[MitzaLizalor]

@JenNettles God has explained about witches. Are you calling Him a monster? saying He doesn't exist? that His commandments should be ignored? because they're crimes? crimes against humanity? war crimes?

God's instructions cover many areas, lying, murder, slavery, witchcraft, the penalties to be applied and the reasons why. How could those instructions be carried out unless the witches, slaves, murderers and cheats could be identified and assembled?

Unless you think God got it wrong. Is that what you think? Do you think witches should live? Christians trust The Bible. Are you a Christian, Jen?

[James Hutchins]

The count is done and (as expected) it was a landslide victory. Our very own Pastor Eziekel Flints residence count was a whopping 459 confirmed witches. Wen asked, Pastor Flint said God has given him the gift of PerfectVision™ and he was able to see and hit witches at five miles, making any dropped witches in all of Landover part of his count.


As appreciation for the gift of 30,000 rounds of 'test' explosive tracer Ammo from Bobby-Joe's Armory and Christian Home Supplies, Bobby-Joe has been allowed to use one of the 'Reserved' parking spots at the Church for an ENTIRE month.

We want to thank all of this years participants not only for keeping the witch population in control but also (and just about as important) the fellowship of working together as a kind and decent group of caring and loving people, working towards a common goal of a better tomorrow.


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