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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-04-2021, 03:29 PM

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1. Jesus
2. His direct words within the JUDEO-Christian Bible

3. Pastor Ezekiel
Tommy dear, I am flattered that you consider God to be a member of our church, thus requiring to be placed within church hierarchy. Is Jesus a member of the Landover Baptist Church? This is an interesting preposition and I'm sure our Pastors will be able to evaluate whether you are onto something or perpetrating a blasphemy which will send you to Hell. In the meantime, I will assume the latter, as it's safer to err on the side of caution when it comes to yoking with unbelievers (2 Cor 6:14).

However, I don't think that the Holy Bible can be personified - thus requiring it to place on a list of living beings. Do you? Can you find justification for such position in the Bible? Protip: I don't.

If the fact that you're degrading God to a mere human doesn't send you to Hell, then thinking that the Bible is a person surely will!
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Jesus Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-04-2021, 04:10 PM

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Tell me dear if you’ve heard this one before, you are NOT to even try to correct Dr. Anthony J. Toole as a man because we men are superior you Sister’s of Eve women! Have you forgotten this one of many verses showing this biblical axiom to be true? “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (1 Timothy 2:11-12).
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handmaiden,

If I can be frank, and you can still remain "handmaiden," you posted this Jesus inspire passage herewith: "Matthew 11:15 He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.". Therefore in response to what is implied by said passage, I have heard the Jesus inspired passage below once again: “Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (1 Timothy 2:11-12).

In you being a Sister of Eve, it is about time you find your proper place within the the faith, of which, you are only here to serve the superior man in subjection, period! Handmaiden, you remind me of the 7th wife: “It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.” (Proverbs 21:9)
Dear Heaven, above! What on Earth is this idle chitter-chatter about? Dear Mr. Thomas, I think that I can assure you — most definitely — that our dearly-beloved Sisters Basilissa and Handmaiden are very well aware of the instructions from , as contained within the blessed . As faithful servants of the , they know — so well — of their place here. Now, I am quite aware that I may get my aged knuckles rapped for speaking up to a man like this, but I cannot sit by and see such wise, contributing sisters treated in such a common manner!

Proverbs 31:10 "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."

Proverbs 31:27 "She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness."

Proverbs 31:30 "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the , she shall be praised."




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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-06-2021, 07:16 PM

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In addressing yet another Satanic “spew” from a 2nd class woman in your post #21:


ANOTHER 2ND CLASS WOMAN QUOTE BY YOU EMBARRASSING JESUS:
“Tommy dear, I am flattered that you consider God to be a member of our church, thus requiring to be placed within church hierarchy. This is an interesting preposition and I'm sure our Pastors will be able to evaluate whether you are onto something or perpetrating a blasphemy which will send you to Hell.”

HELLO?! You slap Jesus in the face AGAIN in the fact that what Christian church would not want Jesus to be number one member on any hierarchy list? Remember, He is watching us at all times and can you see Jesus shaking His head if He was not put on the list as #1! (Hebrews 4:13)



AS A HELL BOUND WOMAN, YOUR EXPECTED RESPONSE TO MY GODLY STATEMENT: “However, I don't think that the Holy Bible can be personified - thus requiring it to place on a list of living beings. Do you? Can you find justification for such position in the Bible? Protip: I don’t.”

Jesus make it stop pleeeeeeese! Basilissa, listen up, our serial killer Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, is active all the time within our lives through the Bible in His spirit and because of this biblical axiom, to say that the Bible is not alive in the same human ways, is blaspheme!

“For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart..” (Hebrews 4:12)

Dear Sister of Eve Basilissa, that gave mankind sin, do you want to call Paul a LIAR in his verse above in stating with specificity that the Bible is alive through the soul and spirit, therefore it can be included in the hierarchal list and personified?



ANOTHER EXPECTED QUOTE FROM A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “If the fact that you're degrading God to a mere human doesn't send you to Hell, then thinking that the Bible is a person surely will!”

OMG, when will it stop Jesus? Jesus is the Hebrew God Yahweh incarnate, and He was HUMAN when He walked the earth subsequent to leaving His Zombie state in being risen on the 3rd day, therefore it is YOU that is degrading Jesus as God with your Satanic statement shown in your quote above!!!





