[Romeo Rovagnati]

It's with great sadness that I have to announce that his holiness, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, has left this world and is now in heaven.
I leave this if you need a proof that there are no fake news this time:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/obitu...benedict-dead/


I'm thankful for all the great things that he did during and after his Papacy. I hope that Pope Francis I and his eventual successors will be as worthy as him.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

It's with great sadness that I have to announce that his holiness, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, has left this world and is now in heaven.
I leave this if you need a proof that there are no fake news this time:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/obitu...benedict-dead/
I'm thankful for all the great things that he did during and after his Papacy. I hope that Pope Francis I and his eventual successors will be as worthy as him.

The only thing I'm wondering about is who will be invited to the funeral and how prominent will the seating be. Two invitations should be made immediately: Donald J. Trump and Pastor Zeke. They should be seated side by side at a location easily accessed by TV cameras.

And, keep the ceremony short. There is no need for long processions of men in funny hats or reading in Latin.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Surely soon to be Saint Benedict has left an indelible mark on the lives of billions and will be forever championed for having been a driving force in The Catholic Church's determination to reposition the West (and America in particular) in terms of abortion elimination and a less woke view of gender identification.

Without his brave, disciplined, educated, and unscrupulous devotees on the U.S. Supreme Court, (We even slipped a woman on there. Talk about inclusive!) the USA would be so much less than it is when it comes to the critical issues of abortion and sexual identity politics.

Imagine America made in an image counter to the bold and Biblically aggressive approach of these fine Catholic Jurists?



This is God doing the heavy lifting through the faith and dedication of both a key Pope and several His finest acolytes. It doesn't get much better folks.

Yes, we will need a new back-up Pope, the recent approach being proven to be God's genius, and no doubt whether Francis takes steps back to take that role and someone like... oh... a simple internet Padre takes the helm it all means the same.

His true Church and the faithful of that Church are getting things done with no help of the many charlatans who claim to be Christians but are nothing more than wealth-gathering grifters all dressed up for their usual Sunday scam.

Look for yourselves. It is not too late to leave your of Cabana Boy worship and take arms against Satan with your brothers and sisters in Christ's true service as they apricate in His glory.



Bless you, my boat-missing barmkins,
Father Mo




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[handmaiden]

Benny's not in Heaven.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Benny's not in Heaven.

I'm certain no man who wears homer red slippers gets into Heaven. A secret burial at sea like Osama bin Lauden would be the best end.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

At least we can be sure that the ex-Pope will be warm where he is going.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Without his brave, disciplined, educated, and unscrupulous devotees on the U.S. Supreme Court, (We even slipped a woman on there. Talk about inclusive!) the USA would be so much less than it is when it comes to the critical issues of abortion and sexual identity politics.

Even a broken clock can be right now and then. Under the guise of conservatism with implicit Biblical standards, the supreme court freak show is working for a foreign power. Vatican officials are patient creatures. A century here, a millennium there: Meh. During that time they've gone from The Papal States (to this day blasted with earthquakes: Meh) to half of Europe under the thumb and back to de facto rule by slobbering innuendo and threats of excommunication.

We are the result of rejecting such revolting nonsense and let's face it, our inventions have brought benefits shared willingly, even with catholics. A case in point: Marconi invented radio. The papists? Meh. So he moved (as it happens, to England) and, “Come right in, sir, step this way; how can we help you?” The result? Television, audio podcasts, the internet, radar, toy helicopters, Radio Tomography, military drones, Magnetic Resonance Imaging and so on. Meh. Give it a few centuries, we'll get back in one way or another. It's been the same as long as they've been there, oblivious in their tawdry cocoons, and it will continue the same.

No wonder archconservative papist Benedict XVI "retired" with such an opportunity for deception on offer. Not all religions are the same, however much one agrees with their less poisonous dogma.

[WWJDnow]

Why do Catholics worship this homo Benedict? He was made Pope because he kept transferring child raping priests and, while I agree with many of his conservative views, he did nothing to return the Catholic church back to Christianity.

He's well earned his spot in Hell right next to John Paul Jr.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Why do Catholics worship this homo Benedict? He was made Pope because he kept transferring child raping priests and, while I agree with many of his conservative views, he did nothing to return the Catholic church back to Christianity.

He's well earned his spot in Hell right next to John Paul Jr.

Catlicks don't worship the Poop they worship Mary, the so-called "Queen of Heaven" (Jeremiah 7:18) who they believe created the earth and Heaven and man and the animals. I think the Pope is like the head sorcerer of their cult or something. He dresses in drag to venerate their queen. And this guy Benny was very efficient at his day job which was running an international pedophile ring. He did a good job and they respect him for it. Jesus doesn't, I'd wager He's been giving him a thorough beat down for the last few days preparatory to casting him into the fiery pit.


"You little bitch!" says Jesus, punching Benedict in the stomach. The old man doubles over in pain, and Jesus grabs his head and slams it into His knee. "Sissy heathen faggot, I didn't get nailed to a cross so you could worship my mom and sodomize altar boys," He says, stomping on Benny's nose. Then He grabs the pagan priest into a headlock until he turns purple and taps out. And so on and so forth until Jesus gets bored.

[WWJDnow]

I watched the entire Vatican funeral live. Boooooooring!

Why do Catholics have so many people marching around during their services? Do they think God is a big fan of marching? I've read the Bible many times, and not once did Jesus say, "Verily I say onto you, nothing pleaseth my Father more than marching." Catholics need to start reading their Bibles!

On the plus side, Benedict looks much better as a corpse than he ever did in life.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Why do Catholics have so many people marching around during their services?

I think it dates back to the '42 - '45 War, during which the Eyeties were originally on the side of Hitler until late 1943, when (for reasons lost in the mists of time) they weren't. Perhaps they surrendered because the goose-step didn't really lend itself to performance by men in long dresses?

On the plus side, Benedict looks much better as a corpse than he ever did in life.

His corporeal remains, perhaps ... but his soul (assuming he has one) is even now screaming in God's Eternal Torment. So sad that he never came to Jesus.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

. . . the '42 - '45 War, during which the Eyeties were originally on the side of Hitler until late 1943, when (for reasons lost in the mists of time) they weren't.

The reason is simple: After the Roman Era, the Italian military strategy was changed to "fight (badly) on one side until they're ready to lose, then switch sides."

Hard to believe those organ grinders ever managed to create an empire.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Biden did not attend the Pope's funeral. His chances for an eternity of bliss were never good. Now they are gone forever.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Biden did not attend the Pope's funeral. His chances for an eternity of bliss were never good. Now they are gone forever.

Are you referring to Biden's chances, or the dead Pope's, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? Or (more probably) both?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Are you referring to Biden's chances, or the dead Pope's, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? Or (more probably) both?

I think Mayor Hold's pronoun usage is referring to Joey Ratzinger, who missed his last chance to accept Christ as his savior and is now once and forever damned. Biden still has that chance. If he only accepted Jesus, became a Republican, fired Kamala Harris, appointed Trump as his vice president, resigned, and then vocally supported all of Trump's actions, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd all love Joe Biden.


Wouldn't let him near our daughters, but he'd sure win our respect.