[wonderpriest35]

I need your prayers. I do not understand why I'm classified as unsaved trash. I am a humble Catholic priest of a NY diocese and wrongfully accused of abusing some boys. You seem to know that kids are not innocent and it was they who have been seducing the priests of our diocese and many of us are in danger of losing our jobs. I am myself between positions - I resigned I was not fired - and I am willing to convert if one of your congregations needs a seasoned priest with proper fear of God and good knowledge of the sacraments. I need an administrator to scale up my position quickly. I can debate any atheist and make them see the truth or the traditional Christian faith as expressed in our creed.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I need your prayers. I do not understand why I'm classified as unsaved trash. I am a humble Catholic priest of a NY diocese and wrongfully accused of abusing some boys. You seem to know that kids are not innocent and it was they who have been seducing the priests of our diocese and many of us are in danger of losing our jobs. I am myself between positions - I resigned I was not fired - and I am willing to convert if one of your congregations needs a seasoned priest with proper fear of God and good knowledge of the sacraments. I need an administrator to scale up my position quickly. I can debate any atheist and make them see the truth or the traditional Christian faith as expressed in our creed.

Dear Miss Wonder: I must extend to you a warm and friendly We are so pleased that you have reached out to , to obtain assistance with your situation in your wayward, heretical, religious organization. I should mention that you will have to get up very early in the morning, if you wish to pull the wool over the eyes of the servants of the .

To put it directly: we've heard your sort of rant before. If your statements had any truth to them, then we wouldn't be hearing of so many Cathyolick priests who are in trouble for child abuse issues. I'm afraid you will not find much sympathy here. We stand for the Truth of the Word of the , as found within glorious (you may have heard of this Book, somewhere during your travels), and we are not fooled by flimsy excuses, as you shall see in the attached examples of the reputation of the priests in your brotherhood. But, please, do feel free to seek help here. We are more than pleased to help you find true salvation from your disgusting sins, and to see you washed in the blessed of the .

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wonder if Uncle Rutherford needs an assistant to help clean Pastor Zeke's sewer pipes. Victim could gain some credibility doing that.

[handmaiden]

"Victim" is either lying Big or sprinkling about lots of little lies.

Just his request to have his position "upscaled" quickly shows a lack of Christian humility.


His talk of sacraments and his offer of a "seasoned priest" reveals that he has made no attempt to understand our beliefs. And his reference to "our shared creed" is just plain insulting.


Does he mention anything about Jesus and the Bible in his post? No, of course not. This is because he is a stranger to both.


Luke 4:8
And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shalt thou serve.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I do not understand why I'm classified as unsaved trash.

That's easy. I can explain using your own words:

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I am a humble Catholic priest of a NY diocese and wrongfully accused of abusing some boys.

'New York Catholic priest' is more than enough to qualify you as "Unsaved Trash" even without of any accusations of child-rape.

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

You seem to know that kids are not innocent and it was they who have been seducing the priests of our diocese and many of us are in danger of losing our jobs.

Yes, Catholic children are probably perverts too and the whole thing is basically like black on black crime, does anyone really care? The perpetrator and the victim are both going to Hell.

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I am myself between positions

That's disgusting! We don't want to hear you desrcibe your sex life!

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I resigned I was not fired

Has any priest ever been fired for kiddy rape?

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I am willing to convert

This is the only thing you've said that isn't abominable. I would advise you to convert to the Bible-believing Baptist faith IMMEDIATELY.

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

if one of your congregations needs a seasoned priest with proper fear of God and good knowledge of the sacraments.

LBC and its affiliates need that about as much as they need a Voodoo witch doctor or a Scientology Auditor.



Catholics are not Christian.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I didn't need to read any further than this:

Originally Posted by wonderpriest35

I am a humble Catholic priest...

Seriously, has anyone ever met a "humble" Catholic priest?

Shoo, Demon!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I didn't need to read any further than this:
Seriously, has anyone ever met a "humble" Catholic priest?

Shoo, Demon!

Oh, very true this is, dear Sister Joanna! A quick glance at the attached photo will show that those Cathyolick priests are anything other than humble! And, if you will, kindly look at the scowl on that priest's face. Would you trust him around your little darling darlings, Dear? No? I didn't think so!

[handmaiden]

Oh, gracious glory! The gloves and the ring?! He really should have gone for a charming little fascinator though, instead of that vertically-oriented monstrosity. Sometimes less is more, as they say.





(You didn't hear it from me, but it sometimes seems as though the Catholic Church is deliberately recruiting for gayness amongst its priests. Why else do they offer such fabulous wardrobe options?)

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

(You didn't hear it from me, but it sometimes seems as though the Catholic Church is deliberately recruiting for gayness amongst its priests. Why else do they offer such fabulous wardrobe options?)

Or select "men" with such dainty little hands?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Oh, gracious glory! The gloves and the ring?! He really should have gone for a charming little fascinator though, instead of that vertically-oriented monstrosity. Sometimes less is more, as they say.

(You didn't hear it from me, but it sometimes seems as though the Catholic Church is deliberately recruiting for gayness amongst its priests. Why else do they offer such fabulous wardrobe options?)

