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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 08:11 AM
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I gotta admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.
Not because of how stupid it was, just because I wasn't expecting it, and I guess I could understand how that passes for wit on this forum.
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02-04-2011, 08:16 AM
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I gotta admit, this made me laugh pretty hard.
Not because of how stupid it was, just because I wasn't expecting it, and I guess I could understand how that passes for wit on this forum.
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What's the joke? I did my research and I consider this an up to date list. I would post the list of liberals going to hell, but I don't have enough days in my life to complete that list.
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02-04-2011, 08:39 AM
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What's the joke? I did my research and I consider this an up to date list. I would post the list of liberals going to hell, but I don't have enough days in my life to complete that list.
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The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 08:47 AM
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The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.
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They won't be laughing when they're burning in Hell forever, where their worm dieth not (Mark 9:44-48)!
I am not a True Christian Pastor, so I'm not sure if "their worm" means the sufferer or sufferee. I'm not a scholar... but I bet it's really nasty.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 09:01 AM
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The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.
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Right, so you think the fact that YOU are on the list of people destined for hell is funny. That's like finding out you are to be executed the next day and laughing about it.
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02-04-2011, 09:08 AM
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Right, so you think the fact that YOU are on the list of people destined for hell is funny. That's like finding out you are to be executed the next day and laughing about it.
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Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 09:26 AM
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Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.
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Are you sure about that? Darwin tried to "game" God on his deathbed, and told of smelling the pits of Hell... where you'll be as well if you don't repent; pray and study the King James Bible...
Get right with God, fool...
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11Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.
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02-04-2011, 09:36 AM
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Are you sure about that?
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Yep.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 09:43 AM
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Yep.
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You are aware repentance needs to be sincere, right? It's not a "Get out of Hell FREE" card, you actually need to be serious about apologizing to God, accepting Jesus and following His commandments.
"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land." 2 Chronicles 7:14
It's possible that somebody could be that sincere on their deathbed, but very it's very doubtful most people are.
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02-04-2011, 10:03 AM
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[B]"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."
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Old testament.
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It's possible that somebody could be that sincere on their deathbed, but very it's very doubtful most people are.
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Well you're kind of making your own rules for how sincere you need to be.
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02-04-2011, 10:41 AM
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Old testament.
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The Old Testament counts as much as the New, vile abomination! Jesus says so (Matthew 5:17-18).
Are you calling Jesus a liar?
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-04-2011, 11:41 AM
Sorry Cultus.....have you actually got a suggestion for any Lie-berals who might be going to heaven?
No?
Didn't think so....but at least it will be warm in hell burning for eternity
If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-07-2011, 01:14 AM
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The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.
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Instead of yammering on like a cat with its tail stuck under a rocking chair, why don't you tell us which liebrals are going to heaven. Then we can show you why they aren't.
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Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.
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Why do you fools think that God is this easy. Please post scripture that states you can "tag out" at the last minute.
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02-07-2011, 03:57 AM
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Instead of yammering on like a cat with its tail stuck under a rocking chair, why don't you tell us which liebrals are going to heaven. Then we can show you why they aren't.
Why do you fools think that God is this easy. Please post scripture that states you can "tag out" at the last minute.
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Convert, repent, accept.
Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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02-07-2011, 04:45 AM
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Convert, repent, accept.
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Nonono, I don't buy that. I have devoted my whole life it serving the Lord. If I got up to Heaven and there were people there who jumped on the bandwagon at the last minute, I'd be pretty peeved.
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02-07-2011, 04:56 AM
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If I got up to Heaven
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IFI got up to heaven
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Notice the "IF"? I just proved you don't actually believe in him deep down, because it's not in our nature.
I'm retarded.
Isa14:21-Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
Dueteronomy24:16-The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-07-2011, 08:26 AM
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The joke is that in your eyes no liberal will go to heaven, It's not really a joke to you, It's kinda funny to atheists or moderates.
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So you, an atheist, believe liberals will go to Heaven?
That's . . . interesting. Could you explain that to me in more detail?
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Well according to your bible all I would have to do is convert while in the electric chair, repent and accept. Like what Anton Levay (Founder of Laveyan satanism) did on his death bed.
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Please show me where the Bible indicates that an insincere apology is repentance.
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Convert, repent, accept.
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Define "repent" and you will see where the problem is in your "deathbed conversion" theory.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-07-2011, 05:25 PM
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So you, an atheist, believe liberals will go to Heaven?
That's . . . interesting. Could you explain that to me in more detail?
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I would like to enhance the good Reverend's question by providing a specific example. - If God is just
- If God is all knowing
- If God is hates wickedness
Then explain how a monster like Jimmy Carter could get to heaven.
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Re: List of Liberals who are going to heaven. -
02-07-2011, 06:33 PM
When I saw the title of this thread, immediately I began to get upset. But when I saw the first post, I calmed down.
It is impossible to be liebral and go to Heaven. You have to fervently believe in God and follow His Word exactly, with no deviation. Liebrals skip the uncomfortable parts. Liebrals say "Everyone is welcome, even deviants'.
Could you imagine skipping the serious parts of the Bible and going to Heaven and finding the place over run with perverts? There is good reason less than 10% of the population will go to heaven, to keep the riff raff out. I see Freehold like Heaven on Earth (orly even less than 10% get in here).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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