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06-18-2021, 05:27 PM
My name is Akira. I’m 20 years old. My home is in the upscale neighborhood of northeast Morioh. I work for the Kameyu Market regional management office. Everyday I work late and don’t get home until 8 PM. I don’t smoke. I only drink occasionally.
I’m always in bed by 11 PM so i can get a full 8 hours of sleep. Before I sleep I drink a warm glass of milk, and do my stretching exercises for about 20 minutes. That way I fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly until morning. Every morning I wake up refreshed and stress free, like a baby. During my yearly check ups, my doctor always says everything’s perfect.
I was just explaining what I do to go about my life quietly with a calm heart. If you keep worrying about winning or losing, it’ll just stick in your mind and you’ll be troubled. You won’t be able to sleep at night if you’re worrying about your enemies. My attitude towards society as a whole has made me a very content person. But if anyone stands in my way... I won’t lose.
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06-18-2021, 05:35 PM
Well that's very interesting dear. What I'd really like to know is how you praise Jesus in the land of unrepentant sin where men wear dresses and women create recipes featuring local stray dogs. How did Jesus break through the thick mental fog that is your curse by birthright and knock upon your heart in such a way you could understand? You're insight would be most helpful with our next mission to Asia.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:16 PM
i'd like to clear up some misconceptions about japan in your post:
1. men do not wear dresses, they dress the same way as americans;
2. eating dogs is illegal in japan;
3. are you saying i'm cursed by being japanese? that's kinda racist but ok
i'm not actually a christian yet but i'm interested in becoming one
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:19 PM
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... the land of unrepentant sin where men wear dresses and women create recipes featuring local stray dogs.
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And people name their children after breeds of dogs! A crazy old woman in a village down the road breeds Akira dogs - nasty-looking things with piggy little eyes that are too close together. They look retarded, as does she. I've never been sure if it's a case of people getting to look like their dogs or vice-versa.
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06-18-2021, 06:21 PM
...i'm not gonna go into the specifics of why that's wrong
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
My name is Akira. I’m 20 years old. My home is in the upscale neighborhood of northeast Morioh. I work for the Kameyu Market regional management office. Everyday I work late and don’t get home until 8 PM. I don’t smoke. I only drink occasionally.
I’m always in bed by 11 PM so i can get a full 8 hours of sleep. Before I sleep I drink a warm glass of milk, and do my stretching exercises for about 20 minutes. That way I fall asleep quickly and sleep soundly until morning. Every morning I wake up refreshed and stress free, like a baby. During my yearly check ups, my doctor always says everything’s perfect.
I was just explaining what I do to go about my life quietly with a calm heart. If you keep worrying about winning or losing, it’ll just stick in your mind and you’ll be troubled. You won’t be able to sleep at night if you’re worrying about your enemies. My attitude towards society as a whole has made me a very content person. But if anyone stands in my way... I won’t lose.
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My, how all of this is just so frightfully fascinating, dear Miss Akira. I do thank you for providing us with so much interesting information, and to you I extend a warm and friendly  , to  .
Undoubtedly, you were so very eager to share your personal story with us, and that's most likely why you did not notice our friendly requests, at the top of this page. I shall include them here, for your benefit, and I wonder if I might trouble you to provide us with this much-needed information, at your very earliest convenience:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
May  bless you, Dear, as you seek  -- here, at  .
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:54 PM
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...i'm not actually a christian yet but i'm interested in becoming one
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Hi. Have you ever read the Bible? The whole thing?
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:55 PM
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3. are you saying i'm cursed by being japanese? that's kinda racist but ok
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You actually accidentally raise an interesting point. Are Chinamen the cursed descendants of Ham? The coloration suggests so but I'd like to learn more.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 06:59 PM
i currently don't go to church, and i came to know jesus through a bible i found at the library. i don't really have a favorite verse (because i am physically unable to memorize 2 sentences and keep it in my memory for more than 2 days.)
