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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-16-2016, 02:17 AM

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I guess I'm getting old, I don´t understand boys of today. Anyway.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-16-2016, 02:22 PM

Very well, said, Brother Gonzalez! And may I contribute to the sentiment expressed with the following verse?

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.



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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-16-2016, 03:35 PM

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-17-2016, 11:47 PM

Hello. I would just like to ask you guys a few questions:First of all, this is a game. There's fighting and stuff, but your guys are taking all of this too far.
Telling people to go to Hell for being RATIONAL and giving you facts.
The unsaved need to be saved, yet your saying that they are unwelcome?
I've read some your guy's posts and telling other people go to hell? wow you guys are not christian at all. and yes, I am a believer too. you guys are terrible and mean.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-17-2016, 11:54 PM

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Hello. I would just like to ask you guys a few questions:First of all, this is a game. There's fighting and stuff, but your guys are taking all of this too far.
Telling people to go to Hell for being RATIONAL and giving you facts.
The unsaved need to be saved, yet your saying that they are unwelcome?
I've read some your guy's posts and telling other people go to hell? wow you guys are not christian at all. and yes, I am a believer too. you guys are terrible and mean.

I was all prepared to answer your questions, until I noticed that while you have included a few question marks, you didn't ask any questions. You seem muddled and confused and yet you profess to be a "believer". What is it you believe in?


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-18-2016, 12:33 AM

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...Telling people to go to Hell for being RATIONAL and giving you facts...
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...The unsaved need to be saved, yet your saying that they are unwelcome?...
Scripture available upon polite request.

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...I've read some your guy's posts and telling other people go to hell?...
Read them again. No True Christian™ has EVER told someone to go to Hell. If they did, they'd have proven that they were no True Christian™, and would immediately lose that status and be banned from this forum.

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...wow you guys are not christian at all...
Or... you have no idea what it actually means to be a Christian, because a whole lot of people have been lying to you your whole life.

Want to know what it means to be a Christian? READ THE BIBLE. When you come across anything that the True Christians™ do that violates the smallest bit of that book, bring it up and we'll discuss.

Until then, STFU and read (and learn ).

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...and yes, I am a believer too...
Why? Jesus would probably hate you, too. Scripture available upon polite request.

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In your next post, please bring facts, not ignorant personal opinions.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-18-2016, 05:16 AM

hello, it is a pleasure to meet you all in the coming flame war.

i would simply like to state that in reference to the "ships" of characters
(E.G.)
*Pharah/Mercy
None of these relationships are cannon, and if you don't know what i mean when i say cannon allow me to explain. Cannon is something explicitly assured in the game, or games lore. When i say none of these relationships are cannon, i intend to say that they are all fan-made and that you can not blame a game for it's fanbase.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-18-2016, 05:30 AM

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hello, it is a pleasure to meet you all in the coming flame war.

i would simply like to state that in reference to the "ships" of characters
(E.G.)
*Pharah/Mercy
None of these relationships are cannon, and if you don't know what i mean when i say cannon allow me to explain. Cannon is something explicitly assured in the game, or games lore. When i say none of these relationships are cannon, i intend to say that they are all fan-made and that you can not blame a game for it's fanbase.

Welcome, rubika. You talk pretty good American, but I can't figure out your meaning. Sometimes, when you translate a heathen language to American, it isn't enough to just translate the words. You may have to rewrite the whole sentence to convey the meaning.


Why don't you make an introduction in the forum conveniently labeled "Introduction Forum"? We'd like to know your congregation, your Pastor, the number of your sons, which revolver you favor, how you found Jesus and such other information that we may find useful in knowing you.


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...None of these relationships are cannon...
can·on
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  • 1.
    a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.
    "the appointment violated the canons of fair play and equal opportunity"
    synonyms:principle, rule, law, tenet, precept; More
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    a collection or list of sacred books accepted as genuine.
    "the formation of the biblical canon"


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hello, it is a pleasure to meet you all in the coming flame war.

i would simply like to state that in reference to the "ships" of characters
(E.G.)
*Pharah/Mercy
None of these relationships are cannon, and if you don't know what i mean when i say cannon allow me to explain. Cannon is something explicitly assured in the game, or games lore. When i say none of these relationships are cannon, i intend to say that they are all fan-made and that you can not blame a game for it's fanbase.
Dear Miss Rubik,

We know about the Flame Wars, that are also called the Apocalypse. We're praying (for the sake of your soul) that you'll be fighting with Jesus against the Powers of the Antichrist.

