[Elmer G. White]

There are periods of life that are especially vulnerable to the seductions of lust (Judges 3:29) and Satan. These include the fetal age, early infancy, toddlerism, adolescence, and senescence. In addition, retarded individuals are prone to self-abusive activities from cradle to their early death. With adequate punishment (Proverbs 13:24) these people can sometimes Repent (Luke 10:13) but, in addition, they have to understand what Jesus is all about. This is difficult with people who have little or no intellectual capacities. However, there are souls to be won over to Jesus and would it not be fun to see an occasional child, retard or demented old man in Heaven with us providing some variety and entertainment.

Based on the presentation below, we can easily explain these sub-human individuals the essentials about Jesus to ensure their Salvation. Due to this, please understand that the language is necessarily simple and contains no advanced Creation Scientific vocabulary.

Some explanations are tailored separately for these three groups. These are clearly marked with appropriate abbreviations: C (children), R (retards and mongoloids), or OF (Old Fools aka the Senilistic).

Dear C (R/OF),

Let me tell you all about Jesus. If you accept Him you may live forever, if you fail, you may still live forever but in Hell. The pain of Hell is worse than drilling a tooth (R: restraints; OF: having a catheter). The thing you have to understand is Creation. After that everything depends on it. Let us begin.

God Created everything (Genesis 1:1)but God is also Jesus, His son (John 10:30). When God Created everything He did it by Jesus (John 1:3). All the land and stars and animals flew to their places through Jesus. If Jesus had not been there, there would be nothing. So we must thank Jesus.

("Thank you, Jesus", you can chant like this for a while but not as long as the Pentecostals do, that would be overkill and really irritating to Jesus).

God Created also man.

This is what everything looked like afterwards for one hundred years.



You may see that those people have no clothes. That was then, this is now. You must not do like that and remove your diaper (C; R: diaper; OF: incontinence shield). It was very nice in Eden.



Everyone was friendly and the lions only ate oranges, watermelons and cherries and other fruits and grass.



It was so much fun!



Because Jesus Created everything we must praise Him.



(Again, don't overdo this, remember the Pentecostals)

God not only Created everything. He did it in a particular manner. He Created us Man and Woman. Thus, you may not touch the thingies of other boys nor your own (C; R&OF: "of boys nor your own"). That thing is bad (Leviticus 23:13).

He Created man an woman but man is better than woman. Man decides. You must fight the plagues and scourges of feminism and emancipation and female voting everywhere (C&R&OF).

Jesus told us to continue having marriages to make new babies (for C only, Rs should not marry and OFs should be dead by that time). Please tell your parents (C; R: never mind the R; OF: children and grandchildren) never to use a condom, an IUD or the pill.

Look at the Garden again. It was very nice:



We are not there any more because the woman did not trust Jesus. She wanted to know more. God did not want us to know very much. He wanted us to Fear Him and Obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Because of that, Adam and Eve had to start working. They also had children and their son Cain was a killer. He had to go and live with other people in a land called Nod. How the other people got there is a mystery to those who hate Jesus but we know that Jesus must have Created them, too, a bit earlier. Nod was a nasty place.



This is how we live also now. Apart from Jesus. But He sacrificed Himself to Save you from His punishment. This was done by nailing Him, on a wooden Cross. That hurt more that drilling your tooth (C; R: restraints; OF: catheterization of your bladder). This is Jesus on the Cross.



You can choose the land of Nod and Hell or Jesus. If you choose Him, you'll be here once again. that would be nice.



If you don't believe in Creation, Jesus will refuse all those nice things from you. You are a bad person. You are disgusting. You deserve only punishment and agony. But if you Fear Jesus He may Love you.

Many people will tell you that Creation is not real. They hate Jesus. They try to tell you difficult things with big words. Evolution. Queer. Medication. Vaccines. Therapy. Quark. You don't understand these words. They are difficult. Please don't even try. Jesus hates those words, too (1 Timothy 6:20).

Who do you trust? Do you trust Jesus and His spokesman, Mr. Kirk Cameron. He tells us that the other options are ridiculous. You may laugh at this with him.



Or do you trust the teachers who tell you that there were once mongrels, half duck, half crocodile. They will show you pictures like the one below. That one is hard to understand so don't even try! Do you trust them of Jesus?





The End

You may decide to show the R only God's Wrath through punishment and the pictures if he cannot talk; the same can be applied to severely demented OFs.

Brethren, for those of you interested in the theological justification of the text above, please consider these more complex and complicated points that only true Christian™ educated men can comprehend:

• Creation is everything. If we cannot trust Creation that took place through Jesus, we cannot trust the Bible.
• If we cannot trust Jesus, we cannot be Saved.
• Many liberal Creationist organizations accept scientific observations of stars, "galaxies" and "exotic planets". We don't have to do that. That is not the narrow road (Matthew 7:14). That road leads to dismissal of Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer