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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-14-2023, 04:24 PM

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Brother, this nice fellow's name is Chad, not Chat. No reason to panic.
Thank you Sister. ChadGPT is still available I see.

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Bots wouldn't be able to form such articulate, coherent responses. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're real.
You know, this is the same reasoning we use to prove the Bible is the word of God. A human simply could not write a book so perfect that contains not even a single error and is self-consistent across 1200 pages of text. This is proof God is real and not a human - no limbs need to be gone out on.

Tell me son, what pronouns do sovereign citizens self-associate with?


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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-14-2023, 04:50 PM

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I like fishing and I also enjoy hunting. I have a Remington model 700 SPS, but I also use low-tech traps, like snares, Spanish windlass, deadfalls, cages, etc. These are important survival skills to keep up in case I need to bug out or if they ban guns or make it too hard to buy ammo.
That is a decent gun and a wise strategy. Proverbs 12:27, "The lazy do not catch their prey, but the diligent are rewarded with food."

I always fish the way God intended it - with dynamite. Fishing with hooks is for gays and girls.


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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-14-2023, 11:34 PM

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Tell me son, what pronouns do sovereign citizens self-associate with?

I/me/myself
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He/ him/ himself
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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-15-2023, 12:04 AM

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I/me/myself
You/your/yourself
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Be warned Chad only queers use pronouns nowadays. Even the normal ones like "he" and "she" have been co-opted by genderspecial TQIAs. Best not to use them at all in any context.


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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-15-2023, 10:21 AM

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Be warned Chad only queers use pronouns nowadays. Even the normal ones like "he" and "she" have been co-opted by genderspecial TQIAs. Best not to use them at all in any context.

Thanks for the heads up. I wouldn't want to come across as queer. I thought I was pretty up-to-date with what Big Gay was up to, but I wasn't aware those words had been so thoroughly co-opted. It seems no matter how far down the rabbit hole I go, all I find is more hole.
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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-15-2023, 11:38 AM

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I thought I was pretty up-to-date with what Big Gay was up to, but I wasn't aware those words etc.
For the post-meaning community, essentially negating everything Julia Kristeva, Michel Foucault and Jacques Derrida ever wrote or dreamed (although Kristeva like a stopped clock may have occasionally been right) wow! now there's a big gay?

Only through Christ can truths be ascertained. I've decided to send a friend request due to nobody wants to wind up in boiling lakes of fumes: about as hole as you can get.

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For the post-meaning community, essentially negating everything Julia Kristeva, Michel Foucault and Jacques Derrida ever wrote or dreamed (although Kristeva like a stopped clock may have occasionally been right) wow! now there's a big gay?

Only through Christ can truths be ascertained. I've decided to send a friend request due to nobody wants to wind up in boiling lakes of fumes: about as hole as you can get.

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Thank you for extending your hand in friendship. I am pleased to accept.
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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-16-2023, 12:05 AM

I see the Department of Faith has concluded its preliminary investigation and promoted you to forum member. This calls for a celebration and I am delighted to open the Scotch I've been saving for a special occasion since I bought it this morning. What is it, 5pm? Yes? Perhaps a few lagers first to whet the palate then the scotch, then we'll see where that leads. Cheers.


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Default Re: Greetings in Christ - 03-19-2023, 12:32 PM

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You/your/yourself
You, your, yours, generally are plural. "Yourselves," the reflexive form, suggests many rather than one. Where do you stand on injury: cutting: head banging: self immolation: that thing where one whacks into oneself with little spikes on a chain? Islam promotes this [Muharram, Ashura/Ashurah -ed.] also Rome's heretics endorse flagellation for unknown reasons but they're unlikely to be wholesome and demons are certain to be involved; no Christian would ever do this.
Mark 5:1-5 And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes. And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit, who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains: because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.
So often the new-age types, distracted by an unclean spirit, carve themselves up or get busy with crystals and revolting incense honestly why can't they just pick some flowers if they want a nice fragrance? but no, they have to stink up the joint with weird and ridiculously overpriced bits of gum they could pick off the bark of anything they'd see on a 5-minute walk in the woods. So I hope that by "yourself" it's not meant to imply "many" per the demoniac described by Mark.
Mark 5:1-5 And he [Jesus] asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many. And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country.
Christians never think about demons — unless confronted by one or by several at the same time — even so, demonic activity is rampant and causes so much suffering, lunacy, cutting, head banging, various types of music and interpretive dance and mime and lighting displays and theatrical performances and false belief systems, the list is virtually endless! Everywhere! All the time! For heretics there's nothing else, for us there's only Jesus.

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