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Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-16-2021, 12:59 PM
Bestiality has been listed as a higher education provider on the Bestiality Education Quality and Standards Agency’s National Register of Higher Bestiality Providers since 2014. The Institute’s Commonwealth Register of Instructions and Courses for Bestiality number is 800*555*1212.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-16-2021, 06:09 PM
I am glad to see the crack team of True Christian™ moderators have banned you. The very idea of Bestiality gives a person pause.
These days, you must get the consent of all parties involved and I have never heard an animal respond in any way other than a positive one.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-16-2021, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by viteducation
Bestiality has been listed as a higher education provider on the Bestiality Education Quality and Standards Agency’s National Register of Higher Bestiality Providers since 2014. The Institute’s Commonwealth Register of Instructions and Courses for Bestiality number is 800*555*1212.
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Young lady, I shall be thanking you not to come onto  , for the purpose of posting outrageous, disgraceful statements -- such as what you have left, with the purpose of cluttering up our blessed interwebs site. Kindly refrain from ever doing such abominable acts again!
The  has promised that He has died for all people, but in your case, I have no doubt that He will have no choice, except to send you to your eternal "reward" -- in a very hot place -- where you belong!
John 3:16 "For  so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-18-2021, 03:45 PM
I guess anything goes in Victoria these days.
You try that crap 'round these parts and we will execute God's will with extreme prejudice:
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Leviticus 20:15–16
15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 16 And if ya woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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I will never forget the time I caught my niece doing "the peanut butter trick" with her family's dog, Numbers.
Numbers had always been a very good boy. Husky-German Shepherd mix. I truly loved that dog, and it absolutely killed me to have to make that girl watch while I put a bullet in his head. But God's law is God's law, and it is not for me to question. Leviticus says if somebody has sexual relations with an animal, that animal has to die.
As for my niece, well, sometimes we do miss her.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-18-2021, 05:06 PM
I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, Brother FM. How very thoughtless of your niece to put the family through such distress. I suppose this is why organizations like this one have been set up in Godless Canada? Assuming that animals are included in the tuition fee, it avoids the pointless loss of valuable hunting dogs, cattle, sheep and the like.
It would of course be a lot simpler for the residents to curb their urges.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-20-2021, 05:07 PM
Thank you for your kind words, sister Joanna.
Let us not forget we are all sinners, and it is only through daily prayer and the Lord's intervention that we do not fall prey to unnatural sexual urges.
Can I honestly claim that if I were not saved, and purified in the blood of Christ, I would not feel a certain stirring when I caught sight of something like this?
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-20-2021, 05:41 PM
Do you have equal, lesser or stronger reactions to this image? (Just trying to assess where to position you on my prayer list.)
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy.gif)
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-20-2021, 06:03 PM
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Now I readily admit many have been slacking on the personal grooming front in this WFH pandemic, but when was the last time your legs saw a razor?
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-20-2021, 07:22 PM
Mr. Much! I assure you that I would never show that much leg outside my own home. My sartorial style is somewhat in the manner of Holly Hobby, except that even she flaunts her gams a bit too much for my taste. But then, I am older and more reserved by nature.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy.gif)
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Victorian Institute of Bestiality -
07-21-2021, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Do you have equal, lesser or stronger reactions to this image?
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Yes.
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