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
i currently don't go to church, and i came to know jesus through a bible i found at the library. i don't really have a favorite verse (because i am physically unable to memorize 2 sentences and keep it in my memory for more than 2 days.)
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Oh, Dear. I am so sorry to read of your learning disability, Miss Akira. Might I ask, in the nicest, most gentle way possible: are you retarded?
The reason that I ask is because the  is very specific about things, such as deformities, and disabilities; and, I would not wish for you to suffer a penalty, such as rejection from  , for your part in any of this, Dear:
Leviticus 22:22 "Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the  , nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the  ."
But, if such a condition does afflict you, then take heart, and know that the  will forgive you, and He will heal you, if you are sincerely willing to repent of your awful sins, and to follow  :
Matthew 15:31 "Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to see: and they glorified the  of Israel."
II Peter 3:9 "The  is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."
It is my prayer that you shall call upon the Name of the  , and to ask for forgiveness from your many sins. Certainly, you are in the right place, here at  , to benefit from an immense amount of assistance, from  servants. May  forgive and bless you, Dear.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:20 PM
So, Akita. About those sisters. My prayer closet isn't getting any cleaner, you know. Are they into mango porn too. Because I really don't allow squid in my home.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, Dear. I am so sorry to read of your learning disability, Miss Akira. Might I ask, in the nicest, most gentle way possible: are you retarded?
The reason that I ask is because the  is very specific about things, such as deformities, and disabilities; and, I would not wish for you to suffer a penalty, such as rejection from  , for your part in any of this, Dear:
Leviticus 22:22 "Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the  , nor make an offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the  ."
But, if such a condition does afflict you, then take heart, and know that the  will forgive you, and He will heal you, if you are sincerely willing to repent of your awful sins, and to follow  :
Matthew 15:31 "Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to see: and they glorified the  of Israel."
II Peter 3:9 "The  is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."
It is my prayer that you shall call upon the Name of the  , and to ask for forgiveness from your many sins. Certainly, you are in the right place, here at  , to benefit from an immense amount of assistance, from  servants. May  forgive and bless you, Dear.
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forgive me if i'm wrong, but doesn't that only apply to burnt offerings?
also, no, i'm not retarded, i simply have to keep track of many things between school and work, so i tend to forget things outside of those places.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:32 PM
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So, Akita. About those sisters. My prayer closet isn't getting any cleaner, you know. Are they into mango porn too. Because I really don't allow squid in my home.
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what are you talking about
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:37 PM
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what are you talking about
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Domestic help. What are you talking about? Do you have any sisters? I know your Commie overlords forced your kind to only have one child and subsequently you spit in God's face by aborting girls, but aren't they allowing you to have more kids these days?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
Domestic help. What are you talking about? Do you have any sisters? I know your Commie overlords forced your kind to only have one child and subsequently you spit in God's face by aborting girls, but aren't they allowing you to have more kids these days?
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japan =/= china
also, do you have to be so racist?
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:42 PM
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japan =/= china
also, do you have to be so racist?
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How is being pro-life racist?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:49 PM
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How is being pro-life racist?
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are you even pro-life? you literally wrote "kill small children" at the bottom of your post
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:50 PM
Greetings Mr. K. Reading your intro sounds very familiar. It sounds like you've copied and pasted the words of a serial killer coming from a manga from your country.
I really hope that you are sincere, since lying can lead you to hell. (Exodus 20:16)
In any case, you can confess your sins to me in order to start your journey to Heaven.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:51 PM
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japan 8==D~~~~ china
also, do you have to be so racist?
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Hark who's talking.... the Chink race probably doesn't appreciate your kanji. Nor your treatment of them at Nanjing.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:55 PM
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are you even pro-life? you literally wrote "kill small children" at the bottom of your post
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Hello and welcome to our forum, Akirak!
The verse in Brother Des' signature is from the Holy Bible. If you don't like what the Bible says, you really shouldn't be considering becoming a Christian, dear.
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