Revelation 9:17-18
And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued
fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.


A cannon is one of the devices that will be used in the war.
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A canon is something else. We are quite familiar with the canon.
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The Biblical canon was a matter of some debate during the early days of True Christianity™, as atheist usurpers tried to introduce false book into the wonderful collection of Commandments authored by God. For instance, the Catholic Cult includes Baruch in its canon against everything that is pure and precious. In contrast, the Lutheran cult tried to rtemove the above-cited Revelation from its canon, as it opposed strongly the Lutheran view of works not being pivotal for salvation (Revelation 20:13). Apparently you refer to this "collection of authoritative data" as your canon. This also means that your gaming community is a cult. That is not good news.

1 John 5:21
Little children, keep yourselves from
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-18-2016, 06:24 AM

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hello, it is a pleasure to meet you all in the coming flame war.

i would simply like to state that in reference to the "ships" of characters
(E.G.)
*Pharah/Mercy
None of these relationships are cannon, and if you don't know what i mean when i say cannon allow me to explain. Cannon is something explicitly assured in the game, or games lore. When i say none of these relationships are cannon, i intend to say that they are all fan-made and that you can not blame a game for it's fanbase.


Hmm. . . not to repeat what others have pointed out already, but we do understand the concept of a canon (spelled correctly) as the immutable, underlying basis for a system of beliefs, or to put it in more colloquial terms, the "official party line".


What you need to understand is that the only canon that concerns us is the Bible. The officially recognized canon for the game called "Overwatch" is of no interest to us whatsoever.


But while we are on the subject, I would like to examine your assertion that one "cannot blame a game for its fanbase" (spelled correctly.)


By this reasoning, I am wondering if you would agree to the statement that one cannot blame the Bible for the believers who constitute its "fanbase"?


Please, put some time and thought into your response, as this is the exact sort of discussion that we hope to engender on this forum.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-18-2016, 09:36 PM

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I believe you did your best to research the world in which this game takes place and I commend you for trying to enlighten your fellow worshippers. But I do believe you have some things incorrect in your assumptions. If you would like to know everything there is to know about this game and the world it takes place in and the HISTORY of the characters and Overwatch as a whole, I would kindly suggest you read everything <<<link to a pornographic site removed by moderator>>>. That Hyperlink will send you to a website that will tell you everything there is to know about the HISTORY of OVERWATCH and what it and its associates stand for and the circumstances which troubled them. I appreciate your effort and I see all you are trying to do here is enlighten fellow Christians and for that I commend you. Please do take a look and read up so you can more accurately represent this game whether it be less evil or more.



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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-19-2016, 01:18 AM

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  • "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
Hello, I see this post about the character 'Reinhardt' and which I think you put it all wrongly and just think of something that relates to nothing that the game is trying to potray.

What Overwatch is:

The Overwatch origanization is a team that was made to put down the Onmic Crisis, and Omnics were built by humans like machines for war, like the character Bastion, he is an Onmic and the last Bastion. Zenyatta is a peace spreading Onmic, wanting Onmic rights, like Human rights.

Reinhardt Origin:

Now to get onto my point. Reinhardt was apart of the Crusaders, modern knights in Germany. Reinhardt is a modern aged Knight, and the crusaders wielded 'Rocket Hammers' a big hammer with rockets attached to make it hit harder. There are no sexual remarks made about this. His shield is a shield, stop it at that, not an imagery for a condom. It is a shield, like how knights carried a shield into battle. He is his teammates shield, and every shield will break, so it has to recharge. His armour is not a BDSM suit, it is armour, just armour with rockets propelled to the back so he can charge into battle.

"I am on Fire! Come here and get burned."

His qoute "I am on Fire!" is what happens after you do well in the game, every character will have their own dialouge about doing well, there is a bar near the characters health bar that shows this.

Sexuality:

There is no way to know about Reinhardt's sexuality. However, it is shown that he has a liking to the character, Ana, who was apart of Overwatch aswell. He also has a woman following him around, named Brigitte, however is younger than him, maybe in her late 20s or early 30s, and they show no sexual connection.

