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Default Africa Sends Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-20-2010, 01:32 PM

To those of you who are struggling with the demons of homersexurality, let me share THIS news item that has just come to my attention. The wages of sin are death as the Bible tells us, bt the wages of being a limp-wristed nancyboy coon over in Africa are 14 years of hard labor! Think about that next time you're tempted to commit sodomy with some hairy truck driver at an interstate rest area.

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BLANTYRE, Malawi – A judge sentenced a couple to the maximum 14 years in prison with hard labor under Malawi's anti-gay legislation, and crowds jeered the two men as they were driven from the court house to jail Thursday.

The harsh sentence for unnatural acts and gross indecency had been expected after the same judge convicted Tiwonge Chimbalanga and Steven Monjeza earlier this week under laws dating from the colonial era. The case has drawn international condemnation and sparked a debate on human rights in this conservative southern African country.

Chimbalanga, a 20-year-old hotel janitor, and his unemployed partner were arrested Dec. 27, the day after they celebrated their engagement with a party at the hotel where Chimbalanga worked — an apparent first in Malawi.

"Maximum sentences are intended for use for worst cases," Magistrate Nyakwawa Usiwa Usiwa said as he delivered his sentence. "We are sitting here to represent the Malawi society which I do not believe is ready at this point in time to see its sons getting married to other sons or conducting engagement ceremonies."

The lawyer for the two, Mauya Msuku, said they would appeal.

Chimbalanga remained composed as armed police officers handcuffed him to Monjeza.

"I am not worried," he told reporters as they were taken to a police vehicle.

Monjeza broke down upon hearing the ruling and was still sobbing as he was helped into the van.

Hundreds of onlookers inside and outside the court house showed little sympathy. There were shouts of "You got what you deserve!" and "Fourteen years is not enough, they should get 50!"

Michelle Kagari, deputy Africa director of Amnesty International called the sentence "an outrage."

Her rights watchdog has adopted Chimbalanga and Monjeza as prisoners of conscience, and would "continue to campaign on this matter and to work tirelessly to see that they are released unconditionally as soon as possible," Kagari told The Associated Press by telephone from her office in Kampala, Uganda.

Mark Heywood, director of the South Africa-based AIDS Law Project called the sentence "outrageous and a violation of human rights." He said activists should hold protests around the world against Malawi.

In a joint statement issued in London Thursday, lawmakers Henry Bellingham, Stephen O'Brien and Lynne Featherstone urged Malawi government to review its laws to ensure human rights were protected.

They said their country "believes that human rights apply to everyone regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity," and would, with its international partners, "continue to press the Government of Malawi on this issue."

In Washington, Philip Crowley, an assistant secretary of state, expressed his country's deep disappointment with the conviction of Chimbalanga and Monjeza.

"We view the criminalization of sexual orientation and gender identity as a step backward in the protection of human rights in Malawi," Crowley said.

Malawi's government has been defiant in the face of international criticism over the couple's prosecution.

Betsy Chirambo, an adviser to President Bingu wa Mutharika, expressed concern over calls by some activists for the West to withdraw aid to Malawi because of the case. Up to 40 percent of Malawi's development budget comes from foreign donors.

"It is not our culture for a man to marry a man," Chirambo said this week. "That is not even in our constitution. Some of these rights are not good for our culture."

The government has been backed by religious leaders in the country who have equated homosexuality with Satanism.

But the debate also has emboldened some rights activists in the southern African country. The independent Centre for the Development of People was recently formed by Malawians to fight for the rights of homosexuals and other minorities.

Gift Trapence, executive director of the Centre for the Development of People, was at the court house Thursday and told reporters: "How can they get 14 years simply for loving one another? Even if they are jailed for 20 years you can't change their sexuality."

Gay people forced underground in Africa are unlikely to seek counseling and treatment for AIDS, activists say. In Malawi, nearly 1 million people — an estimated 12 percent of the population — are living with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

Homosexuality is illegal in at least 37 countries in Africa including Malawi. In Uganda, lawmakers are considering a bill under which homosexuals could be sentenced to life in prison and "repeat offenders" could be executed. Even in South Africa, the only African country that recognizes gay rights, gangs have raped lesbians.


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Default Re: Africa Srnds Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-20-2010, 01:45 PM

I assume they will be sent to separate women's prisons? They will face no homosexual temptation in such an environment, and will -- with prayer -- be cured of their homosexuality. They will understand that their sickening desire for men's bottoms is a choice, and may be allowed to spend the remainder of their sentence in a men's prison, as they will no longer pose a threat to the other male prisoners.


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Default Re: Africa Srnds Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-20-2010, 07:21 PM

Africa is wise! Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: Africa Srnds Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-20-2010, 07:29 PM

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The harsh sentence for unnatural acts and gross indecency had been expected after the same judge convicted Tiwonge Chimbalanga and Steven Monjeza earlier this week under laws dating from the colonial era.
Back in more moral times, Western colonialists taught their heathen charges the truth about faggotry. Now, however, that so much of the
West has turned its back on God, Western fag-enablers are rebuking the Negroes for holding onto that truth. Jesus weeps.


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Question Re: Africa Srnds Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-24-2010, 11:29 PM

I just want to know how those darkies (who cant seem to get anything right) are leading the world in righteousness against the fags? Does God love them for jailing homers more than he hates them for being dark? Does God hate us because we aren't as righteous as even the Hams?

And where do they jail them? You cant put them with the men because that would be more like a reward. You cant put them with the women because they might be so-called bi-sexual (more like buy-sexual whore-mongers if you ask me).