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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-06-2021, 08:22 PM

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Jesus H. Christ, when will the 2nd class woman that are inferior to men stop trying to REWRITE the Bible relative to their true godly position in having to be subservient to men in every way? (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Mzzzz White, relative to your godly quotes in Proverbs in your post #22 regarding the 2nd class female gender, how do they eliminate the biblical axiom of you Sisters of Eve being put upon earth only to be subservient to men? (1 Corinthians 11:3).

Furthermore, you Sisters of Eve are to be at man’s beckon call for ANYTHING as the following Jesus inspired passage so states herewith: “Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the Lord.*For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body.*But as the church is subject to Christ, so also the wives ought to be to their husbands in everything.” (Ephesians 5:22-24)

May I add to the godly inspired passage above, and in using the statement “in everything” at the end of said verse shown above, this would preclude that when the superior man over the inferior woman has the “urge,” then you Sisters of Eve are to drop in what you are doing at any given time, and satisfy this said "urge" post haste! Understood 2nd class woman?


I have never seen such insolence to the superior man by the second-rate women like here at Landover Baptist Church!




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Jesus H. Christ, when will the 2nd class woman that are inferior to men stop trying to REWRITE the Bible relative to their true godly position in having to be subservient to men in every way? (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Mzzzz White, relative to your godly quotes in Proverbs in your post #22 regarding the 2nd class female gender, how do they eliminate the biblical axiom of you Sisters of Eve being put upon earth only to be subservient to men? (1 Corinthians 11:3).

Bla, bla, bla.

I have never seen such insolence to the superior man by the second-rate women like here at Landover Baptist Church!
Well! Before I become accused of "going all Gloria Steinem", I must assure you, dear Mr. Thomas, that this "2nd class woman" (to use your most unfortunate choice of a term) is NOT trying to "REWRITE the Bible"! It may come as a great surprise to you to learn that the Word of the has these very interesting — and important — facts contained within:

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of , and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Hebrews 4:12 "For the word of is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

Proverbs 19:14 "House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the ."

Proverbs 18:22 "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the ."

Now, then; I do hope that you will give very careful consideration to these great Words from Almighty — before you find yourself in this most regrettable situation!

Luke 9:26 "For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels."


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HELLO?! You slap Jesus in the face AGAIN in the fact that what Christian church would not want Jesus to be number one member on any hierarchy list? Remember, He is watching us at all times and can you see Jesus shaking His head if He was not put on the list as #1! (Hebrews 4:13)
Would you kindly begin to read the Holy Bible, Tommy dear?

You could start here:

Ephesians 5:23-27
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

That means the relation between Jesus and His Church (the Landover Baptist, naturally) is like relation between husband and wife.

The wife (church) belongs to the husband (Jesus), and not vice versa. Husband isn't a part of his wife, thereforeJesus isn't a part of His Church.

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You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?

Does your Bible take you out for lunch? Does it (or he? or - God forbid - she?) entertain you with witty conversation? If you go for a jog together, who wins the race?

I'm just trying to figure out how much psychiatric help do you need, sweetie.
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YOUR GOBBLEDYGOOK STATEMENT IN YOUE POST #26 AS A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?”

Jesus’ SPIRIT has nothing to do with a Hell bound Catholic saint corpse! Instead of watching the soap operas all day long why don’t you actually take that time and READ the JUDEO-Christian Bible?!

Now, what part of the following inspired by Jesus passage don’t you understand relative to Him being praised to all ends, and in being on the hierarchy list at LBC?

“Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6)


When we are to go to the extremes in praising our serial killer Jesus as Yahweh God incarnate as shown above, then the least of which, Jesus should be at the top of the hierarchy list at Landover Baptist Church, where pastor Ezekiel plays "second fiddle" to Jesus, period!



Basilissa , for your homework tonight that you are NOT to run away from, is to align the following passage regarding the second rate throw away woman as shown within the scriptures, with your grasping for straws biblical passages in upholding women in the Bible as worthy, okay?

