[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

So you think I am an ashy, boring, quite mad witch, I'm going to burn in hell when Jesus rules the world. And you assume I'm a slut.

I don't assume anything, I know it, harlot...

[Nobar King]

Another thread where it's all about you again, huh? Big surprise.

[St James of England]

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

[tLakota]

Originally Posted by St James of England

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

[St James of England]

Originally Posted by tLakota

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

oh evolution has been proved, many of times, theyve the achearotpryx, the dinosaur that was half reptile and half bird, proving dinosaurs evolved into birds. Amphibians like frogs, they prove that land animals evolved from fish.

[tLakota]

Originally Posted by St James of England

oh evolution has been proved, many of times, theyve the achearotpryx, the dinosaur that was half reptile and half bird, proving dinosaurs evolved into birds. Amphibians like frogs, they prove that land animals evolved from fish.

Again, not true. Amphibians adapt to their environment, but they didn't 'evolve' from fish. They've found fossils of ancient amphibians. Also, creatures can look alike not have evolved from each other. Bees, hornets, and yellow jackets didn't evolve from each other.

[St James of England]

Originally Posted by tLakota

Again, not true. Amphibians adapt to their environment, but they didn't 'evolve' from fish. They've found fossils of ancient amphibians. Also, creatures can look alike not have evolved from each other. Bees, hornets, and yellow jackets didn't evolve from each other.

this is where your wrong
bees and hornets are decendents of each other
and yellow jackets evolved to look like bees for protection, its to make them look dangerous
and amphibians did evolve from fish, do you know the fish called the lungfish, its a fish with lungs, basically a decendent for all amphibians

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Dr. Santiago Solo

ménage a quatre!

Ooh! Ooh! Is Suzi Quatro going to be there? I simply loved her song Stumblin' In before I became $avED.

Anyway, let's not invite Dances Without Joy. For one thing, I have it on good Authority that she is a "slut" and for another, when you dance without joy, all you do is lurch and stumble around - like I heard Suzi Quatro used to do -
so she might knock things over or get knocked up

[Old Iron Crotch]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[St James of England]

Ive been told jesus was actually a homosexual
makes sense to me
a man that doesnt want to have sex with a girl must be

[JennyD]

Dances, Sister tLakota is helping this sad Darwinist understand why evolution is false. Please let her continue, instead of once again making this thread about you!

Do continue, Sister tLakota! How else has evolution been proven a false theory, and God proven to be the Undisputed Creator of the Universe?

[St James of England]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Dances, Sister tLakota is helping this sad Darwinist understand why evolution is false. Please let her continue, instead of once again making this thread about you!

Do continue, Sister tLakota! How else has evolution been proven a false theory, and God proven to be the Undisputed Creator of the Universe?

she cant disprove it, your an ape and you know it

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by St James of England

she cant disprove it, your an ape and you know it

Could you write that in proper English, please? Or are you too dull-witted to write properly?

Thank you.

[tLakota]

Originally Posted by St James of England

this is where your wrong
bees and hornets are decendents of each other
and yellow jackets evolved to look like bees for protection, its to make them look dangerous
and amphibians did evolve from fish, do you know the fish called the lungfish, its a fish with lungs, basically a decendent for all amphibians

Again that is false. Bees and hornets did not descend from each other. I would go into detail but basically, adapting and evolving are 2 different things. What you are trying to say would be like Asians being a different species from Native Americans because they look different. Asians crossed over and over time they adapted to the environment, giving them different traits and appearances from standard asians. Thus became Native Americans and all the tribes thereof. They didn't evolve into NA's they just adapted. Also, the lungfish still exists in certain places, and it hasn't shown any traces of evolution currently taking place. If it worked the way you say, that would mean that there would be no more lungfish due to the 'survival of the fittest/selective breeding' that Darwinism clings to. In fact, the way that it hasn't changed shape or characteristics would seem to debunk that part of the theory. This is a complicated theory, and I would suggest that you continue to study. I've studied as many different things as I could when it comes to religion and creationism. And in the end I still chose Christianity because it is one of the few faiths that explains things and continues to stand the test of time without contradicting itself.

Originally Posted by St James of England

Ive been told jesus was actually a homosexual
makes sense to me
a man that doesnt want to have sex with a girl must be

You just contradicted your earlier post. If he 'married and had kids' where would the belief that he was gay have place to surface. Also, some people actually value themselves and refuse to engage in sexual activity. But that's none of your business, and the fact that you would question a grown man's decision from the first century shows your immaturity.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

No way Jose is merely an expression.

So now he isn't even a person in your racist opinion?!?! My sweet Lord, does your bigotry know no bounds!?!?!

I DON'T WANT YOU!!!

Thank the gods for that!

No, it isn't the fault of any phony baloney pagan "gods". So don't go cursing make believe spooks for making a union between us utterly and completely NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, but thank Jesus(and not in the sarcastic way you "thanked" false idols) for making me a godly man, blessing me with a kind, beautiful, athletic, blonde haired, blue eyed wife and making you oh so so so sooooo so unattractive.

Get over yourself. The only one with a crush on you is you.

Well, you finally admit it!! You just said that the only person who has a crush on me is you. Can I take it that this confession is a precursor to you admitting all your sins and embracing Jesus?


I happen to be happily married and happily monogamous Pagan. If I wasn't interested in being monogamous, I wouldn't have gotten married.

To you lieberal secular atheist paganist marriage is nothing but a economic convience. Do you really think we don't know all about your black sabbaths? Your wanton orgies in the forests where all the covens converge? You think we don't know that you drink menstrual fluid and commit bestiality with the he-goat? You think we are unaware that 9 out of 10 babies that go missing from hospitals is taken by wickers to be eaten during your quarterly festivals?

Don't you dare mock the CHRISTIAN practice of monogamy and marriage!!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy

Translation:
My "beans" are well, but my "sausage" is hard, needing your attention.
I would like to take you to bed, along with Brother Remy and Sister BTB - four-way sex!


And you call ME a slut!

He said no such thing you horny sex crazed heifer!!!! He said the beans were coming along well, but he was having a hard time preparing the sausage and he could use a woman's(SUV) help (naturally seeing as a man has no place in the kitchen, but he's Hispanic so he has lapses). Then he invited her over to join us as a fourth guest.

Your sick mind is truly the most disturbing thing I've ever encountered. Not since Rachael Van Hellsing have I encountered such a vile temptress with such a raging libido for me and everyone I love and cherish!!! Only she wasn't as hideously unattractive as you.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by St James of England

this is where your wrong
bees and hornets are decendents of each other
and yellow jackets evolved to look like bees for protection, its to make them look dangerous
and amphibians did evolve from fish, do you know the fish called the lungfish, its a fish with lungs, basically a decendent for all amphibians

Evilution: the theory where psuedo scientist claim beavers evolved from ducks simply because a duck-billed platypus has features similar to both. Must be a missing link, right? Evilution is nothing but making assumptions about observations. On top of that it is an excuse for bigots to claim that negroidials(homo erectus) and aborigines(neanderthals) are actually ape-men, and that bestiality is OK because we all come from the same original creature anyway and therefore all the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by St James of England

you're an ape and you know it

You take that back! My Grandfather was NOT a gorilla!!

[St James of England]

According to chris de burgh's song, god was an alien
i believe what chris de burgh says

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by St James of England

According to chris de burgh's song, god was an alien
i believe what chris de burgh says

Seriously?

Even though I'm not a TC, and will likely be ignored, I doubt that a singer can dictate whether God is a human, and in the Bible, and numerous paintings, they depict God as a human.

You're not related to Fallen Angel, are you?