed in these end-times. They would have to hire a real Jew and a real Vulcan*, or the SJWs would go crazy.
* this might be a problem, for the reason mentioned by Sister Handmaiden.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-20-2020, 09:03 AM
What about someone who "identified" as a Vulcan?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-20-2020, 03:32 PM
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What about someone who "identified" as a Vulcan?
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Wasn't that discussed during the Rachel Dolezal case? My understanding is that even though social scientists claim race to be a social construct, one cannot change their race as they feel like.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-20-2020, 05:28 PM
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Wasn't that discussed during the Rachel Dolezal case?
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I don't think Miss Dolezal is called that any more. Instead she has adopted some sort of West African name, so as to better identify with her imaginary ancestors. It is all very sad.
But to return to the question of Ben Cross, I think the SJWs are going to have to give up on any campaign to protest against the casting director failing to find anyone who self-identified as a Vulcan and could act. The question of the Jew in Chariots of Fire is quite different. The movie was made in 1981, so surely Woody Allen or Mel Brooks could have filled the role? Or Dustin Hoffman. I initially thought of Danny Kaye, a more athletic performer, but he was 70 years old at the time.
Thank you for the diversion, Sisters. It has distracted me from the question of why several of my children are screaming and one is howling piteously.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-20-2020, 05:41 PM
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But to return to the question of Ben Cross, I think the SJWs are going to have to give up on any campaign to protest against the casting director failing to find anyone who self-identified as a Vulcan and could act. The question of the Jew in Chariots of Fire is quite different. The movie was made in 1981, so surely Woody Allen or Mel Brooks could have filled the role? Or Dustin Hoffman. I initially thought of Danny Kaye, a more athletic performer, but he was 70 years old at the time.
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Was not Mitt Romney an appropriate age at the time? To play a Vulcan, you understand, not a Jew.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-21-2020, 01:42 AM
If he thinks he's getting a "planet" to populate after he dies it could turn out to be Vulcan! In fact, given the level of delusion involved, why not have his progeny turning up retroactively through a time warp? If Moroni did it and is considered real, why not the Rom-Vulcs?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-21-2020, 03:45 PM
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If he thinks he's getting a "planet" to populate after he dies it could turn out to be Vulcan! In fact, given the level of delusion involved, why not have his progeny turning up retroactively through a time warp? If Moroni did it and is considered real, why not the Rom-Vulcs?
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Oh, that was so clever, Sister Mitza! As someone who has had to endure the company of many Trekkie Fan-boys over the years, I can tell you the the ROMulans are decended from the Vulcans.
Based on Gene Rodenberry's mythology*, the Vulcans were all about embracing the logic, and the Romulans left their little planet and went somewhere to become very belligerent and passionate.
*It's very offensive the way that some people just make up their own myths-- like L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith and the Catholic Church. . . Also some person named "Baha' u' llah". (That last one just sounds like outright Satan Worship if you ask me.)
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