[Timmythemick]

wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus piffleing Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.

[Meek and Humble]

Spread your intolerance elsewhere, you foreign hatemonger!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman

wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus piffleing Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.

There's no need to come in here with your Scotch Brand of hatred
If God Commands us to do something, do you think we are just going to sit around ignoring HIM?

Anyway, It's not Racist or Homerphobic when It's written in The Bible.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman

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A drunken scot trying to scare Godly True Christian™ Americans about toothless illiterate brits.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by McHillenthescotsman

wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? [...].

I'm sorry, there does seem to be a misunderstanding here. Of course, Landover would not take action against someone whom we only thought was a witch - she was a witch.

[Timmythemick]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

I'm sorry, there does seem to be a misunderstanding here. Of course, Landover would not take action against someone whom we only thought was a witch - she was a witch.

I think you guys need to put your harry potter books down and go get a reality check, go bang your head against a car bonnet and see if it hurts if it does then go be productive members of society and stop marring my beautiful internet with your message of hatred, if it doesn't hurt then repeat the process until it does.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Timmythescotsman

I think you guys need to put your harry potter books down and go get a reality check, go bang your head against a car bonnet and see if it hurts if it does then go be productive members of society and stop marring my beautiful internet with your message of hatred, if it doesn't hurt then repeat the process until it does.

Listen nancy; Our reality comes from Jesus, and our cars don't have bonnets because they're American and not GAY!

Why don't you go crawl back into your bottle of Jameson's and leave us alone to worship God as He commands?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Hate? Do you not fear for your immortal soul? Do witches and their vile trade mean nothing? Is there not suffering in the world enough without these servants of Satan working their evil against the Godly?

Does the Bible not say we must not, "suffer a witch to live."?

[Timmythemick]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Listen nancy; Our reality comes from Jesus, and our cars don't have bonnets because they're American and not GAY!

Why don't you go crawl back into your bottle of Jameson's and leave us alone to worship God as He commands?

your cars do have bonnets but you call them hoods, your delusions stem from your reliance on something that supposedly lived 2000 years ago and do not insult me by insinuating I drink that Irish whiskey and when did god command you to worship him? any true non corrupt being of great power would not 'command' that he/she be worshipped.

[Lola Handcock]

Originally Posted by Timmythemick

wait, wait, wait, you think a young woman who was out enjoying a Halloween celebration was actually a witch? Jesus piffleing Christ you people are thicker than I thought and just to clarify there is no witch hunting season over here in the UK because our government has grown out of paranoia of what they don't understand through science. You cannot come to the UK with weapons because you will end up with a bunch of cops pointing 9mm heckler and kotch MP-5s loaded with 30 armour piercing rounds each at you and you'll end up in a British jail and that isn't a good place for American homophobic racist Christians.

Brother Avatar, GreenPomaceous and my self are planning a trip to England in the spring .I can see aside trip to Scottland is needed it apperars they also have a few witches
And a 9 mm please,We shoot REAL guns

[Timmythemick]

Originally Posted by Lola Sledge

Brother Avatar, GreenPomaceous and my self are planning a trip to England in the spring .I can see aside trip to Scottland is needed it apperars they also have a few witches
And a 9 mm please,We shoot REAL guns

you didn't understand that did you? If you come to the UK with firearms, you will have armed police pointing weapons at you and if you try and draw your firearms they will shoot you. They may only be 9mm but they'll still piffle you up. Now don't be stupid if you come over here I'll gladly give you my address and I will gladly beat the god fearing shit out of you.

[Lola Handcock]

You people from England and Scotland are a bit retarded aren't you.Ask your Grand Pa what happened back in the 1940's when Germany was beating the crap out of you.Who did you call ? Confused ? I will answer it for you ,THE USA and yes we brought our guns with us. Big ones, small ones ,long ones, short ones. It seems that Bag pipes don't quite cut the mustard .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Timmythemick

you didn't understand that did you? If you come to the UK with firearms, you will have armed police pointing weapons at you and if you try and draw your firearms they will shoot you. They may only be 9mm but they'll still piffle you up. Now don't be stupid if you come over here I'll gladly give you my address and I will gladly beat the god fearing shit out of you.

Does it make you feel more like a man to issue threats against helpless women?

You drunken micks are truly pathetic.

[Lola Handcock]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Does it make you feel more like a man to issue threats against helpless women?

You drunken micks are truly pathetic.

Thanks Pastor,but I am sure I can take him in a fair fight,he a HOMER in a dress.Its not like he is a real man!

[Timmythemick]

Originally Posted by Lola Sledge

Thanks Pastor,but I am sure I can take him in a fair fight,he a HOMER in a dress.Its not like he is a real man!

I've not posted a picture of myself, but I am a man of honour, so I will not fight a woman, but any redneck bastard you bring with you is going down, they will taste fine Scottish dirt as my boot drives their heads deep enough for me to bury them. But don't worry there will be someone there to hand you a beating.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Timmythemick

I've not posted a picture of myself, but I am a man of honour, so I will not fight a woman, but any redneck bastard you bring with you is going down, they will taste fine Scottish dirt as my boot drives their heads deep enough for me to bury them. But don't worry there will be someone there to hand you a beating.

This you're idea of "honor"; attacking a gentle and loving man of God like Pastor Flint? Friend your' threats are noted. We do have firearms and we are more than willing to defend ourselves against cross-dressing hate-mongers like you.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Timmythemick

I've not posted a picture of myself, but I am a man of honour, so I will not fight a woman, but any redneck bastard you bring with you is going down, they will taste fine Scottish dirt as my boot drives their heads deep enough for me to bury them. But don't worry there will be someone there to hand you a beating.

Please.

Little Timmie, what are we going to do with you? I crap turds tougher than you. How tall are you, 5' 5"? What do you weigh? 230 with 30% body fat?
I am 6' 6", 265 pounds 1% body fat. I can punch a hole through a car door. I bet you cannot punch a hole in a paper booze bag.

Never ceases to amaze me hearing these drunken micks talk up at the bar. Then they scurry out the back door, running down alleys to get home unseen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Timmythemick

I've not posted a picture of myself, but I am a man of honour, so I will not fight a woman, but any redneck bastard you bring with you is going down, they will taste fine Scottish dirt as my boot drives their heads deep enough for me to bury them. But don't worry there will be someone there to hand you a beating.

And here, dear reader, we see the atheist solution to the offer of the Love of Jesus.

A small prayer, "Oh Lord, hasten Thy Rule upon Earth that we may sit at Thy Right Hand and that sinners be vanquished." Amen.

[Nincompoop2]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Please.

Little Timmie, what are we going to do with you? I crap turds tougher than you. How tall are you, 5' 5"? What do you weigh? 230 with 30% body fat?
I am 6' 6", 265 pounds 1% body fat. I can punch a hole through a car door. I bet you cannot punch a hole in a paper booze bag.

Never ceases to amaze me hearing these drunken micks talk up at the bar. Then they scurry out the back door, running down alleys to get home unseen.

LOL THROUGH A CAR DOOR hahahahahahahhahah i highly doubt this to be the truth, the human skin / bones are not equiped to go through metal.

you talk alot of shit little man. also, god isnt reall

[James Hutchins]

Listen up cold creme, come here and attempt to laugh. I'll put your molars down your throat and have you chewing out the other end.

How old are you, 11? From the way your write, you must be an illiterate brit. Even the micks make fun of you.