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Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 07:22 PM
How ironic.
The Church of Kiddie Fiddling dress-wearing Mary Worshipers now has it's own Queen of the Fairies.
Father Damian. Patron Saint of The Gay Plague.
This article tells of how Rev Damien de Veuster – will be proclaimed a saint on October 11 at a ceremony in Rome.
Looks like a Homer to me.
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VATICAN CITY (RNS) The unofficial patron saint of those with HIV/AIDS will be proclaimed a saint on Oct. 11 at a ceremony in Rome.
The Vatican announced the canonization of the Rev. Damien de Veuster on Saturday (Feb. 21).
A Belgian priest known as “Father Damien,” he spent more than 15 years caring for lepers on the island of Molokai, Hawaii, and died there of leprosy in 1889.
Pope John Paul II declared Damien “Blessed” in 1995, after recognizing as miraculous the cure of a French nun who had prayed to the late priest only a few years after his death. A second miracle, occurring after beatification, was required for his canonization as a saint.
Last year, Pope Benedict XVI recognized as miraculous a Hawaiian woman’s recovery from lung cancer after she prayed for Damien’s intercession. The case was the subject of an article in the Hawaii Medical Journal in 2000.
Statues of Damien, who is also considered the patron saint of Hawaii, stand in both the U.S. Capitol in Washington and the Hawaii State Capitol in Honolulu.
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Not only is this Homer a Belgian but he also managed to contract Leprosy from those unclean savages of Hawaii.
We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 07:41 PM
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How ironic.
Looks like a Homer to me.
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Indeed he does. Is there any mention of which bit dropped off when he got leprosy?
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 09:15 PM
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We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.
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Brother, do you not know that I am assigned to that very hellhole in an effort to save the few in whom JESUS has not given up hope? No, not Belgium. That's a lost cause. I refer to the Landover West Church in Kaho'olawe, Hawaii.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 10:13 PM
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We all know that both Belgium and Hawaii represent Sodom and Gomorrah and all It's inhabitants will be cast into eternal Hell upon Jesus' return.
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No, not Belgium. That's a lost cause.
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That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 10:38 PM
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That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
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Belgium doesn't exist, it's a metaphor for Sodom. That's why it's a lost cause - who ever heard of saving a methaphor?
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-25-2009, 10:41 PM
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That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
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That's right wickharlot, this means the Catholics are worshiping imaginary people in the sky again. Just disgusting to us TRUE Christians™.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 04:26 AM
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That's strange, I thought Belium didn't exist? You guys need to keep your stories straight.
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It's a lost cause BECAUSE it doesn't exist! Does speaking Frenchish addle your brain? Are you a Gypsy?
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 04:29 AM
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It's a lost cause BECAUSE it doesn't exist! Does speaking Frenchish addle your brain? Are you a Gypsy?
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 04:38 AM
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I believe you this time, but be careful! Uppity women like that Rhianna person get spanked!
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 08:37 AM
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Indeed he does. Is there any mention of which bit dropped off when he got leprosy?
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It's a public secret that just about all his bits fell off. His funeral took 3 days and 4 hours. And rumour has it that not all those bits belonged to him anyway, as the people around him constantly had bits falling off as well. This was proven when they found he had two tallywhackers.
He's from Tremelo. My brother lives in Tremelo. I've never seen as big a fagot as my brother. I hope this clears up things.
PS: Tremelo is obviously a made up name as well. I'm surprised the next village isn't called "Humbucker" or "Fender".
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 09:14 AM
I forgot to say: his name "De Veuster" actually means "The Fister". Damien The Fister. Need I say more?
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 02:33 PM
This is just a marketing plan by the Catholics to get their hands on some homer money in the collection plate. They can have it.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-26-2009, 06:52 PM
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It's a public secret that just about all his bits fell off. His funeral took 3 days and 4 hours. And rumour has it that not all those bits belonged to him anyway, as the people around him constantly had bits falling off as well. This was proven when they found he had two tallywhackers.
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To be fair, there's no need to assume the second tallywhacker came from somebody else. We are starting from the assumption of him being a Belgican't, after all. I find the idea of a Belgian with two tallywhackers every bit as plausible as the idea of a Belgian with one giant foot which it uses for shelter, or any other Belgian for that matter.
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-27-2009, 03:53 AM
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I believe you this time, but be careful! Uppity women like that Rhianna person get spanked!
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Re: Catho-licks create a new Saint........ of Sodomites! -
02-27-2009, 03:55 AM
Or the 'Falcon punch':
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