Oh, how I do agree, dear Sister Handmaiden: less is often more, but in the case of the Cathyolick priests, with their excessive wealth (which is necessary, I'll admit, when having to pay off the victims of their sexual abuse crimes), why, restraint is simply not within their means.

Now, then, if you will kindly look at the attached photos of various bound popes through the years, you will see what I mean. What on Earth are they wearing on their heads? Are they trying out for parts in a science-fiction, "alien" movie? Do those hats pick up radio waves? At least, we know where the priests get their ideas for their costumes!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Or select "men" with such dainty little hands?

Oh, yes; my goodness, indeed, dear Sister Joanna. And, such rich fabrics for their gloves, to cover their daintiness! In the attached photo, you will see an example of the very fine materials that they use for their costumes. Gracious sakes; I once had my bedroom duvet, pillow shams, draperies and cushions made from the very same fabric!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

In the attached photo, you will see an example of the very fine materials that they use for their costumes. Gracious sakes; I once had my bedroom duvet, pillow shams, draperies and cushions made from the very same fabric!

I assume, dearest Sister, that you're not talking about the material used in the gloves? I wouldn't like to think of your perfectly lovely property being furnished with surgical-grade latex! Whatever would the neighbors say?

(If I may go off-topic, which as you know I hate to do, what exactly is a "duvet" and how does one pronounce the word?)

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I assume, dearest Sister, that you're not talking about the material used in the gloves? I wouldn't like to think of your perfectly lovely property being furnished with surgical-grade latex! Whatever would the neighbors say?

(If I may go off-topic, which as you know I hate to do, what exactly is a "duvet" and how does one pronounce the word?)

Oh, heavens, no, dear Sister Joanna -- I am referring to the exquisite fabrics that the perverted priest has in his robe and hat. One wonders if this is what he wears when he meets "the girls" for "afternoon tea".

A duvet (pronounced doo-vay) is the same as an eiderdown, in that it is a quilt that is filled with fluffy goose down, to keep one comfy-cosy on cold, winter nights. You might also hear some refer to them as a comforter. (Comfort: that's not something that those priests will have when they are paying for their sins in !)

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

(If I may go off-topic, which as you know I hate to do, what exactly is a "duvet" and how does one pronounce the word?)

As I understand it, a duvet is essentially a giant pillow case in which one inserts a plain-looking comforter which is, itself, a puffy blanket.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

As I understand it, a duvet is essentially a giant pillow case in which one inserts a plain-looking comforter which is, itself, a puffy blanket.

Yes, I suppose that's sort of it, dear Sister Handmaiden; except, that I think of the puffy blanket as the duvet, and the giant pillow case would be the additional duvet cover, which can be removed for laundering. (Laundry requirements: something that those priests should consider before they stand before the , to give account of their filthy sins!)

[handmaiden]

While we are on the subject of Catholic wardrobes, have you noticed that no matter how fancy the occasion the nuns wear the plainest clothes?

All the frills and fripperies are reserved for the men. The ladies are instructed to cut their hair short and don sensible shoes.


And they wonder why there is so much homosexual sin in their ranks?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I wonder if Uncle Rutherford needs an assistant to help clean Pastor Zeke's sewer pipes. Victim could gain some credibility doing that.

I would never ask for help as that would cause an unnecessary financial burden on M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel. I am sure that if he was unhappy with the progress made on his pipes that he would call for backup on his own blessed accord.

Unrelated, but wouldn’t a Catholic priest in the vicinity of his home also create unrest among the Filipino house boys?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

While we are on the subject of Catholic wardrobes, have you noticed that no matter how fancy the occasion the nuns wear the plainest clothes?

All the frills and fripperies are reserved for the men. The ladies are instructed to cut their hair short and don sensible shoes.

And they wonder why there is so much homosexual sin in their ranks?

Yes, I have noticed this, about the nuns wearing such bland, nondescript clothing, dear Sister Handmaiden. It's worth noting that while they are forced to wear such boring clothing (which, undoubtedly, they must make by hand, from fabric that they must supply), their priestly menfolk are wearing very colorful, lavish, flamboyant outfits:



And, why, oh why, would anybody want to be cloistered away in some nunnery? I suppose if one likes gardening and tending to patches of parsley and thyme, then living there might not be an issue. But, it does seem like the nuns rarely have a moment of joy -- with the expressions on their faces matching their drab dresses -- except for the odd occasion when they come together, as in the video clip below.

Now, you will notice that this "religious retreat", or whatever they're calling it, is nothing other than an excuse for lesbeanese women to get together, for a "pick up" meeting. Notice the way they are leering at each other, trying to lure one another into their secretive den of iniquity!

[handmaiden]

Are all the priests in the upper photo former waiters? Their hats look just like fancy folded napkins!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Are all the priests in the upper photo former waiters? Their hats look just like fancy folded napkins!

Oh, yes; I think so, dear Sister. Indeed, those hats do look like fancy, folded napkins -- just the type one would expect when having dinner at one of those ritzy, New York hotels. And, isn't it nice that one of the bishops has so kindly described how they make their hats?

Goodness, those priests do have a vast array of costumes, don't they? I rather like the chic pillbox hats that their cardinals wear. The one in the photograph below looks it could be used for take-out portions from a Chinese restaurant. Imagine placing an order, and then having this used to contain one's Moo Goo Gai Pan!