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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 07:45 AM

I have to admit, its pretty f'ed up he can sit there and critisize me, and yet I get the infraction? yeah, gotta admit, this website has single handedly changed my compleat view of christians, here I thought people here were loving and caring, yet they can only sit and judge other things. sooo um, go ahead and ban me. need a reason to? ok, check this out. piffle you all, your all fagtareded asswipes who only care about themselves, god is a myth, if he is real he probably takes it up the ass from satan. piffle you, piffle your mother, piffle your dad, piffle your sisters, brothers, uncles, aunts, whatever.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 07:57 AM

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I have to admit, its pretty f'ed up he can sit there and critisize me, and yet I get the infraction? yeah, gotta admit, this website has single handedly changed my compleat view of christians, here I thought people here were loving and caring, yet they can only sit and judge other things. sooo um, go ahead and ban me. need a reason to? ok, check this out. piffle you all, your all fagtareded asswipes who only care about themselves, god is a myth, if he is real he probably takes it up the ass from satan. piffle you, piffle your mother, piffle your dad, piffle your sisters, brothers, uncles, aunts, whatever.
Well now that your calmer, perhaps you will realize that Jesus sent you here for a reason. I'm sorry that you follow some false religion that teaches you everything that isn't in the Bible.

Perhaps you should look at the Noobs read this first

Brother Basher did a wonderful post here about who is our neighbor.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 08:06 AM

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Well now that your calmer, perhaps you will realize that Jesus sent you here for a reason. I'm sorry that you follow some false religion that teaches you everything that isn't in the Bible.

Perhaps you should look at the Noobs read this first

Brother Basher did a wonderful post here about who is our neighbor.

Brother V's Bible in a year

and Rev. Osbournes The most misunderstood passages in the Bible
I follow a false religion? look at all of you, judging others due to their belifes. i atleast have the respect to not assume that one only ended up in this forum because they were looking for pedophilia porn. I actually found it to be rather offensive, that he said that, when he knows absolutly nothing about me. but you wont do anything about it because he has a higher "status" on some bullshit website. w/e im outta here. Have fun living in hell
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 09:57 AM

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I follow a false religion?
Yes, you call yourself religious because you feel it gives you some kind of status or comfort but you don't want to actually do the work for it.

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...on some bullshit website. w/e im outta here. Have fun living in hell
If that's your idea of showing respect and not judging people, then your ethical standards are as valuable as your religious beliefs.

How about you stop harassing and imitating Christians, okay?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 10:33 PM

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I follow a false religion? look at all of you, judging others due to their belifes
We do this because God demands us to.

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atleast have the respect to not assume that one only ended up in this forum because they were looking for pedophilia porn. I actually found it to be rather offensive
You seem to underestimate things like referrer logging. Boy are you going to regret never worrying about things like browser cookies and privacy settings. The DoF knows exactly what you were looking for when you arrived at this site. Your IP address has been reported to the FBI so it's out of our hands now...


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-24-2010, 10:39 PM

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I follow a false religion? look at all of you, judging others due to their belifes.
On the contrary, God commands us to judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-28-2010, 06:23 PM

While I am going to be lazy and not read the 90 pages of this probably outdated and old debate, I WILL say something about how you people have been doing on here, all the "OMG read only the KJV bible becuase its the only true one in the world"
1)KJV, 1611. thats 1,611 years after fesus was born, you realise that, right?that would mean its terribly inaccurate to that even, and the events before that. get one of the original bibles or at least something closer to year 0 or even before then.
2) Aren't Christians(which I am one of) tuaght to not hate? We are told to pray for those that hate us, and ask for their forgiveness, not say "you dont believe what i say? then your going to hell". You're supposed to pray to the entire Holy Trinity, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit for their forgiveness.
3) It's a kid's show, lazytown, meant for kids under 7. If you look at it and say "OMG its perverted, its promoting pedophilia" etc etc, then who's the pedo/ pervert? It's meant to get kids to be active and eat right. And most of the "proof" I've seen on here of how the show is pedo-bear approved is just photshopped garbage.
4)Why is everyone here bashing catholics? I am not one but are we(all Christians) told to be accepting? And catholics, though they worship Mary, the person God chose for Jesus to be birthed from, they are still Christian.

To wrap it all up, you are being hypocritical people that do not know how to follow in Jesus' footsteps. Or any path that He has made for that matter.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-28-2010, 06:46 PM

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1)KJV, 1611. thats 1,611 years after fesus was born, you realise that, right?that would mean its terribly inaccurate to that even, and the events before that. get one of the original bibles or at least something closer to year 0 or even before then.
You mean like the Dead Sea Scroll?

They are identical to the Bible we have today.

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2) Aren't Christians(which I am one of) tuaght to not hate?
Doesn't the Bible say to love your neighbor?

Yes. Does that mean to lie to him and tell him what he wants to hear? No.


It means to tell him the truth, and warn him to flee from the wrath to come. As we are commanded in Leviticus 19:17, "Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him." Here, loving your neighbour is defined as rebuking him, and not allowing sin to come upon him. Further, we have never suggested that we don't love our neighbor. We're not saying "We hate sinners" - we're saying "God hates sinners." The purest, most exalted form of love is to tell people the truth, especially about weighty matters such as life and death, sin, righteousness, judgment to come, Heaven and Hell.