Conclusion:

I hope you understand that Overwatch is indeed filthy sin, and people have sinful minds, if you want to know more about this Universe then just look at this [Link to gay midget bukake porn deleted] this is the fan-made wiki to the game, as no wiki is made by the developers, but however it is well-maintaned and shows the true sin of Overwatch.
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Conclusion:I hope you understand that Overwatch is indeed filthy sin, and people have sinful minds, if you want to know more about this Universe then just look at this [Link to gay midget bukake porn deleted] this is the fan-made wiki to the game, as no wiki is made by the developers, but however it is well-maintaned and shows the true sin of Overwatch.
I hope you understand that Overwatch is just a waste of time, and that people have incorrect ideas about the Bible. If you want to know more about the subject that is the focus of this entire forum, then just look here:


Landover Baptist is sort of like a fan-made wiki to the Bible, as no wiki has been developed by the Lord. It is a well maintained forum and shows the true content of God's Holy Word.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-19-2016, 02:12 AM

To your opinion Overwatch is a waste of time.

I am a sinner, and I am only making this post because I enjoy sin.
I play doctor with my cousin from time to time.
People should open up more to new things, video games can make people sin. I have a friend that I've known for five years living in Washington State that I met online in a game, and he is one of my best friends and my favorite lover. He prefers the bottom Queen position

This game SHOULD get banned, Blizzard is a very repulsive and sinful company, and deserves bankruptcy!

Doom was the most Satanic game of all time, and no one plays it anymore. People call it satanic, but it was not as you actually go and kill demons.

Overwatch is sin, none of it will ever happen, praise God!
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Overwatch is sin, none of it will ever happen, praise God!
Overwatch is nonsense, nothing worthwhile will ever happen in your insignificant excuse for a human existence, praise God!


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-19-2016, 05:32 AM

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 12-19-2016, 06:14 AM

I take it that the Overwatch is some sort of computer game. Well, it's not the sort of thing I'd want to see on my device. From the remarks of game proponents it seems to be associated with heretical ideas such as "everyone sins every day" or "it's natural for humans to [insert sin-of-choice]" and so on.

That distinguishes false "christians" from True Christians who actually understand the source material because we have read it. There is only one source for the teachings of Jesus. There is only one source explaining why Jesus was necessary. Claims in the Upanishads are irrelevant. The Koran is irrelevant. The Avesta, irrelevant. There are probably people who take inspiration from cave paintings done by savages in France. These are irrelevant.

The Bible, the only source for Jesus, is very clear. Christians do not sin and it is impossible for any True Christian to sin.
I JOHN 3 . KJV . look up
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Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
10 In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother.
These other texts (or cave paintings) are in fact very harmful because they offer a different paradigm for belief. They contradict The Bible, suggest different forms of morality, advocate idolatry or fire worship and are therefore evil. Games acknowledging such alternative paradigms are therefore also evil. God sees idolatry as a form of prostitution. Would you buy a game in which the players had to be harlots with different "skill sets" catering to clients with varying expectations and realistic graphics?

Saying "oh get real it's only a game" won't cut the mustard with God. How would you feel if Jesus knocked on your door just as your family members were shouting "Hey! Hey! Hey! I just &&&&&&& my pimp with the $$$$$$$$$ at level 8 and I've got ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ of the §§§§§§§§" and "WOWSER!! I'm on level 9 and %%%%% his @@@@@ on ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ look at this!!!!" because that's how God feels when elements of false religions are not utterly annihilated.

The Bible makes this so clear throughout. Persons having some other idea need to support their claims with Scripture. An index of The Bible is available here.
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my son (who is now limited to playing on my lap for parental guidance and knows that if he so much as mentions the q-word again in my house, he will have the sin taken from his hide)
How has nobody commented oh just how disgusting and gay this is?


This GROWN MAN wants a YOUNG BOY sitting on his lap, and should said boy say some "q-word" He will "have the sin taken from his hide", or in other words, will be spanked either by hand or with a belt, presumably.


Might just be me, but this sounds like the script for a sickening sodomite BDSM video. Large age difference, sodomy, and even incest? You sicken me.
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