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Default The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 10:25 PM
Hello My name is Isac. (this is his sister writing for him)

Im born blind and im from Denmark.

I know this is a bad start because you will know that i havent read the Bible...
but my faith in the Lord is great! i felt him the first im in church as a kid. i loved it! I felt him in all my body! its like that everytime I go to church.
I remember it startet in a song... in the Voices from the Girl in that back...

few years later i startet in a Chapel as a Chanter apprentis ( thats why i called my self ''BlindChanter'')

I feel Jesus everytime i Chant ! My parrents call it Munk Music... i call it Musical Prayer to the Lord!

I found Jesus by Chanting in a chappel. i did it Ever since

I hope im not a bad Christian... i feel hatet by the lord because he took my Vision... Hope there is a way to avoid hell...

Isac.
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 10:48 PM
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Hello My name is Isac. (this is his sister writing for him)
Hi Isac and Isac's nameless sister.

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Im born blind and im from Denmark.

I know this is a bad start because you will know that i havent read the Bible...
but my faith in the Lord is great! i felt him the first im in church as a kid. i loved it! I felt him in all my body! its like that everytime I go to church.
I remember it startet in a song... in the Voices from the Girl in that back...

few years later i startet in a Chapel as a Chanter apprentis ( thats why i called my self ''BlindChanter'')

I feel Jesus everytime i Chant ! My parrents call it Munk Music... i call it Musical Prayer to the Lord!

I found Jesus by Chanting in a chappel. i did it Ever since

I hope im not a bad Christian... i feel hatet by the lord because he took my Vision... Hope there is a way to avoid hell...

Isac.
Why don't you pray to Jesus to cure you from your blindeness?

As far as reading goes, haven't they heard of Braille, or even audio books, in that third world country of yours?

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 10:54 PM
It sounds like you're a papist- chanting with Monk Music. (I guess your parents are correct.) In that case, if you wish to be Saved you must mend your ways now and strive to become a Christian.
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 11:11 PM
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Hi Isac and Isac's nameless sister.



Why don't you pray to Jesus to cure you from your blindeness?

As far as reading goes, haven't they heard of Braille, or even audio books, in that third world country of yours?
Isac's sisters name is Maria Hello to you.

I prey for it everyday. i never learn the Braille Alphabet because it was too expensiv for my parrents. and i can't find any Bible Audio books in the shops in my town and the most of my familly think its to silly to waist money on it... ( im from a poor familly) and i havent much money myself...
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It sounds like you're a papist- chanting with Monk Music. (I guess your parents are correct.) In that case, if you wish to be Saved you must mend your ways now and strive to become a Christian.
Why is Chanting not as good as Praying? its basicly the same thing... and my brother loves it? its what gives him joy in life?

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Isac's sisters name is Maria Hello to you.

I prey for it everyday. i never learn the Braille Alphabet because it was too expensiv for my parrents. and i can't find any Bible Audio books in the shops in my town and the most of my familly think its to silly to waist money on it... ( im from a poor familly) and i havent much money myself...
Well, you have enough money to use it on the internet connection, don't you, sweetie?

How is learning how to read expensive? Don't you have public schools where you live? Don't they have audio books in the public library in your town? Aren't there any religious Bible study groups whose memebers could volunteer to read the Bible aloud for you? Why don't you ask that sister of yours, who types and reads for you, to read you the Holy Bible instead? You don't have to buy it, either:

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org

There are no valid excuses for not reading God's holy words!

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True Christian™ Love.
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You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 11:38 PM
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Hello My name is Isac. (this is his sister writing for him)

Im born blind and im from Denmark.

I know this is a bad start because you will know that i havent read the Bible...
but my faith in the Lord is great! i felt him the first im in church as a kid. i loved it! I felt him in all my body! its like that everytime I go to church.
I remember it startet in a song... in the Voices from the Girl in that back...

few years later i startet in a Chapel as a Chanter apprentis ( thats why i called my self ''BlindChanter'')

I feel Jesus everytime i Chant ! My parrents call it Munk Music... i call it Musical Prayer to the Lord!

I found Jesus by Chanting in a chappel. i did it Ever since

I hope im not a bad Christian... i feel hatet by the lord because he took my Vision... Hope there is a way to avoid hell...