But remember, David said: "Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? Am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred; I count them mine enemies." Psalm 139:21, 22. David hated God's enemies with a perfect, spiritual hatred (as opposed to the fickle human emotion of hatred), just as all of God's elect do.

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No, they are not Christian. Christians worship only God. It's the FIRST commandment.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-17-2011, 02:50 AM

ok look I hacked this site in about 40 seconds but enough of that.

I saw the Jeb Thurmond had more sexual pictures then anyone else on this forum,

DUDE ARE YOU A PEDO THAT GETS OFF AT LOOKING AT YOUNG CHILDREN STANDING LIKE THAT YOU NEED TO GET HELP!!!

(AND NO NOT FROM GOD BUT FROM A CLINIC THAT GETS YOU THE HELP THAT YOU NEED)
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-17-2011, 02:55 AM

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ok look I hacked this site in about 40 seconds but enough of that.
Is that how you amuse yourself, by bopping around the internets and hacking Christian websites?


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-17-2011, 04:25 AM

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ok look I hacked this site in about 40 seconds but enough of that.
And I banned you from this site in less than 10.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-20-2011, 03:39 PM

Hey everyone, my name is James and I'm from England currently 20 years of age, I happened to stumble upon this forum and believe me i have nothing against Christianity and it's teachings and those who follow them i am not a troll to this forum i am just stating a few facts just so you can think about it...please think about it? From what I have read everyone who argues on this and happens to believe this is a show promoting paedophilia is a fool, i can show you why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello

Follow that link, it's the girl with the pink hair that is her true name and age. she's 19!! how can you promote paedophilia if you are of legal age, and the audience isn't going to have the mental brain capacity to even grasp what the "peadophilic" references supposedly are. I doubt the Christian followers who i have seen trolling up the forums with the blabble anyway will follow this just because i have shown evidence.

I personally think you all give Christians a bad name for other Christians and jump the gun as soon as someone says it's "satanic" all of you are just a bunch of hypochondriac's. you speak of good will when all you do is promote hate for others and can't even take in opinions of others. i have read the entirety of this forum and whenever someone says anything it's an instant "no your wrong heathen you'll burn in hell!" it's quite disgusting to read, where is your warmth as a Christian. You as a religion will destroy the world of it's ethics in the future i garentue it.

Thank you for your time, i hope some of you have some rational thought and can put together a "constructive" response to this.
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I personally think you all give Christians a bad name for other Christians and jump the gun as soon as someone says it's "satanic" all of you are just a bunch of hypochondriac's. you speak of good will when all you do is promote hate for others and can't even take in opinions of others. i have read the entirety of this forum and whenever someone says anything it's an instant "no your wrong heathen you'll burn in hell!" it's quite disgusting to read, where is your warmth as a Christian. You as a religion will destroy the world of it's ethics in the future i garentue it.
And how exactly are we unChristian?

Please show us in the Bible where it says to be open-minded and tolerant of negative influences.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:22 PM

I personally allow all seven of my children, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Lucifer, Josiah and ESPECIALLY sweet little Mary to watch Lazy town as much as they want, I actually encourage it.

I would see it as a blessing if young 8 year old Mary grew up to look like Julianna Rose Mauriello. she is obviously in great shape and able to woo any man she desires, therefore she can marry into any rich and/or successful family of her choice and because of this I do not care at what age she allows seed to be spilt upon her loins.

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Angry Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:28 PM

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I personally allow all seven of my children, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Lucifer, Josiah and ESPECIALLY sweet little Mary to watch Lazy town as much as they want, I actually encourage it.

I would see it as a blessing if young 8 year old Mary grew up to look like Julianna Rose Mauriello. she is obviously in great shape and able to woo any man she desires, therefore she can marry into any rich and/or successful family of her choice and because of this I do not care at what age she allows seed to be spilt upon her loins.

YOU ALL BESEECH THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST. SHAME ON YOU!


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Well 'Joe' I am sure you do think she is 'gorgeous'. How long have you had these un-natural desires involving underage girls? People like you make me sick!


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:31 PM

I don't think 'Joe' actually has any kids.


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Angry Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:32 PM

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I don't think 'Joe' actually has any kids.
I agree, Brother Nobar, unless 'American Girl' dolls count.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:34 PM

She is 19 "Fred" is this illegal? No. The laws set in place by are fore fathers allow women of this age to be with men of my age, but this is not what I am saying. I am just saying that if my daughter can look as pretty as her at that age, I would be eternally grateful for the fortune Christ has bestowed upon our family. Likewise if any of my sons could gain a girl like hers hand in marriage, another blessing.

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Angry Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:46 PM

Ok.....'Fred', so what you are telling us that you lust after this slut and you want to dress up your infant daughter to be just like her?

People like you make me want to puke!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-25-2011, 06:51 PM

You see 'Fred' if you'd read your Bible, you'd know God does not permit pedophilia however, it's OK to have sex with "women children" that are obtained in war.
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites ... And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males ... And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones ... And Moses was wroth with the officers ... And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18
When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it ... And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself. Deuteronomy 20:10-14
How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing we have sworn by the LORD that we will not give them of our daughters to wives? ... And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh. Judges 21:7-11
Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh ... And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught. Judges 21:20-23

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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