“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

“The man who pleases Jesus will escape from a woman!” Can it get in plainer in what Jesus thinks of the woman?” NO IT DOES NOT!!!



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My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
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Default Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife! - 10-07-2021, 10:35 PM

Mr. Thomas, i know that i'm part of the forum but not part of the Church that the people of Freehold attend. However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus.


Should i remind you that even Pope St. Peter I did some mistakes, but he accepted St. Paul Apostle tips and corrected his own behavior? Even St. Thomas Aquinas, that most feminist label as "mysogynistic", would have disagred with you.


And by the way, can you please explain what you mean in your signature with:


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I really hope that it's not what i think because, if it were true you, are violating one of the first rules that God gave to Adam and Eve. (Genesis 3:7)


Now, i'll pray that you ask forgiveness for your mistakes to Our Lord and Saviour and that you'll start rejecting the sinful incel doctrine.
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YOUR GOBBLEDYGOOK STATEMENT IN YOUE POST #26 AS A 2ND CLASS WOMAN: “You must be Catholic. Do you also believe that the power of a saint resides in a desiccated corpse, or a piece of a corpse?” Jesus’ SPIRIT has nothing to do with a Hell bound Catholic saint corpse! Instead of watching the soap operas all day long why don’t you actually take that time and READ the JUDEO-Christian Bible?! Now, what part of the following inspired by Jesus passage don’t you understand relative to Him being praised to all ends, and in being on the hierarchy list at LBC? “Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and
organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6) When we are to go to the extremes in praising our serial killer Jesus as Yahweh God incarnate as shown above, then the least of which, Jesus should be at the top of the hierarchy list at Landover Baptist Church, where pastor Ezekiel plays "second fiddle" to Jesus, period! Basilissa , for your homework tonight that you are NOT to run away from, is to align the following passage regarding the second rate throw away woman as shown within the scriptures, with your grasping for straws biblical passages in upholding women in the Bible as worthy, okay? “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26) “The man who pleases Jesus will escape from a woman!” Can it get in plainer in what Jesus thinks of the woman?” NO IT DOES NOT!!! Basilissa, now get [*** DISGUSTING, POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] and instead pray to Jesus in the hopes that where you will be going upon your earthly demise, will not be the hottest place in the sulfur lakes of HELL, praise Jesus' revenge! "A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands." (Proverbs 27:15-16) I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows: My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise! My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans. My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.
How does Deborah fit into your world view?

You mentioned cymbals.
Here's some, accompanied by organ.
Are you suggesting these creatures do not have breath?

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“Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power. Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness. Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp. Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.*Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals. Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.”(Pslam 150: 1-6)
Tommie, sweetie. Of course I have breath and I praise the Lord, and I can do that with high sounding cymbals, too. What's your point?

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“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)
Oh sweetie! If I were bitter, would I call you sweetie, and would I be so patient with you?

I am washed in Jesus' Love and as such I'm oozing sweetness from every pore.

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Oh, sweetie, look, who's bitter now? I feel lifted by your persecution, though. It reassures me that we are right and you are wrong:

2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

In fact, I feel blessed now that you are persecuting me:

Matthew 5:10 - Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

And as ordered by God, I will continue to pray for you, sweetie:

Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

I hope that helps.
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That is so true, Sister Basilissa. I must say, though, that this fellow, Mr. Thomas (I will not dignify him with the designation of "Brother".) seems to have a very low opinion of the menfolk in our church community. He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-- implying that our fine, upstanding True Christian™ pastors, husbands and brothers are incapable of fulfilling The Lord's wishes in this matter.

Yes, we mere females here at are well-versed in scripture and strong in our faith. That might make us intimidating to false Christians and other weak men.

However, our Brothers in Christ have matters well in hand. They guide our Church on the ground as well as here on the web. They also reside over their families with an eye to honoring Biblical principles. Mr. Thomas' continued lectures here are an insult to their authority.


