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Re: The Open Closet -
08-16-2021, 10:20 PM
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But, what I don't understand is this: do these people just wake up one morning and decide, "I want to change my parts", and then, off they go to the doctor? Is it something as simple as deciding that one no longer wishes to shave his face, but would prefer to shave "her" legs, instead?
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Sister, in the woke Biden administration a straight middle-aged white man hasn't got a hope of getting a job. So that's probably what makes them get this operation. Think of it like plastic surgery (for real women) - they've got to look their best to get the job.
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-16-2021, 10:32 PM
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Sister, in the woke Biden administration a straight middle-aged white man hasn't got a hope of getting a job. So that's probably what makes them get this operation. Think of it like plastic surgery (for real women) - they've got to look their best to get the job.
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Oh, Dear! I had no idea that the situation is that desperate, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Goodness, gracious; those women must be in great distress if they need to have plastic surgery just to get a job. I mean, for the woman in the attached photo, it doesn't look like the surgery was terribly agreeable!
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-23-2021, 11:08 PM
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You should probably add me to the list as well, I identify as bisexual, which as you may or may not know means that I like women as well. Cheers!
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Does that mean if you have "a sincere and committed relationship" with one significant other, when you sneak off for your rendezvous with a different one (or go to a singles bar hang around in carparks or whatever you do) you're remaining faithful somehow? Or does it mean romantic continence is completely alien? Unless you converted and all got married in a configuration approved by the new creed perhaps.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-06-2021, 10:25 PM
I have a serious question...
How come gay men's faces are always so pleasant and relaxed? (Is it because they're free of the constant haranguing of we women folk? Tee hee!)
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-07-2021, 01:48 AM
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How come gay men's faces are always so pleasant and relaxed?
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They're not.
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12-07-2021, 02:25 AM
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They're not.
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Do you mean to say that their gay grins mask a certain unfulfilled pain not unlike a single lady in her 30's and beyond?
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-07-2021, 08:29 PM
You've presupposed grins. What you need to concentrate on is always.
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12-15-2021, 02:10 AM
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Do you mean to say that their gay grins mask a certain unfulfilled pain not unlike a single lady in her 30's and beyond? 
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The gleeful face of a faggot is not "gay" in the old-fashioned sense of the term meaning happy, but is in fact a rictus grin masking the intense pain of anal fissures, intestinal prolapse, colon cancer, gonorrhea, crabs, drug addiction, suicidal depression, and the other ravages of sodomy.
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† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-15-2021, 10:54 AM
Don't forget sore throats and sounding lacerations.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-15-2021, 05:32 PM
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Don't forget sore throats and sounding lacerations. 
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I hate to say you're right but it's a well known medical secret that most sore throats are caused by oral rape, often when the victim is asleep. If you are getting "sore throats" on a regular basis, put a lock on your bedroom door.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-16-2021, 01:35 AM
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sounding lacerations.
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Don't Google it unless you really want to know why God hates fags.
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† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
The Goyim know. We know who killed Jesus (John 5:16, John 18:39-40, Matthew 27:25)
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12-16-2021, 08:00 AM
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Don't Google it unless you really want to know why God hates fags.
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it said "stop if you turn blue"
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-16-2021, 12:22 PM
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it said "stop if you turn blue"
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Some just never listen to this advice.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-17-2021, 02:31 AM
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Some just never listen to this advice.
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Oh, Jen. You just get worse and worse, don't you? You are sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore. Hopefully the Master of the Sea will hear this despairing cry.
If not, I can content myself in the knowledge that you really deserve the spot in Hell you're preparing for yourself.
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† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
The Goyim know. We know who killed Jesus (John 5:16, John 18:39-40, Matthew 27:25)
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-30-2021, 10:40 PM
Clearly, the closet is so infested with sin that fumigation will no longer suffice to clear out the haze of sodomy.
All these people came out in some fashion or other this year. Now, I fully understand why God had to lay down the fire and brimstone.
You know, it wasn't that many years ago when I used to read news stories of celebrities coming out as Christian. There were so many inspiring stories of famous people finding Jesus and announcing it boldly in the press. That just doesn't seem to happen anymore.
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Re: The Open Closet -
12-30-2021, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Oh, Jen. You just get worse and worse, don't you? You are sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore. Hopefully the Master of the Sea will hear this despairing cry.
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Maybe it would be helpful for us to define sin for our guest so he/she actually learns from his/her mistakes. I think the following verse nicely explains it.
Genesis 20
1And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the south country, and dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar.
2And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister: and Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah.
3But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man’s wife.
4But Abimelech had not come near her: and he said, Lord, wilt thou slay also a righteous nation?
5Said he not unto me, She is my sister? and she, even she herself said, He is my brother: in the integrity of my heart and innocency of my hands have I done this.
6And God said unto him in a dream, Yea, I know that thou didst this in the integrity of thy heart; for I also withheld thee from sinning against me: therefore suffered I thee not to touch her.
7Now therefore restore the man his wife; for he is a prophet, and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live: and if thou restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, thou, and all that are thine.
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-07-2022, 03:36 PM
I didn't see it coming, but now it is here. Theme parks, with roller coasters, cotton candy and carney music everywhere is where trans and homers are hiding out. The link is a testimony written by a trans telling us how fun it is to go to one and just be an "ordinary" person. Why would he/she think a man dressed as a woman is "ordinary" anywhere? It makes Jesus cry.
We True Christians™ need to be watching public places closely. These sinners may start infesting other places.
"Dead End: Paranormal Park" explores theme parks as queer getaways | Salon.com
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-07-2022, 03:43 PM
In homo circles, theme parks are notorious pick-up spots for rough trade. I never expected these degenerates to blog about it, though. Thankfully, the only amusement park within 30 miles of the Landover Baptist Church is the church's own Jesusland. Church security monitors the activities in the toilet stalls to ensure that nobody is crossing any Biblical lines.
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-07-2022, 04:51 PM
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In homo circles, theme parks are notorious pick-up spots for rough trade. I never expected these degenerates to blog about it, though. Thankfully, the only amusement park within 30 miles of the Landover Baptist Church is the church's own Jesusland. Church security monitors the activities in the toilet stalls to ensure that nobody is crossing any Biblical lines.
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Thanks Brother Dnow--It's so discouraging these agents of Satan discovered theme parks, the very places kids like to hang out. All we can do in monitor and remove them when detected.
It might not matter so much if it involved run-of-the-mill sin. But this sin is the one Jesus hates most of all.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Open Closet -
08-11-2022, 05:41 PM
There are cams in Jesusland bathrooms?
How long have they been there? Where is the power switch? Asking for a friend.
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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