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Default Shock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 06:10 PM
Prior to the liberal revolution, many Christian therapists were making progress with electroshock and Apormorphine (this stuff makes you barf) therapy. The treatment was so effective that many of the homers even started praying to our Lord Jesus Christ for help. What I'd like to know is why why why don't we offer Jesus' least favorite folks this help they so desperately need? CONCERNED AND DISAPPOINTED GLENDORA

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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 06:25 PM
If I would use electroshock's and stuff to make you barf, and assure you it'll stop as soon as you say homosexuals are equal, I wonder how long it would take...
Maybe then I would be a tool of God to test you, who knows?
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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 08:11 PM
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Prior to the liberal revolution, many Christian therapists were making progress with electroshock and Apormorphine (this stuff makes you barf) therapy. What I'd like to know is why why why don't we offer Jesus' least favorite folks this help they so desperately need?
I'm not 100% sure Glendora, but the rumour I heard was they stopped using it because the homers started to like it. Nobody really caught on until the homers started showing up for therapy in party hats and their best dress.
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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 08:23 PM
The practice stopped when a bunch of demoncrats, LIE-beral judges, and LIE-beral phychiatrists got together and decided to stop the proven method. As we all know, many demoncrats own stock in pharmecutical companies. Those companies developed pills for the warning signs of homerism, and in turn decided they wanted the whole pie.

It's like the whole smoking debate. For every study you show about it causing something bad, I can show you three that say the opposite. When some psychiatrist tells people something is right, for some reason they believe it. The only comparative disfunction I can find would be being a lawyer.

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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 09:56 PM
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The practice stopped when a bunch of demoncrats, LIE-beral judges, and LIE-beral phychiatrists got together and decided to stop the proven method. As we all know, many demoncrats own stock in pharmecutical companies. Those companies developed pills for the warning signs of homerism, and in turn decided they wanted the whole pie.

It's like the whole smoking debate. For every study you show about it causing something bad, I can show you three that say the opposite. When some psychiatrist tells people something is right, for some reason they believe it. The only comparative disfunction I can find would be being a lawyer.
and how many of those are not funded by the tabaco industry?
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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 10:07 PM
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and how many of those are not funded by the tabaco industry?
Fool... Taxes on the tobacco companies paid for them all. Where have you been? Did you think homer demoncrats were going to ante up for them? Those that show that smoking DOESN'T cause cancer are usually supressed by the LIE-beral media. Smoking doesn't cause cancer... Smoking doesn't help, to be fair, but it doesn't cause it either. Other biological factors determing who gets cancer.

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Default Re: Sock and Urp . . . cures homers! - 02-14-2007, 10:53 PM
Another reason they had to stop is because the joos who took over the American psychiatrict association back in the 1970's all got together and decided to redefine homersexurality as a "character trait" instead of a perverted disease. This single act has done more to destroy the Christian family than any other in history. Once again, the joos mock Jesus.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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