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It's impossible to say one book of The Bible is better than another. At a particular time Ruth brings His message of compassion and justice, then another week or another year Esther conveys God's pastoral care; we are His sheep after all. Judges so often speaks to us in so many situations where our little concerns have been preempted in the majesty of history. God well knew the folly of kings (better than many alternatives perhaps, France exemplifying this) yet in His compassion acknowledged the will of the people over Judges like Deborah, Shagmar, Eli and even Samuel along with others not themselves ruling but existing as conduits for mercy, bringing deliverance at some small cost where otherwise ruin loomed.

I'm sorry, that's all getting a bit flowery but the point remains: follow God, not something dreamed up to counter what He intended. Deborah followed God, she did not want to be king and everyone prospered. Only in Him will any nation ever prosper, the truth of which is as clear today as it was to Deborah.

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Jesus H. Christ, when is it ever going to stop where women of Landover Baptist Church continue to step in the proverbial poo in relation to their gender being 2nd class?!

Look at the example in your post #32 that you gave to praise Jesus in relation to me subjectively saying that He should be at the top of the list of the hierarchy at LBC, with using Barbara Dennerlein playing boogie woogie organ! HUH? WTF!

MitzaLizalor, have you forgotten dear that this type of display is ungodly? Look at the floozie Barbara at her organ with her tight ass pants, that if she stood up you could probably see her butt crack which goes against Jesus’ inspired words! (1 Timothy 2:9). Notwithstanding, her long blond hair that is NOT covered as it should be as the Bible so states. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

As if the hell bound Barbara Dennerlein’s attire wasn’t despicable enough, then you forget in what type of music we are to use in praising our serial killer Jesus! Turn the “Soaps” off and READ your bible, in that the only music that is to be heard for Jesus is admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs using harps, singing with gladness in our hearts to the Lord." (Colossians 3:16). Here are further examples of the type of music that is ONLY to be used for our ever loving and forgiving Jesus: Acts 16:25, Romans 15:9, Heb. 2:12, I Cor. 14:15, and James 5:13.


Now, if you are going to Satanically use Boogie Woogie in the future for any reason, DO NOT use a hell bound woman like Barbara Dennerlein because Jesus says that if men want to please Him, they are to stay away from women! (Ecclesiastes 7:26). Conversely, only use MEN as these far superior examples show playing Boogie Woogie music. Accept no substitutes to the following! You can thank me later dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6GEcdh5whk
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“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

Dear, you still haven't addressed Jesus's inspired words saying that to please Him the man is to stay away from 2nd class women as explicitly shown within the scriptures.

All you gave in your post #30 was platitudes and wishful thinking passages in trying in vain to put Ecclesiastes 7:26 aside. Don't think that Jesus is not watching you perform this type of Devil Speak, (Hebrews 4:13) and of which you will pay dearly upon Judgment Day for sure! Praise Jesus' revenge against the Bible "throw-away" woman!


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My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

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YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: "He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-"

No 2nd class woman, it is the responsibility of Jesus and myself to point out within the scriptures in what He truly thinks about your Hell bound woman gender!

Remember dear once again, you were made from a man (Genesis 2:22-24), you were put here upon earth to have a life's ambition to be able to sit up because of producing many babies for our faith's cause (Genesis 1:28), and you are to be subservient to man until your one way E-ticket ride to Hell because of you no longer being needed upon earth! (Colossians 3:18)



"A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself." (Proverbs 27:15-16)


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My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

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YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: "He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-"

No 2nd class woman, it is the responsibility of Jesus and myself to point out within the scriptures in what He truly thinks about your Hell bound woman gender!
Mr. Thomas, please remember that you don't speak for Jesus here at . That authority falls to our dear Pastor Zeke and the Senior staff.

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. . . . you are to be subservient to man until your one way E-ticket ride to Hell because of you no longer being needed upon earth! (Colossians 3:18)
Your statement seems to suggest that I am to submit to earthly male authority rather than God. Just a gentle reminder, the Earth and all it contains will someday pass away, you are not God and I'm not going to Hell. . . No matter how hard you frown at me.


I will continue my prayers for you.

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YOUR QUOTE IN TELLING BDT THAT I AM NOT FOLLOWING JESUS' DOCTRINE!!!: " However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus."