We need special fag prisons where we can broadcast Bible readings all day and night on the P.A. system! I'd love to be the warden of that prison. Set those Homers straight! We can put cameras in the shower and soap dishes on the shower floor to see who is still gay! We can play Dancing Queen by ABBA and see who starts dancing, twisting their hips and rubbing their legs all sexy like a girl! There's not a homer in the world who can resist that song. Yeah, sign me up!

I'll bet those darkies have it all worked out. They might be a lot smarter than we give them credit for.
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Default Re: Africa Sends Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-25-2010, 03:35 AM

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Hundreds of onlookers inside and outside the court house showed little sympathy. There were shouts of "You got what you deserve!" and "Fourteen years is not enough, they should get 50!"

Michelle Kagari, deputy Africa director of Amnesty International called the sentence "an outrage."
I'm surprised a notorious liberal organization like Amnesty International actually agrees with those onlookers who thought the sentence was far too lenient and an outrage. But, I commend them for that and am glad that they are starting to see the light.

Indeed, this sentence is far too light. Justice has not been served. What these men deserved was capital punishment. The Bible makes it crystal clear that homosexuals deserve this!

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



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I just want to know how those darkies (who cant seem to get anything right) are leading the world in righteousness against the fags? Does God love them for jailing homers more than he hates them for being dark? Does God hate us because we aren't as righteous as even the Hams?

And where do they jail them? You cant put them with the men because that would be more like a reward. You cant put them with the women because they might be so-called bi-sexual (more like buy-sexual whore-mongers if you ask me).

We need special fag prisons where we can broadcast Bible readings all day and night on the P.A. system! I'd love to be the warden of that prison. Set those Homers straight! We can put cameras in the shower and soap dishes on the shower floor to see who is still gay! We can play Dancing Queen by ABBA and see who starts dancing, twisting their hips and rubbing their legs all sexy like a girl! There's not a homer in the world who can resist that song. Yeah, sign me up!

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Default Re: Africa Sends Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-26-2010, 02:16 PM

I thought the Bible was about forgiveness?
Also- why would people choose to be homosexual, knowing that they are going to face persecution from people like you for their whole lives?
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I don't know, you should ask the homers.
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I thought the Bible was about forgiveness?
Also- why would people choose to be homosexual, knowing that they are going to face persecution from people like you for their whole lives?
God forgives queers ONLY if they repent of their filthy perverted lifesyle. And by the way those who defend homersexurals are going to be damned to hell right along side the practicing queers. So watch your mouth.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I did, all of the ones I asked said it wasn't a choice
So then I asked you guys
Let me tell you straight up that they are lying. You wonder how we know? Simple, we got our answers from Ex-gay members. We even have a way of curing them!
The ex-gays told us that it was their choice at first, but now they have found the love of Christ. They repent their filthy godhating, children raping ways of perversion. So I think the answer is quit obvious!

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25
And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

If you think the Old Testament only deals with it, you are wrong!

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
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Default Re: Africa Sends Queers to Prison; Liberals Throw Hissy Fit - 05-28-2010, 10:23 AM

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Let me tell you straight up that they are lying. You wonder how we know? Simple, we got our answers from Ex-gay members. We even have a way of curing them!
The ex-gays told us that it was their choice at first, but now they have found the love of Christ. They repent their filthy godhating, children raping ways of perversion. So I think the answer is quit obvious!

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25
And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

If you think the Old Testament only deals with it, you are wrong!

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
How do you know that your ex-gay members aren't lying to gain your acceptance though?
Also- gays don't rape children. That's paedophiles.
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How do you know that your ex-gay members aren't lying to gain your acceptance though?
Also- gays don't rape children. That's paedophiles.
What liberal told you that kind of nonsense, ofcourse gays rape children!
We know that our ex-gay members are not lying because they follow the teachings of Christ. If you follow the teachings of Christ, how can you lie? Please explain that to me, a scripture to back it up is mandatory.
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What liberal told you that kind of nonsense, ofcourse gays rape children!
We know that our ex-gay members are not lying because they follow the teachings of Christ. If you follow the teachings of Christ, how can you lie? Please explain that to me, a scripture to back it up is mandatory.
Maybe because you're still gay, but lying.... you see? Then they're not really following the word of God anyway, but they are telling you that they are cured to save themselves from persecution? Just a thought.
No no, gay people like people of the same sex, by definition. There is now mention of raping children in that definition. If you are referring to a gay paedophile, that's different, but your standard homosexuals does not rape children
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Maybe because you're still gay, but lying.... you see? Then they're not really following the word of God anyway, but they are telling you that they are cured to save themselves from persecution? Just a thought.
No no, gay people like people of the same sex, by definition. There is now mention of raping children in that definition. If you are referring to a gay paedophile, that's different, but your standard homosexuals does not rape children
See this is the exact persecution that our poor ex-gay members have to fight every day for the rest of their lives. Why can't you accept these people for who they are? Isn't that the liebral creed? But no, you want them to backslide into their old sinful lifestyles, only that will make you happy.

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Maybe because you're still gay, but lying.... you see? Then they're not really following the word of God anyway, but they are telling you that they are cured to save themselves from persecution? Just a thought.
What makes you think I'm gay and lying? You are not Saved© , so why should I take your anti-God and Satanic words as Truth?

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No no, gay people like people of the same sex, by definition. There is now mention of raping children in that definition. If you are referring to a gay paedophile, that's different, but your standard homosexuals does not rape children
Still, homers rape children, so homers like children, not Christ. If they loved Christ, they would have not touched children. Ofcourse, touching children in an inappropate manner. is a cathoholic thing. It's their culture you see.
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