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02-22-2010, 09:59 PM
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First off as you may be able to tell by my name I ama mother and a Juggalette. As a matter of fact I am Syrus' mother! I am a 37 year old educated women who is also a mother of 5 and astudent. Not bowing down to a man. The only men who will ever tell me what to do are God, Jesus and My Father. Yes I believe Jesus was our savior and God is the father. I go to church.
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I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you can't listen to garbage like ICP and be a Christian. I can't honestly believe you are even trying to defend this.
Joseph Bruce and Joseph Ulster will have to account for every word they have uttered to the LORD of hosts at the end of their days.
Matthew 12:36-37
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Let's go over some of their lyrics NSFW....
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Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, piffle YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his piffleing lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
For only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will probably jump again
But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-piffle her till I nut in my underwear
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How are you going to justify that filth to the LORD?
Enjoy hell, juggalo rubbish.
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02-22-2010, 09:59 PM
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Yes what I endured you don;t know . You probably do the same to your wife. Just as long as she licks your boots right?
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Aren't you sad that all the things you endured were for nothing? If only you had put your trust in Jesus, He would've made sure no harm was visited upon you.
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02-22-2010, 10:01 PM
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Yes you do deserve hell. Don't forget to tell Michal Jackson we are glad he is dead once you arrive there.
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How do you come up with that conclusion. Because I am a juggalette that is the only reason. You don't know me. You don't know what kind of person I am. Your are judging me on 1 aspect of my character. It is who I am. I am here defending my son if that makes me wrong then fine he hasn't broke any laws.
Oh I do believe Michael is in Hell if all he was accused of is true. Only Him the children and God know the truth about that. And I will leave it up to God to judge him.
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02-22-2010, 10:04 PM
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How do you come up with that conclusion.
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You clearly stated to disagree with the clear rules in God's Holy Bible. You will go to hell for that, unless you change your ways and get on your knees for Jesus Christ.
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Oh I do believe Michael is in Hell
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I am glad to see there are also things we agree on. There might be hope for you after all.
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02-22-2010, 10:04 PM
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Aren't you sad that all the things you endured were for nothing? If only you had put your trust in Jesus, He would've made sure no harm was visited upon you.
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I did put my trust in Jesus. That's why I am still here today. And able to take care of my children, and myself WITHOUT depending on a man. I suppose your life is perfect cause you have been a perfect christian.
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02-22-2010, 10:09 PM
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You clearly stated to disagree with the clear rules in God's Holy Bible. You will go to hell for that, unless you change your ways and get on your knees for Jesus Christ.
I have gotten on my knees for Jesus, But not for a mortal man. We are just going to have to agrre to disagree on that one. If I do go to hell for it than so be it. I deserve it. I just don't think that the music I listen to will put me there. You might be surprised to know that Christian music and good old fashioned Hyms are all a part of my library.
I am glad to see there are also things we agree on. There might be hope for you after all.
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We agree on that. God knows what he has done and he is being punished.
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02-22-2010, 10:09 PM
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I did put my trust in Jesus. That's why I am still here today. And able to take care of my children, and myself WITHOUT depending on a man.
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Why are you denying what is in God's Holy Bible? Why are you making baby Jesus cry?
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I suppose your life is perfect cause you have been a perfect christian.
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Not at all. I have sinned. But my father beat the fear of God into me and made me an honest man.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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02-22-2010, 10:10 PM
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this is a funny site. all of you bashing juggalos need a lesson.
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Great, a lesson! Which Bible verse will we be studying?
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1- being a juggalo is not a religion i am a juggalo and belive jesus died for our sins. its just music and friends for the true ones not the genuiners like youve been talkin about
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Jesus didn't die for a bunch of clowns.
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2- Juggalos cant be retarded from headbanging at slipknot concerts because maggots (slipknot supporters) and juggalos dont get along to well
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At last, your long search is over. You've found the one group of human beings more pathetic than the juggalos to hate on.
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4- juggalos are some of the only people who will support you nowadays when the fit hits the shan
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We'll take our chances without you fighting for us, thanks. We really don't need a bunch of clowns girl-punching on our behalf.
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im studying to become a forensic scientist for the airforce.
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That's it. I can't take this anymore. Go buy a liter of Faygo Redpop and, when the sugar buzz starts, meditate on the need for honesty in communication.
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MMFWCL to the true juggalos cuz ur all family and ill support you before i support this crime against the christian religion (such a disgrace)
and its retards not retadeds
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It's Christian, not christian.
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02-22-2010, 10:16 PM
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I did put my trust in Jesus. That's why I am still here today. And able to take care of my children, and myself WITHOUT depending on a man. I suppose your life is perfect cause you have been a perfect christian.
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That's a great point and true. We as True Christians™ do not sin.
1 John 3:5-6
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
It is clear that you have never known Christ or you wouldn't listen to vomit like ICP.
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02-22-2010, 10:17 PM
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I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you can't listen to garbage like ICP and be a Christian. I can't honestly believe you are even trying to defend this.
