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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-23-2024, 12:39 AM

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Ron DeSantis dropped out of the race for the Presidency
I as very glad to hear this. Now Ron DeSantis can go back to doing what he does best, destroying Disney!

I heard Disney is making Mickey Mouse porn

Disney clearly took advantage of Ron DeSantis being busy with other things lately.


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-23-2024, 10:06 AM

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I as very glad to hear this. Now Ron DeSantis can go back to doing what he does best, destroying Disney!

I heard Disney is making Mickey Mouse porn

Disney clearly took advantage of Ron DeSantis being busy with other things lately.
From what I've heard, Disney lost the copyright on Mickey. Pheraps he can finally repent from his sins.
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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-23-2024, 05:16 PM

As a fully committed, inerrant Bible-believer, I know that gayism is a terrible, horrible abomination against The Lord. I also know that there are Republicans who are caught up in the delusional "confusion" of thinking that they are Gay.

There is our dear, beleaguered George Santos, a certain unamed U.S. Senator from a certain unnamed southern state, and that well-healed circus freak, "Caitlyn" Jenner, whose confusion touches on several categories of sin. These people have all expressed support for Donald Trump and the American, i.e. Republican Way.

This gives these folks a pass for the time being, along with those Catholics and Mormons who vote in line with Jesus' directives. Still, I have to ask--how long? When do we get to publicly condemn exhort these sinful but useful people regarding their sins? Do we just gather them into our powerhouse political tent for the time being and then let them find out about Hell by accident?

And speaking of that unnamed Senator, why is it that we can't openly address him as the lavender garden tool that he is? It's the Liberals who insist that we mustn't out a person "against their will". They are ones who get all huffy and insist that any statements about his feminine nature are some form of "microaggression", but they also say that it's a mortal sin to "dead name" Miss Jenner. Why are we letting Liberals make any rules about these discussions?

All of these issues confuse me, and it's been demonstrated that confusion is not what The Lord wants for us. I know that we are living in the End Times and that Jesus is playing a serious game of multi-dimensional chess with Satan. But I long for the days of the Bible, when it was a simple matter to stone homers and other sinners. Are we going to be able to get America back to those days before Jesus' return, or are we going to miss out entirely and just let Him deal with those sorts of people directly by throwing them in Hell?

Is it wrong to want to enjoy the time we have here on Earth before the final disposition of God's Great Plan?


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-23-2024, 06:06 PM

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As a fully committed, inerrant Bible-believer, I know that gayism is a terrible, horrible abomination against The Lord. I also know that there are Republicans who are caught up in the delusional "confusion" of thinking that they are Gay.

All of these issues confuse me, and it's been demonstrated that confusion is not what The Lord wants for us. I know that we are living in the End Times and that Jesus is playing a serious game of multi-dimensional chess with Satan. But I long for the days of the Bible, when it was a simple matter to stone homers and other sinners. Are we going to be able to get America back to those days before Jesus' return, or are we going to miss out entirely and just let Him deal with those sorts of people directly by throwing them in Hell?
Thank you for your thoughtful analysis, Sister Handmaiden. You are so correct there is no way to avoid the ultimate destruction of those who commit a sin so grievous it makes Jesus cry. Republicans who remain trans and/or homer certainly will suffer a painful end.

My thinking is a genuine Republican who might be experiencing gender confusion is a person on the road to recovery. Otherwise, that person cannot be a Republican. Recovery is available today in groundbreaking treatments like Conversion Therapy.

That said, it would be so helpful to those of us Republicans in politics if, while on the road to recovery, these people would keep their gender confusion out of sight. Private lives of Republicans need to remain private. I'm not saying the same rule applies to Democrats. They promote sin and need to be exposed and punished.


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-26-2024, 10:21 AM

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Ron DeSantis dropped out of the race for the Presidency just in time.
Always a poor imitation. If you want the real thing, vote for it.
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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-30-2024, 03:44 AM

There is one Republican Senator I am quite worried about. If there is something we should not know about him, it's best kept in a deep dark place.

I'm speaking of Sen. Lindsey Graham. He has never married and there is never news of him escorting ladies about town. His private life never surfaces. Best it does not.

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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-30-2024, 09:48 AM

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There is one Republican Senator I am quite worried about. If there is something we should not know about him, it's best kept in a deep dark place.

I'm speaking of Sen. Lindsey Graham. He has never married and there is never news of him escorting ladies about town. His private life never surfaces. Best it does not.

Senator Lindsey Graham Responds to Chelsea Handler (people.com)
Lindsey Graham is totally NOT gay. Here is a picture of him affectionally hugging a woman. So OK it is his younger sister Darline, who he adopted, comforted and lived with after their parents died. He was many years older and sacrificed his marriage prospects to looking after his sister. She came to regard him as "Dad"


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Lindsey Graham is totally NOT gay. Here is a picture of him affectionally hugging a woman. So OK it is his younger sister Darline, who he adopted, comforted and lived with after their parents died. He was many years older and sacrificed his marriage prospects to looking after his sister. She came to regard him as "Dad"
Great picture of Lindsey. When using it in public let's refer to her as a girlfriend.


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 01-30-2024, 06:28 PM

I'd say even if Linsdey is a faggot then at least he hides his disgusting true self from the rest of us. That's the decent thing to do, even if as I say he is a flaming cockswallowing sperm burper. I don't want to see it, and Lindsey agrees.


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 02-05-2024, 11:57 PM

The guy's name is Lindsey, for Heaven's sake. It doesn't get any gayer than that.


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Default Re: Republicans in the Closet Must Stay There - 02-07-2024, 03:17 PM

You know what heterosexuals need? A way to instantly recognize each other. A uniform.

I propose we call "The Straight Jacket".


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