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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 12-25-2023, 09:35 AM

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Oh! Such horrid lies you have left on , SATAN Claus! Now, I am willing to rise above the many personal insults, but I cannot forgive you for this!!!

Geez, Bella, I'm kinda busy... I'll just throw the way of your chimney chute (which is old and dusty and would need heavy-duty sweeping btw) somthing extra... Here's a book that will explain everything to you, ho!



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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 12-25-2023, 09:43 AM

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Santa, don't you have work to do? Don't tell me that you're posting from your iphone. Those mittens wouldn't let you type with any accuracy.
Handels, you seem to know very well that I DO have some minor items to attend to, but Ho! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph fly very well on autopilot, but it might just happen that they'll empty the sleigh's toilets and their own bowels just above your chimney. In that case, can't help it as I am busy answering these obscure last-minute requests. Okey-dokey. Here's a nice image for you to print. It depicts me and your pal Jesus, Jesus is just receiving his Christmas present and submitting to revere me on his cute wee young knees. Bella, darling, you may also hang this pic on your wall - I recommend a genuine fake vintage oaken frame with genuine imitation gold color.



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So is this demon gone now, for a year? I was worried if he had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for any more humour he was going to start digging up old Saint Nicholas from his boggy grave.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 12-27-2023, 02:34 PM

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So is this demon gone now, for a year? I was worried if he had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for any more humour he was going to start digging up old Saint Nicholas from his boggy grave.
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So is this demon gone now, for a year? I was worried if he had to scrape the bottom of the barrel for any more humour he was going to start digging up old Saint Nicholas from his boggy grave.
Yes, dear Unfalsiable — SATAN Claus is gone, and he will NOT be back! I had written a letter to our beloved President Trump, regarding that unwanted intruder. I am pleased to say that the President has responded, and he promises that SATAN Claus will not be allowed in this blessed again. And, if he tries to enter our glorious nation, then he shall be detained — along with boatloads of other unwanted immigrant migrants!
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 12-31-2023, 06:22 PM

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Yes, dear Unfalsiable — SATAN Claus is gone, and he will NOT be back! I had written a letter to our beloved President Trump, regarding that unwanted intruder. I am pleased to say that the President has responded, and he promises that SATAN Claus will not be allowed in this blessed again. And, if he tries to enter our glorious nation, then he shall be detained — along with boatloads of other unwanted immigrant migrants!
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Default Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 12-31-2023, 07:30 PM

Dear Santa, the novelty plastic item you sent me has already broken. So cheap this year. Do you have Amazon Prime 1-day return? You should think about it - it's a lot more convenient, you don't want to lose business to Dear Bezos.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 01-01-2024, 03:55 AM

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Dear Santa, the novelty plastic item you sent me has already broken. So cheap this year. Do you have Amazon Prime 1-day return? You should think about it - it's a lot more convenient, you don't want to lose business to Dear Bezos.
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Dear Santa, the novelty plastic item you sent me has already broken. So cheap this year. Do you have Amazon Prime 1-day return? You should think about it - it's a lot more convenient, you don't want to lose business to Dear Bezos.
Oh, I am not surprised by this, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Let's face it: SATAN Claus is not going to be honestly concerned about the lack of quality in those cheap gifts that he brings. No; not at all — he is more concerned with stealing the real meaning of mas, and then disguising it so that he can distract people from the Truth of when they are delighted with their plastic, sparkly, cheap merchandise!

Also, considering the uncaring, "so what?", automated response from SATAN Claus, in response to your polite request for a replacement, well, I think that that says so much! And, again, it's all part of a terrible plan to keep people from getting their truly worthy mansions in Heaven!

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

And, another thing, while I'm at it: SATAN Claus, undoubtedly, is in cahoots with the communists, since they produce massive amounts of second-rate, inferior, worthless items. Why, just look at SATAN Claus's helpers in the attached photograph — on their merry way to distribute the very shoddy gifts, such as you have received! And, who knows what that coded message on the bottom left of the photograph really means?! Mark my words: President Donald J. Trump will put a stop to these shenanigans — come or high water!
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 01-01-2024, 05:49 PM

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Oh, I am not surprised by this, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Let's face it: SATAN Claus is not going to be honestly concerned about the lack of quality in those cheap gifts that he brings. No; not at all — he is more concerned with stealing the real meaning of mas, and then disguising it so that he can distract people from the Truth of when they are delighted with their plastic, sparkly, cheap merchandise!