Yes you can. And I do. research it more. If you ever met me in person you wouldn't be able to tell what I was. If you spoke to me without knowing that about me you may have another judgement of me. Oh BTW I am half Puerto Rican too. Does that make me evil too. Is that going to send me to hell. BTW Don't assume I am catholic because of that I am not catholic.
Joseph Bruce and Joseph Ulster will have to account for every word they have uttered to the LORD of hosts at the end of their days.
As will all of us including the bigotted words we speak.
Matthew 12:36-37
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Let's go over some of their lyrics NSFW....
How are you going to justify that filth to the LORD?
Enjoy hell, juggalo rubbish.
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First off as I stated before you don't even have to listen to the music to be a Juggalo Its about family.
I don't justify anything to the Lord thats not my place. I do like some of the music not all of.
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02-22-2010, 10:20 PM
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That's a great point and true. We as True Christians™ do not sin.
What's a great point. Are you saying your life is perfect.
1 John 3:5-6
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
It is clear that you have never known Christ or you wouldn't listen to vomit like ICP.
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It is clear you don't know him like you think you do.
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02-22-2010, 10:24 PM
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It is clear you don't know him like you think you do.
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Brother Levi knows every letter in the Holy Bible. You never even opened a Bible. So it seems clear to me who knows more about our Savior Jesus Christ.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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02-22-2010, 10:24 PM
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Why are you denying what is in God's Holy Bible? Why are you making baby Jesus cry?
I deny it and yes it is a sin because I just don't believe God wants that for anyone. If I am going to Hell for it than I can't change that.
Not at all. I have sinned. But my father beat the fear of God into me and made me an honest man.
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That is a good thing and I have done all I can to live how I was raised and that includes tolerance.
BTW have you ever heard the song Drug Problem by The Bellamy Brothers You might like that one. It is a true song.
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02-22-2010, 10:24 PM
Are we still arguing about clowns? I thought that issue was all wrapped up.
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02-22-2010, 10:26 PM
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That is a good thing and I have done all I can to live how I was raised and that includes tolerance.
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You have been raised wrong. Your parents are in hell and if you want to avoid the same faith you have to start living according to the Holy Bible.
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BTW have you ever heard the song Drug Problem by The Bellamy Brothers You might like that one. It is a true song.
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No, I hate music.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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02-22-2010, 10:28 PM
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First off as I stated before you don't even have to listen to the music to be a Juggalo Its about family.
I don't justify anything to the Lord thats not my place. I do like some of the music not all of.
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Who invented the word juggalo?
What kind of family member are you? You know your family is all going to hell by their filthy language and what they listen to, but you do nothing to save them?
If your family's house was burning down, are you not going to try to help them?
Okay, you don't like the song about the guy coming over and dry humping someone while she does the dishes.
Maybe you prefer lyrics about serial murder? NSFW
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To the hillbilly, stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why, i never liked chicken pot pie
Or the chopped chicken on rye
So tell mr. Billy Bob im a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with a drunken hillbilly
Cut his piffleing eyes out and feed him to his aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken huntin' gotta love it
Hit him with a twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat them up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cause when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood, guts, fingers, and toes
Blood, guts, fingers, and toes
Blood, guts, fingers, and toes
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But being a juggalo is all about love and family, right?
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02-22-2010, 10:28 PM
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Brother Levi knows every letter in the Holy Bible. You never even opened a Bible. So it seems clear to me who knows more about our Savior Jesus Christ.
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Oh I have opened the Bible. And admit I am a sinner. I just can not stand intolerance for Man. We are ALL Gods children.
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02-22-2010, 10:34 PM
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Oh I have opened the Bible. And admit I am a sinner. I just can not stand intolerance for Man. We are ALL Gods children.
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I stand corrected then, you did open a Bible you just didn't read all of it.
Some scripture about YOU!
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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02-22-2010, 10:34 PM
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Who invented the word juggalo?
What kind of family member are you? You know your family is all going to hell by their filthy language and what they listen to, but you do nothing to save them?
If your family's house was burning down, are you not going to try to help them?
Okay, you don't like the song about the guy coming over and dry humping someone while she does the dishes.
Maybe you prefer lyrics about serial murder? NSFW
But being a juggalo is all about love and family, right?
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I would save a perfect stranger from a burning building. Any human sole. The songs I like are Homiez and Juggalo Chant.
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02-22-2010, 10:39 PM
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I did put my trust in Jesus. That's why I am still here today. And able to take care of my children, and myself WITHOUT depending on a man. I suppose your life is perfect cause you have been a perfect christian.
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It sure is. I've never suffered any serious injury or setback, neither has any of my family. I can support my family and everyone in my family is happy. There is not one thing in my life I would have changed if I could live it again knowing what choices I've made now.
That's what truly following the straight and narrow means.
You claim to have opened the Bible, but you've obviously haven't read it properly. You say we're all God's children, so God loves us all. If you had read the Bible you would know that isn't true. God only loves those who love Him and who do as He asks of them. You cannot live a Godly life if you do not know what God asks of you. How can you love God if you don't even know Him? All you need to do is read the Bible! Is that really too much to ask?
When you get to know God and live your life according to His wishes He will take all your worldly troubles away.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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