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Default The Hunt Continues... - 04-22-2008, 11:33 PM

Friends of Landover,

Once again I have to bid you all a temporary farewell. I'm about to take up part two of my trip to clear out some of the satanist scum in my area. I've been prepping for a while now so I think all should go well, but any suggestions that you may have to make my trip more effective are, as always, welcome.


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Default Re: The Hunt Continues... - 04-22-2008, 11:46 PM

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Friends of Landover,

Once again I have to bid you all a temporary farewell. I'm about to take up part two of my trip to clear out some of the satanist scum in my area. I've been prepping for a while now so I think all should go well, but any suggestions that you may have to make my trip more effective are, as always, welcome.
Keep your Bible and your powder dry, Brother. Know that our prayers are with you. And keep the prayer in mind that I wrote for you.

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptible blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


Commit it to memory and use it as you would the sharpest blade. Use it the way Jesus is planning to use the flaming sword sticking out of His mouth when He returns to clean the scum off the face of the earth once and for all!

Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.


Good luck and Godspeed, Brother!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Hunt Continues... - 04-22-2008, 11:51 PM

Goodbye and good luck. It has been a blessing from Lord Jesus to see you grow in the Spirit. May your Christian faith always be alive as Jesus and real as God!

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Default Re: The Hunt Continues... - 04-23-2008, 12:00 AM

I'm way ahead of you Pastor Zeke. I've already got that prayer down really well; even tested it out and it does work as well as you say

Thanks for the support OEJ!
I should be back in about 2-3 weeks hopefully with stories of the rightous fury of God and a stronger than ever faith in Jesus.


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