Isac.
Being blind is no excuse for not reading the bible. Braile. Audio. Have your sister read it to you. Pray to christ to cure your blindness would be most effective though. James 5:15.
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 11:40 PM
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Isac's sisters name is Maria Hello to you.

I prey for it everyday. i never learn the Braille Alphabet because it was too expensiv for my parrents. and i can't find any Bible Audio books in the shops in my town and the most of my familly think its to silly to waist money on it... ( im from a poor familly) and i havent much money myself...
Then get praying boy. James 5:15. I promise that Jesus will cure your blindness. The KJV 1611 Is truth, and every word is meant to be taking literally. 2 Timothy 3:16 Matthew 4:4
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-15-2014, 11:42 PM
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Why is Chanting not as good as Praying? its basicly the same thing... and my brother loves it? its what gives him joy in life?

Maria
Matthew 6:6 "But thou when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy doore, pray to thy father which is in secret, and thy father which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly."

It says pray for a reason son. If God wanted you to chant he would've told us to chant in our closets, but instead he tells us to pray in them, and we must follow Gods commands. Acts 5:29
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Being blind is no excuse for not reading the bible. Braile. Audio. Have your sister read it to you. Pray to christ to cure your blindness would be most effective though. James 5:15.
I said that already, no need to repeat. Also, please use the multiple posts quoting option when addressing more than one post.

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Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
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Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-16-2014, 12:41 AM
Here's a free audio download of the King James Bible. Start listening.
http://www.worldslastchance.com/the-...dio-bible.html
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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-16-2014, 12:47 AM
Hello my sightless friend,

First, you need to find someone who walks in the light of Jesus:

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John 8:12 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ Then spake Iesus againe vnto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth mee, shall not walke in darkenesse, but shall haue the light of life.
Otherwise you will be led astray, to remain in darkness:

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Matthew 15:14 (1611 King James Bible)

Let them alone: they be blinde leaders of the blinde. And if the blinde lead the blinde, both shall fall into the ditch.
Once you have found someone who walks in the light, and can bring you to Jesus, all things are then possible:

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Matthew 12:22 (1611 King James Bible)

¶ Then was brought vnto him one possessed with a deuill, blinde, and dumbe: and hee healed him, insomuch that the blinde and dumbe both spake and saw.
While chanting may bring you joy, it is not bringing you to Jesus. It is in fact keeping you from finding Jesus, keeping you in perpetual darkness.

But today is a day of great fortune for you, because Jesus has directed you to His forum in which you can be led to Him.

As a first step, do you know why you need Jesus? I'm not talking about the fact that He may heal you if you have faith, I mean do you know why each and every one of us needs Jesus?

Knowing the answer to this question is your first step to salvation. I eagerly await your reply.



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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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You are welcome here, Brother, though I must say that I am somewhat concerned by this chanting situation. The whole idea smacks of idolatrous Romans perfuming the air with incense as they bow down to statues of saints.

What church do you attend?

Do you come as a Christian seeking congress and fellowship with other Christians, or a pilgrim seeking salvation?

Tell us about yourself and your intentions.

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Default Re: The Blind Chanter - 01-16-2014, 05:04 AM
God hates blind people. They're just another form of retard. Since he keeps singing those creepy satanic dirges I'm not surprised that Jesus hasn't healed him.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How I envy the blind, never having to work for a living. Even better you can never be tempted to sin by a copy of Playboy or the Lane Bryant catalog. You are one lucky guy.

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Here's a free audio download of the King James Bible. Start listening.
http://www.worldslastchance.com/the-...dio-bible.html

Please don't let misguided thoughts enter your mind.

I am not surprised, given that you are but a frail and brainless woman, but you MUST ask your husband for guidance or let the good pastors do their work.

Why do I mention this?

Ecclesiastes right at the fifth verse

The Sunne also ariseth, and the Sunne goeth downe, and hasteth to THE place where he arose.

You're pointing a poor blind cat-a-lick sinner to 1638, or latter , version!!!!!

There is but the one KJV 1611

It is better that his ears also deafen than to be brought into contact with a version sabotaged by satan himself.

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