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Unsaved trash, pathetic demon wannabe
Under Investigation
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Posts: 1
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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**ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 12:47 AM
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Expect Us.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
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Re: **ATTENTION** -
10-13-2013, 12:48 AM
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: **ATTENTION** -
10-13-2013, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's
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Targeting ethnicity's what, dear? You used a possessive (that's the little squiggle, also called an apostrophe). That shows "ethnicity" possesses something that we are supposedly targeting. I wonder what it is.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 12:55 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Expect Us.
-div1desbyzer0
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Oh garsh, I'm so skeered!!!
Now, if you're done with your pathetic and unfounded boasting, how about telling us what church you go to and how you came to find Jesus: we want to get to know you!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
True Christian™
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Posts: 1,824
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Expect Us.
-div1desbyzer0
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And yet your "team" doesn't even know how to use proper grammar. Somehow, we are less than scared, but have decided to let you continue posting because seeing you embarrass yourself like this is just downright hilarious.
What else have you got for us?
Pastor Ed
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,454
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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You stole my line.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 193
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Godless New Zealand
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Expect Us.
-div1desbyzer0
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 11:26 AM
Is the website still up and running?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
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Episode 17,602.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-13-2013, 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
We Are Legion.
We Do Not Forgive.
We Do Not Forget.
Expect Us.
-div1desbyzer0
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Ooooooooo scary!
I bet Royal St George Dr is a tough neighborhood!
So big!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,151
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-14-2013, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Is the website still up and running?
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Either it is or I'm having a psychotic breakdown and just imagining that I'm here
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 193
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Godless New Zealand
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-14-2013, 12:39 AM
Hey can you guys see this? Im not sure if the website is still working
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,454
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-14-2013, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott Cole
Hey can you guys see this? Im not sure if the website is still working
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
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Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-14-2013, 04:35 AM
Welcome to Obama's America.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
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Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
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Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!! -
10-14-2013, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by WeDoNotForget
We Are Legion.
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Luke 8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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