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Default Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 04:33 PM

I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 04:40 PM

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I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
First of all this is not the phone operator.

You arrive at this forum and you properly present yourself, say which Bible verses inspire you the most and what church you attend.

Afterwards you might explain what you need.

For all we know you might be a al-gayda member who was hiding his communications in a Christiam forum

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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 04:46 PM

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I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
I Think Jesus blocked you from making another account so that you would come to Landover to become a True Christian! Please tell us what church you attend what your favorite bible verse is, and about you walk with Christ.
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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 05:18 PM

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I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
It sounds to me as though you have been banned. What did you say to upset them, dear?


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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 06:08 PM

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I see by your dyslexia that God hates you.

Why should I give you my name? You will then want my password. Last time that happened I spent a lot of time explaining many disgusting pictures!

Was that you?





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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-10-2014, 08:09 PM

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I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
I sounds to me like you were found to be stalking a minor there, grooming him for your anal perversions, and the admins wisely IP banned you to protect the smiling youth from your sinister advances. Now you want us to aid you in continuing your predation of this child?




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Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-19-2014, 05:09 PM

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I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
You hail from the town where a notorious prison is located. I pray that you find forgiveness for paying someone to sneak in a smartphone so you may access the interwebs illicitly and that once you are released from your incarceration, you find the freedom that is only available through Christ Jesus.

On another note; why would we be members of another forum, when we are already on God's Favorite?

Dear Lord Jesus, I pray for this obviously confused person, Phillip7. Look down upon the prison where he finds himself, Lord, and let the power of Your Holy Ghost pierce the hymen of sin that has surrounded our brother today. Penetrate the walls of wanton lust that he has built up and keep a watchful eye over the young man at baptistboard that he has been stalking from the confines of his cell. While You do not ever wish to ban someone from paradise, You are all-knowing and all-loving which is why You sacrificed Yourself in the form of Your Son so that You could wipe out the sin that You knew would occur which is why You created the world; Yea, millions have perished in Hell because of Your Plan, Sweet Lord, because they could not love You enough to see You as their Kind and Omnipotent Master. Praise You, Lord, for Your grace, guidance, and for beginning the salvation of Phillip7 today, in the name of the Most High, I claim these things through Jesus based on the promises of YOUR WORD, Amen and Amen and Amen.

Phillip, The feeling you are now experiencing is the cleansing of your soul from years of sinful behavior. But you must aid in this cleansing. Fall on your knees (on the opposite side of the room from your cell mate). Raise your hands to Jesus and praise Him for being your Savior. Confess ALL your sins to Him (not in earshot of that cell mate, just in case) and then allow Him to come into you (again, Jesus, not your cell mate) and fill you with HIS LOVE and HIS GRACE and HIS FORGIVENESS. Oh, I need to run and shout Glory. I'll be back in a moment. NRL


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Default Re: Need help especially if you are a member of the baptistboard dot com - 01-19-2014, 05:46 PM

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I am trying to find members from baptistboard dot com who can send a pm to a member and give him some information. I will provide the information is you will simply give me if you will post you baptistboard user name here.


I cannot log into my account and cannot create a new one and cannot create a new one and therefore cannot PM. I have found no other contact information.
Clearly, Phillip, you have been banned by the Baptists. What crimes against God and man must you have committed to be banned by a group of people who are otherwise devoted to saving your wretched soul from Satan?

We demand that you give a full accounting of yourself and your obviously awful sins before we go any further with you. I see by that you have already offended our Pastors and one has given you a red warning.

Let it out Phillip. Omit no detail, no matter how grievous the offense or how perverted the act. There is still a chance for you to avoid perdition. We can guide you to Jesus, but we can't save you. Only Jesus can do that and it requires your complete participation.

God Bless!


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Wlcome Phil. There is a easy eay to contact any Baptist. Simply Pray.
God will hand deliver the message especially for them.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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