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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 02:49 AM
No narration of world history would be complete without the acknowledgment of the year 2000.
With the election of George W. Bush as President of the United States of America under the support of God's elect, the extended True Christian community within America, the world becomes a better place.
Justice, virtue, decency and integrity are restored to a nation -- and a world-- in need.
For eight glorious years, the world was led by a man of vision, a man's whose vision was fixed on the Lord Jesus and the Dow Index.
I consider myself blessed to have been alive to see this remarkable period of history. Truly, it was a time when God's light shone brightly forth . . .
Oh, I am so sorry. My emotions are getting the better of me. I cannot see through my tears of gratitude. Praise Jesus, Praise Jesus, Praise Jesus, oh please, God, lead us back into your merciful favor.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 04:15 AM
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Are you suggesting that our dear Brother Hatchet is play-acting?
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Not at all Mien Handy, though I must apologize (yes I will give an apology when I feel it is the correct thing to do) for my typo, I should have said Hatchy was on a ROLL.
I can see how my error could have caused one such as yourself some confusion.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 03:36 PM
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The written word cannot do justice to Somers's poetry. It really takes a good dramatic reading to appreciate the true extent of Somers's literary depth:
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Some times Brother WWJ you tough love is a bitter medicine to swallow. Yes, it is clear God didn't destroy humanity so we would learn form the humiliation of Somer's tribulation poetry. Even the noxious attack against marriage she attempted in Step by Step pales next to her poetry.
One just has to look at the full person of Susan Summers: T hree is Company, She's the Sheriff and Step by Step to see her obsessive promotion of the homosexual agenda and attack upon traditional American values. While Doris Day kicked the door open for the slutapocoplyse Susan Summers was Satan's storm trooper on his attack against American womanhood.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 04:22 PM
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Not at all Mien Handy, though I must apologize (yes I will give an apology when I feel it is the correct thing to do) for my typo, I should have said Hatchy was on a ROLL.
I can see how my error could have caused one such as yourself some confusion.
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So, you think that a man of Brother Hatchet's wisdom and stature can be served up on a kaiser roll and besmirched like so much pimento loaf?
You aren't half the lunch meat that he is, Mister! You are no kind of lunch meat at all! You are a plate of twisty noodles, with only one or two meatballs atop to provide desperately needed protein! Why, your meatballs should be served up on a garlic-sprinkled sub roll, it's long, light brown length warm and slightly crisp from oven, waiting to receive the thick, sweet sauce and enclose its meat filling . . . wait, I'm getting hungry--or possibly horny-- you should be ashamed of yourself!
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 08:52 PM
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So, you think that a man of Brother Hatchet's wisdom and stature can be served up on a kaiser roll and besmirched like so much pimento loaf?
You aren't half the lunch meat that he is, Mister! You are no kind of lunch meat at all! You are a plate of twisty noodles, with only one or two meatballs atop to provide desperately needed protein! Why, your meatballs should be served up on a garlic-sprinkled sub roll, it's long, light brown length warm and slightly crisp from oven, waiting to receive the thick, sweet sauce and enclose its meat filling . . . wait, I'm getting hungry--or possibly horny-- you should be ashamed of yourself!
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Mien Handy, how you disappoint me, the idiom "on a roll" is not an obscure one.
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on a roll: experiencing a period of success or good luck
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Hatchy had just been saying he had only ever been wrong once in his life, but in this very thread he got to experience the novel situation of being wrong multiple times, hence "on a roll"
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 09:09 PM
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Mien Handy, how you disappoint me, the idiom "on a roll" is not an obscure one.
Hatchy had just been saying he had only ever been wrong once in his life, but in this very thread he got to experience the novel situation of being wrong multiple times, hence "on a roll"
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I think I understand the source of your confusion, Pastard.
I've put the key phrase in bold for you.
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The pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play which exploits numerous meanings of a statement, allowing it to be understood in multiple ways for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.[1][2] These ambiguities can arise from the intentional use and abuse of homophonic, homographic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. A pun must be deliberate —an unintentional substitution of similar words is called a malapropism. Henri Bergson defined a pun as a sentence or utterance in which "two different sets of ideas are expressed, and we are confronted with only one series of words".[3] Puns may be regarded as in-jokes or idiomatic constructions, given that their usage and meaning are entirely local to a particular language and its culture.