Romeo, you are going to have to tell me where I allegedly went astray! Therefore, give me examples, and be sure that you know Jesus is watching! (Hebrews 4:13)


YOUR QUOTE: "And by the way, can you please explain what you mean in your signature with: My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.

You obviously have never preached at a Nudest Camp, when they <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> day.

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“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)
Sweetie, you accuse me of being a snare, even though I have shown you nothing but endless patience.

Please ponder on this verse:

Proverbs 19:5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.

You accuse my heart of being a trap, which I suppose is a convoluted way of you saying that you are in love with me? I suppose I should be flattered, but you need to know that I am married, so you should not be coveting what is not yours:

Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

You accuse me of having chain-like hands - that is something that an angry lover might say. As we have never interacted outside of this forum, I ask you to ponder again on the verses provided above, and here is another one in the same venue:

Romans 13:9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

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Dear, you still haven't addressed Jesus's inspired words saying that to please Him the man is to stay away from 2nd class women as explicitly shown within the scriptures.
The Scriptures (you should always capitalize the Holy Word of God) you provided refer to bad women - not to all women. I really don't care if you think I'm a snare - you aren't even a 3rd class citizen as far as Landover Baptist is concerned, so your opinions bother me about as much as those of slugs which I squash under my feet in the garden.

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Don't think that Jesus is not watching you perform this type of Devil Speak, (Hebrews 4:13) and of which you will pay dearly upon Judgment Day for sure!
I am a True Christian™ and as such I am unable to do devil things. I am a Perfect Creature™:

1st John 3:6-9
6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


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YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE:
You are doing it again - you are accusing a Perfect Creature of being capable of doing something ungodly.

Your baseless, false accusations make Jesus weep.

Psalm 119:1-3
1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

Romans 6:6-8
6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
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Basilissa,

YOUR WISHFUL THINKING QUOTE: “You accuse my heart of being a trap, which I suppose is a convoluted way of you saying that you are in love with me?”

I can’t tell you in how many times women have “come on to me” within my ministries for obvious reasons, and you are yet another hell bound women that has done so, whereas I will add YOU to the extensive and ever growing list.


Your long-winded “War and Peace” scripture responses to Ecclesiastes 7:26 are only nibbling at the passage in question to try and remove the outright direct words of Jesus in demeaning women in general. In essence, you are therefore showing the membership that our Bible contradicts itself with your half-baked passages in trying in vain to extinguish Ecclesiastes 7:26 which is outright BLASPHEME!!!

Basilissa, you are not understanding, nor accepting, your 2nd class woman position in the godly scheme of things as Jesus shows within the scriptures! Tell the membership in what part of this Jesus inspired passage don’t you understand? “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

Within my thread of how a Christian man can find a wife, you have continued to exercise your “assumed” authority over my superior position of being a Christian man, whereas instead you are to remain QUIET! When you don’t follow 1 Timothy 2:12, where do you get the biblical authority as a 2nd class woman to usurp Jesus’ direct words in said passage? BLASPHEME!



“To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.” (Titus 2:5)




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My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

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Basilissa,

YOUR SATANIC ACTION HEREWITH TO MY POST #37: Last edited by Basilissa; 10-10-2021 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus

Regarding your despicable actions relative to eliminating my alleged statements that are not clean for our serial killer Jesus in my post #37 is outright ungodly! How dare you take such actions against me when I preach the true words of Jesus the Christ as explained?



In prayer with Jesus last night, and within the same vein that you did with me in editing my post, He told me to give you a test where He said to put forth the passage below that He inspired within the Bible to see if you ungodly remove certain phrases and words to this passage! Do you understand the subsequent outcomes for you if you do?!

Besides, no children below 18 should be admitted to Landover Baptist Church because of what is written within the Bible that is equal to, and surpasses this passage explicitly shown below!

“When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.*There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.*So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

Remember dear, Jesus is watching you in what you may remove or edit to His inspired passage above! (Hebrews 4:13)

Basilissa, are you starting to smell sulfur?



"Neither was man created for woman, but woman for man." (1 Corinthians 11:9)



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My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

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