[celibanana]

Well, first off, let me show you a picture of Cris Angel;



Scary, I know. He just reeks 'devil'.

I once spoke to a devoted Christian woman, and she stated how she felt Cris 'Angel' had been sent to Earth by Satan himself, to call forth his own 'followers'. She had spoken of how on his television show 'Mindfreak' there is a pull to him, she explained that that is how he draws people to him and Satan.

I was just wondering if anyone else had heard of this or felt this way?

[Bryan Tamariki]

Repent or begone satanist!

Deuteronomy 18:10-13

10There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I don't want anyone to say that he just uses illusions rather than real magic, the LORD orders people to Abstain from all appearance of evil -1 Thessalonians 5:22

[celibanana]

Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki

Repent or begone satanist!

Deuteronomy 18:10-13

10There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.

It's ok; I love you. Just as Jesus still loves you.

Though, I am afraid Satan has already gotten his hands on you. I will pray for your soul, and pray that God saves you from the clutches of a fiery death in your afterlife. Though, since you do seem to be faithful to Lucifer already, I believe you should start praying to Lord Jesus Christ as well. If you value your soul and relationship with Jesus Christ, repent, repent, repent. Repent your evil ways and your relationship with Satan, and may God have mercy on your soul.

<3 YIC,

Celi

Ezekiel 18:30-32
"Repent! And turn from all your transgressions, so iniquity will not be your ruin.
Cast away from you all your transgressions, by which you have transgressed; and get a new heart and a new spirit. For why will you die.
For I have no pleasure in the death of him who dies," says the Lord GOD. "Therefore turn [from you evil ways] and live!"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by celibanana

Though, I am afraid Satan has already gotten his hands on you.

Do you have any evidence for this hypothesis? (please use the Creation Science Method).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Jesus does not love unrepentant harlots, witches, or Godmockers.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by celibanana

Well, first off, let me show you a picture of Cris Angel;



Scary, I know. He just reeks

He certainly appears to reek.

You can practically see the stench lines coming from his greasy skin.

Doesn't he bathe?

[Lizzy b]

I can't look for to long at that photo. He has eyes that really do scare me. I mean they seem to have an evil tint to them. A stare which makes me most uncomfortable.

[Seth Campbell]

That man gets his powers directly from SATAN! How else can you explain what he does!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by BIGs_Boss

That man gets his powers directly from SATAN! How else can you explain what he does!

Um . . . he doesn't shower? That would explain the powerful stench.