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Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-20-2012, 07:33 PM
See liberal faggot false Christians and atheists whine as Pastors spell out the simple truth.
I can say from the very depths of my heart that I have never once been persuaded that being gay is and ever could be considered to be a gift from God. The very idea is absurd.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-20-2012, 10:48 PM
No being gay is not a gift from god. Unless it feel better to poop if you are a gay man, but I haven't heard that claim.
I have heard this before. In ancient Greece. they though gayness was a gift and it just created an environment were people were pretending to be gay to get attention. and besides. how is being straight not a gift form god? After all you will get beat up and made fun of a lot less; I am sure.
Ah well, what will they say again next.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-21-2012, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
I can say from the very depths of my heart that I have never once been persuaded that being gay is and ever could be considered to be a gift from God. The very idea is absurd.
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Well Brother Redeemed Papist, I can assure you, being attracted to a man is a lovely gift for a woman. Why any man wants to pretend to be a woman is beyond me.
Oh it starts innocently enough. A little make up on Halloween maybe. Eye liner just this once.
Well, maybe for special occasions.
But eventually he finds himself getting more bold with his choices.
He learns to find others who won't beat him up for wearing women's shoes in public.
It doesn't take long for him to start wearing his wife's lingerie.
And this is somehow a gift from God?
As if.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-21-2012, 03:27 AM
A "gift" that includes the extinguishment of your bloodline and a 1-in-5 chance of catching AIDS?
And I thought my Aunt Edna's sweaters were bad!
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-21-2012, 03:47 AM
If anything its a REALLY weird gift. Please don't order me this gift.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-22-2012, 08:58 AM
That is not what I want to see on Christmas! 
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-22-2012, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
A "gift" that includes the extinguishment of your bloodline and a 1-in-5 chance of catching AIDS?
And I thought my Aunt Edna's sweaters were bad!
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I am greatly thinking you are underestimate number. Do not all the queers have the AIDS? The man juice and the butt cheese is grounds for the breeding of the AIDS yes? It automatic.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-23-2012, 04:05 AM
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I am greatly thinking you are underestimate number. Do not all the queers have the AIDS? The man juice and the butt cheese is grounds for the breeding of the AIDS yes? It automatic.
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The only people who have the AIDS are those whom Jesus wants to have it. You see when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Shout Glory! 
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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-25-2012, 08:46 PM
God will poo and gays like they poo on each other.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-26-2012, 06:59 PM
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-26-2012, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by I'm Retarded.Drool on Me
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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Learn to spell atheist before claiming to be one, k? And don't capitalize it.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-26-2012, 07:41 PM
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WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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We care. We care about their souls. If they do not stop being gaysexuals, they will end up in hell. God hates gays, but they still have hope. Their souls can still be saved if they repent, accept Jesus as their personal Saviour and become Christians.
It's just impossible to be a gaysexual and Christian, so it's one or the other. As we know that being gaysexual is just a deathstyle choice, it really is down to any sodomite if they in the end choose heaven or hell. We can just guide them to right direction. We are Christians, we care. Unlike some black-hearted atheists.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-26-2012, 07:59 PM
Yes, I understand I spelled Atheist incorrectly. I would not have been allowed by this site to use it as my username if I did spell it correctly.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-26-2012, 10:59 PM
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Yes, I understand I spelled Atheist incorrectly. I would not have been allowed by this site to use it as my username if I did spell it correctly.
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You really need to stop blaming others for your own mistakes. This site is just a piece of software, not a living being with an opinion on how things should be written. So only you are to blame for everything what is wrong with America, no one else!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-27-2012, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life?
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It certainly affected the life of Mary Stachowicz.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-27-2012, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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What do you mean 'what does it matter'?
If one walks down the road (perhaps taking the young 'uns to the park to play) and you saw a mince of queers (the preferred collective noun) hanging around on the swings talking in loud voices and drinking Bacardi from the bottle, hooting and hollering lewdness at the young, vulnerable, innocent young 'un your sisters has left in your care (for example) you would feel very differently.
Yet another example of the atheist liberal agenda not surviving contact with the real God fearing world.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-27-2012, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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So you think it's OK to let perverts roam around freely with your children?
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
06-27-2012, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows
Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
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I care! Look, when the LORD sent Hurricane Katrina, I CARED. When the LORD sent Hurricane Andrew, I CARED. When the LORD sent the earthquake to San Francisco, I CARED! I care about my fellow humans and I don't want to see them hurt! Why can't you homosexuals just go to Mexico or something and do all your icky, perverted sex-things there and leave us in peace! STOP TAKING AWAY GOD'S BLESSING FROM AMERICA!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
07-05-2012, 09:10 AM
Why do gay people concern you at all? If you aren't gay then don't worry about what others do. They aren't being "gay on you" or anything so stop hating on them. Others being gay don't affect any of you. The fact it does, it makes me wonder if you surf gay porn at night behind your wife's back. It's okay to accept having attraction to the same gender. We're all gifts from god. Gay is natural population control. Life isn't all about spitting out babies.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
07-05-2012, 09:23 AM
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Why do gay people concern you at all? If you aren't gay then don't worry about what others do.
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Couldn't the same be said for you? Why do you hate Christians so much? What did we ever do to you except warn you that you're going to hell if you don't change your queer ways?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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