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05-13-2021, 09:35 PM
Greetings, my name is Eden. My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 34:9."O fear the LORD, ye his Saints: for there is no want to them that fear him."
I was raised in a Baptist church, and don't particularly remember when I was saved as I was a young child. However, as my parents both passed at the time that I was meant to be married, I have yet to find a husband.
I hope to learn from all of you and I hope to become a better Christian from your teachings
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Re: Hello -
05-13-2021, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Eden.Gilbert
Greetings, my name is Eden. My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 34:9."O fear the LORD, ye his Saints: for there is no want to them that fear him."
I was raised in a Baptist church, and don't particularly remember when I was saved as I was a young child. However, as my parents both passed at the time that I was meant to be married, I have yet to find a husband.
I hope to learn from all of you and I hope to become a better Christian from your teachings
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Hello to you, Miss Gilbert, and  We are thrilled that you have found  , within the complicated interwebs galaxy.
Thank you for such a thorough introductory message, and one that is quite fascinating. I am sorry to learn that you do not know the blessing of a husband (and children) yet. It is my prayer that a nice, young man will propose marriage to you, as I am sure that you will be an ideal wife for him.
Proverbs 18:22 "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the  ."
Please, Dear, do feel free to browse around our other forums. I so hope that you will find yourself enriched and truly on the way to Heaven, as we study the  together -- here, at  .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Hello -
05-13-2021, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Hello to you, Miss Gilbert, and  We are thrilled that you have found  , within the complicated interwebs galaxy.
Thank you for such a thorough introductory message, and one that is quite fascinating. I am sorry to learn that you do not know the blessing of a husband (and children) yet. It is my prayer that a nice, young man will propose marriage to you, as I am sure that you will be an ideal wife for him.
Proverbs 18:22 "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the  ."
Please, Dear, do feel free to browse around our other forums. I so hope that you will find yourself enriched and truly on the way to Heaven, as we study the  together -- here, at  .
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Thank you for your kind welcome! I echo your prayer that I find a nice Godly young husband. I will definitely be reading everything I can (that is acceptable for me to read, of course) on this lovely forum.
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05-14-2021, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Eden.Gilbert
Thank you for your kind welcome! I echo your prayer that I find a nice Godly young husband. I will definitely be reading everything I can (that is acceptable for me to read, of course) on this lovely forum.
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Hi! Glad to see you here!
To be by one's self is not what the God had in mind at all. He said so.
There's a verse which tells us how your plight should be seen.
The God will lay it on your heart whom you should look to to make things right in the here and now.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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06-02-2021, 05:47 AM
Hello all I am from Italy and I sell online sacred relics that will heal you and make you very wealthy and they cure covid cancer and heart sickness. I have Jesus 8 foreskins and 3 toenail clippings and mother teresas hair and francis popes beard hairs. We have good retail prices and deliver to all cuntries but not muslim cuntries. No online iordering but PM me for details. All currencies accepted also bitcoin and muslim money
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Re: Hello -
06-02-2021, 03:13 PM
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Hello all I am from Italy and I sell online sacred relics that will heal you and make you very wealthy and they cure covid cancer and heart sickness. I have Jesus 8 foreskins and 3 toenail clippings and mother teresas hair and francis popes beard hairs. We have good retail prices and deliver to all cuntries but not muslim cuntries. No online iordering but PM me for details. All currencies accepted also bitcoin and muslim money
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Dear Miss Trade: I am afraid that you have confused  with a shop that specializes in voodoo. I must inform you that we have no interest in the things that you are selling. We are here to testify about the glorious teachings that are found within the wondrous  , and to see lost souls -- such as yourself -- find the one true  ,  .
I note that you have missed our cordial requests at the top of this page, so I shall include them here, for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Kindly supply this information as soon as possible. Our Department of Faith menfolk are most anxious to start their investigation into your curious activities -- immediately.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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06-04-2021, 04:21 PM
Voodoo is one of the worst "religions" if whatever they do can be considered anything more than what happens when standards are all gnawed away.
I was particularly impressed, in the original post, that such a lovely Scripture was chosen. Psalms are so encouraging, especially when we remember how savage the pagans and heathens were back then, almost certainly including some voodoo given its proximity.
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Originally Posted by Eden.Gilbert
My favorite Bible verse is Psalm 34:9."O fear the LORD, ye his Saints: for there is no want to them that fear him."
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Welcome to Landover. The next verse is Psalm 34:10
The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the LORD shall not want any good thing. Young lions are surely very enthusiastic and can snaffle just about anything they fancy. A berry perhaps, an eland or an impala. Even elephant and giraffe are not off-the-menu. God reassures us though that not even so vigorous a predator can be guaranteed a meal, yet Christians shall not want any good thing. The truth of those words has never been more evident than now.
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Re: Hello -
06-06-2021, 08:50 AM
Eden. Eden, Eden, Eden, my dear, innocent child, I am so sorry some opportunistic peddler has derailed your introductory thread.
I can't wait to learn all about you!
Say, have you considered uploading a photograph of yourself?
It's always nice to be able to put a face to a name.
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