Also, considering the uncaring, "so what?", automated response from SATAN Claus, in response to your polite request for a replacement, well, I think that that says so much! And, again, it's all part of a terrible plan to keep people from getting their truly worthy mansions in Heaven!

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

And, another thing, while I'm at it: SATAN Claus, undoubtedly, is in cahoots with the communists, since they produce massive amounts of second-rate, inferior, worthless items. Why, just look at SATAN Claus's helpers in the attached photograph — on their merry way to distribute the very shoddy gifts, such as you have received! And, who knows what that coded message on the bottom left of the photograph really means?! Mark my words: President Donald J. Trump will put a stop to these shenanigans — come or high water!
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Oh, I am not surprised by this, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Let's face it: SATAN Claus is not going to be honestly concerned about the lack of quality in those cheap gifts that he brings. No; not at all — he is more concerned with stealing the real meaning of mas, and then disguising it so that he can distract people from the Truth of when they are delighted with their plastic, sparkly, cheap merchandise!
Thank you, Sister, that is exactly my thought. There are plenty of alternatives to his rude, cheap service; I will choose another supernatural entity next year.
  • Krampus is a demonlike figure who swats naughty children, stuffs them in a bag, and takes them to his lair.
  • La Befana was invited by the Three Wise Men to visit the Christ Child but declined because she had too much housework. Regretting her decision, she now travels the world on a broom bearing gifts as she searches for Jesus.
  • Ded Moroz morphed from a combination of cruel Slavic gods into a kinder, gentler gift-giver in the same vein as Santa Claus.
  • Agios Vassilis is the Greek equivalent of Santa Claus. However, he delivers gifts on New Year’s Day—the feast day of St. Basil—rather than on Christmas.
  • Jólasveinar are mischievous characters from Icelandic folklore who bring gifts to good children and rotten potatoes to those who have been bad.
  • Amazon Prime offers free 12hr delivery 365 days a year at cheap prices thanks to the magical invisible hand and externalizing costs to an underclass of unprotected labor.
Or I might even stick with plain old Jesus and pray that He puts life-changing plastic items down my stockings. He created the Universe so He could easily do that, as long as I'm a good boy.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 01-02-2024, 01:57 AM

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Thank you, Sister, that is exactly my thought. There are plenty of alternatives to his rude, cheap service; I will choose another supernatural entity next year.
  • Krampus is a demonlike figure who swats naughty children, stuffs them in a bag, and takes them to his lair.
  • La Befana was invited by the Three Wise Men to visit the Christ Child but declined because she had too much housework. Regretting her decision, she now travels the world on a broom bearing gifts as she searches for Jesus.
  • Ded Moroz morphed from a combination of cruel Slavic gods into a kinder, gentler gift-giver in the same vein as Santa Claus.
  • Agios Vassilis is the Greek equivalent of Santa Claus. However, he delivers gifts on New Year’s Day—the feast day of St. Basil—rather than on Christmas.
  • Jólasveinar are mischievous characters from Icelandic folklore who bring gifts to good children and rotten potatoes to those who have been bad.
  • Amazon Prime offers free 12hr delivery 365 days a year at cheap prices thanks to the magical invisible hand and externalizing costs to an underclass of unprotected labor.
Or I might even stick with plain old Jesus and pray that He puts life-changing plastic items down my stockings. He created the Universe so He could easily do that, as long as I'm a good boy.
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Default Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 01-02-2024, 04:18 AM

To be honest, I get the impression the Santa that shows up here goes on unemployment subsidies from one December to the next. The Santas in department stores do this.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Santa's Christmas Shenaginans 2023! The Bestest Threadest EVER! - 01-02-2024, 04:22 AM

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