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Default Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-25-2024, 04:04 PM

In this day and age, when Satan has been so successful, eventually you will receive a wedding invitation for two homers. This can be difficult to deal with.

One of the couple might be a close relative, even a child. Or, it might be the child of a close friend and present an uncomfortable situation. You might be tempted to make up an excuse, "I have another obligation." I have heard of Christians who show up to sign the guest book, sit in the back and slip out before the sinful vows.

Ultimately, you must remember Jesus is watching you. Do not anger Him. You must not attend. The proper True Christian™ response is to write, THIS IS SIN, on the invitation and send it back.

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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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In this day and age, when Satan has been so successful, eventually you will receive a wedding invitation for two homers. This can be difficult to deal with.

One of the couple might be a close relative, even a child. Or, it might be the child of a close friend and present an uncomfortable situation. You might be tempted to make up an excuse, "I have another obligation." I have heard of Christians who show up to sign the guest book, sit in the back and slip out before the sinful vows.

Ultimately, you must remember Jesus is watching you. Do not anger Him. You must not attend. The proper True Christian™ response is to write, THIS IS SIN, on the invitation and send it back.

Can Christians Attend Gay Weddings? | Carl R. Trueman | First Things
Well, I know that this might seem extreme, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but Brother Kevin Swanson thinks he has the perfect answer to this very situation. In the following video, he explains — very adamantly — what he would do if his son were to be involved in a "gay" wedding. It might not be a situation that's ideal for everybody; but, at least, Brother Swanson is getting his message noticed!





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Default Re: Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-25-2024, 06:37 PM

Poor Kevin looks like he has a walking disability. His suggestion - to cover himself in manure and sit in the doorway of the Church - sounds a bit limp as a protest, the kind of thing liberals would do, just sitting around. Real Americans protest in trucks.


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Default Re: Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-25-2024, 10:01 PM

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Poor Kevin looks like he has a walking disability. His suggestion - to cover himself in manure and sit in the doorway of the Church - sounds a bit limp as a protest, the kind of thing liberals would do, just sitting around. Real Americans protest in trucks.
Kevin thinks covering himself with cow manure and sitting there will stop people from attending a homer wedding. Yes, Dr. Toole, it will take strong physical barriers like pickup trucks and mean looking Christian Brothers.


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Default Re: Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-25-2024, 11:50 PM

On the other hand, if one were witnessing this shameful spectacle, when it got to this spot "Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace" a True Christian could take out his KJV Bible and let them have it from the Word of God about this sin. That's what I would do.

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Default Re: Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-26-2024, 12:56 AM

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On the other hand, if one were witnessing this shameful spectacle, when it got to this spot "Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace" a True Christian could take out his KJV Bible and let them have it from the Word of God about this sin. That's what I would do.
Good for you, Bazukhov. I hope the ceremony would stop and people would turn away from the couple and listen to you. You need to remember that community can be violent.


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Default Re: Invited to a Homer Wedding? No, Don't Go - 01-26-2024, 10:33 AM

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In this day and age, when Satan has been so successful, eventually you will receive a wedding invitation for two homers. This can be difficult to deal with. One of the couple might be a close relative, even a child. Or, it might be the child of a close friend and present an uncomfortable situation. You might be tempted to make up an excuse, "I have another obligation." I have heard of Christians who show up to sign the guest book, sit in the back and slip out before the sinful vows. Ultimately, you must remember Jesus is watching you. Do not anger Him. You must not attend. The proper True Christian™ response is to write, THIS IS SIN, on the invitation and send it back. [URL="https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2024/01/can-christians-attend-gay-weddings"]Can Christians Attend Gay Weddings? | Carl R. Trueman | First Things[/URL]
Wherever heretical clergy so-called are involved, nonattendance is never a problem.
Try it.
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