Puns are used to create humor and sometimes require a large vocabulary to understand.
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Now, can we please return to Brother Hatchet's wonderful explorations of random historical moments, instead of this being another "Thread about Joe Friday"?
Thank you.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 09:19 PM
1860 ish through 1865; the middle right-hand side of the North American continent and some territory to the left:
God tells successions to bear arms in support of their right to own slaves.
God tells abolitionists to bear arms to free the people owned as slaves.
Newspaper accounts vary.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 09:24 PM
Pardon me, we are talking about the menace to society that Suzan Summers is to society. Not the rantings of some wannabe pirate. Can we get back on topic please?
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 09:58 PM
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1860 ish through 1865; the middle right-hand side of the North American continent and some territory to the left:
God tells successions to bear arms in support of their right to own slaves.
God tells abolitionists to bear arms to free the people owned as slaves.
Newspaper accounts vary.
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Thank you, Sister!
1963: John F. Kennedy, Catholic, is removed from power and sprayed on his wife's Pepto-Bismol pink outfit, something which would make any normal man's head explode. Conspiracy theories abound: Who made the unGodly outfit? Who told Jackie it was a good color for her? Why was she showing so much wrist?
America is saved from Rome and instead tossed to the Jews, Negroes, and homosexuals.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 10:07 PM
1969
The biggest hoax ever. NASA f akes a complete moon landing to justify burning bazillions of tax dollars on gay orgies. They did a crappy job but all liberals were too stoned to notice.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-14-2010, 10:09 PM
2009 and continuing: Homosexualists follow me, leering, all throughout Walmart
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10-14-2010, 11:22 PM
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2009 and continuing: Homosexualists follow me, leering, all throughout Walmart
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While being followed and leered at by people no mater what their sexuality is distressing for you, and you have my sympathy, not really of world importance is it SUV?
Mind you I will give you that it may well be more factually accurate then much of the examples given by Hatchy.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-15-2010, 12:19 AM
The belligerent bead counting wafer munching Pope Julius II forces artist Michelangelo to paint 12,000 square feet of frescoes on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel between 1508 and 1512 at the cathylick headquarters of Satan's empire on earth in Vatican City, Rome.
In 1995 the same degenerate forces of sin and depravity inspire artist Tracey Emin to construct an appliquéd tent, mattress and light titled "Everyone I Have Ever Slept With 1963 - 1995".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-15-2010, 01:18 AM
Circa 1960:
Negros become blacks.
The NAACP retains descriptive appellation common during antebellum era.
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10-15-2010, 02:03 AM
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While being followed and leered at by people no mater what their sexuality is distressing for you, and you have my sympathy, not really of world importance is it SUV?
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Oh yes it is! I am being Persecuted for being Christian!
And this is happening to Christians all over the world, in all 50 states!
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-15-2010, 03:17 PM
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Oh yes it is! I am being Persecuted for being Christian!
And this is happening to Christians all over the world, in all 50 states!
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Not to mention those gays are attempting to those gays are attempting to rape Sister Sue Vera.
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10-15-2010, 03:28 PM
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Not to mention those gays are attempting to those gays are attempting to rape Sister Sue Vera.
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With what, cucumbers?
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10-15-2010, 09:29 PM
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Not to mention those gays are attempting to those gays are attempting to rape Sister Sue Vera.
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Bless You, Brother.
Why I can barely sleep at night, imagining those hordes of homer!sexuralists following me throughout every Walmart everywhere -
all over the face of the earth - in all 50 states
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-16-2010, 08:49 AM
The 1950's
Teenagers discover sex.
Prior to this moment in history, adults had managed to keep it a closely guarded secret until young people reached the age of 21 or signed their names to marriage certificates.
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Re: Hatchet's World History Tour: Random Important Dates and Fact -
10-17-2010, 05:39 AM
1971
Release of the World Orgy song "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"
They may as well have laid down and all start sexing on each other on TV.
Digusting! I bet Satan himself wrote the lyrics to this disgusting lovefest song.
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