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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 04-10-2010, 09:40 AM
It is a great search engine! I use it all the time.

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 04-10-2010, 01:09 PM
Great thread, Brother!

I'm so sick of answering the same questions over and over again, just because the unsaved are so offensively lazy.

Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 06-25-2010, 08:32 PM
it looks simple to use
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 06-25-2010, 09:47 PM
Finally, a search engine free from bias.

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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 06-26-2010, 12:09 AM
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 08-02-2010, 07:56 PM
Gosh! This is certainly a God send! Now, at times Mr Dewitt is not around to answer questions I have, I can just load this search engine and be sure I am getting all the RIGHT information.

Thank you so much!

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Down here my sins forgiven,
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Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 01-21-2011, 06:55 AM
I was just wondering but is the Witch Hunt actually KILLING witches or just banning them from this site?
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I was just wondering but is the Witch Hunt actually KILLING witches or just banning them from this site?
Of course we don't actually kidnap or kill the witches. That you can prove.

That would be illegal.

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 01-21-2011, 07:20 AM
That I know of? Thats scary...Sorry but I'm a witch and I'd rather be banend from this site of ignorant idiots living in the 16th centuary. I have found a place to report this site and since you posted that little part below I have proof of threats. Goodbye, BLESSED BE
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That I know of? Thats scary...Sorry but I'm a witch and I'd rather be banend from this site of ignorant idiots living in the 16th centuary.
Poor thing. It doesn't know that whoever it calls, they will mock it. Nobody likes wiccans but wiccans.

You can't have it both ways, witch. You can't despise society (like all wiccans) and then expect it to come and save you when you inevitably get your precious feelings hurt.

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It also doesn't know what constitutes a threat. Every day is a new day for it, always discovering new unknowns.

The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 01-21-2011, 07:41 AM
I don't despise socioty infact, I love everyone in a friendly way. You though I feel sorry for you have no morals, no rules, you don't even know the God your worshipping...You call yourself a christian...I've seen nicer people in my life. I have friend Mary West who is the kindest Christian I've ever met, she does very little wrong. And you guys are like satanists compared to her. Go on and preach but I'm gonna let you be the one to cry at night because your just another reason for God to want to destroy the world. You with no shame...
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 02-09-2011, 01:46 AM
She just doesn't get it....

Living without the fear of the Lord is no way to go through life.



Thanks for the search engine, it's been of much use to me so far!

IN JHC's name,

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-14-2011, 10:09 AM
Now if there was a search engine chronolically about Qu'ran verses...

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-15-2011, 01:02 AM
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Now if there was a search engine chronolically about Qu'ran verses...

My soul shall be appeased.
I see your literacy hasn't improved much.

Why would a search engine need to be organized "chronol(og)ically anyway?



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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-15-2011, 07:19 PM
I just found out something amazing! The Qur'an makes excellent toilet paper on those "Taco & Wings" nights
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-23-2013, 10:09 PM
It seems the search engine doesn't work, but I've got a couple questions if anyone would like to help

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-23-2013, 10:20 PM
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It seems the search engine doesn't work, but I've got a couple questions if anyone would like to help
There's a "Search" button at the top of every page.

(I'm guessing Google disabled it because there was no ad revenue involved. )

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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 03-23-2013, 10:41 PM
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Default Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here! - 05-17-2016, 12:46 AM
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That one's not as precise, and doesn't search the websites of our friends.

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