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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-26-2010, 06:05 PM
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My belief is that people should treat others how they would like to be treated.
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Your views conflict directly with the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-02-2010, 11:32 PM
My Brother Adrian said that Gays are everywhere, except cooters.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-09-2010, 04:27 AM
I'm not allowed to start my own threads, so...
ASK A LESBIAN.
If you have any questions I'd be happy to answer calmly, rationally, and with tolerance for your religion.
But just so you know, I don't hate Jesus, I was not molested as a child and I do not worship Satan.
Ask away.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-09-2010, 04:38 AM
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I'm not allowed to start my own threads, so...
ASK A LESBIAN.
If you have any questions I'd be happy to answer calmly, rationally, and with tolerance for your religion.
But just so you know, I don't hate Jesus, I was not molested as a child and I do not worship Satan.
Ask away.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:06 AM
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I had to watch it five times in a row, just to see what you meant until I finally got it. I'm not sure her gayness is evident at first to a straight male. Of course I realized that you being a True Christian women would recognize that quality in a female the second she started shaking her booty.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:11 AM
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I don't follow the Bible's teachings, as I am not Christian.
Ooh, this must be the part where I get flamed for having different beliefs!
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:31 AM
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The only way to get AIDS is from unprotected sex, sharing needles etc.
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There is a hell of a lot of sins in that little word "etc." Etc and only do not mix.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:32 AM
You cannot tell a gay or a lesbian by lookin at them this is one of the bige misconceptions.
If you looked at my daughter you would see a kind, gentle young woman healthy and lovely in every way. I am not boasting but that is who she is.
In fact it is my other daughter the heterosexual who was always more of a tomboy and that just goes to show you that you can not judge one book by its cover. Life is more complicated than that and you are not living in the real world if you push people into prejudged packages. It is all much more complicated (and to tell the truth) nicer than that.
I would say Go Easy on people until they open up to you and then at least you will know who they are inside, not before.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:41 AM
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You cannot tell a gay or a lesbian by lookin at them this is one of the bige misconceptions.
If you looked at my daughter you would see a kind, gentle young woman healthy and lovely in every way. I am not boasting but that is who she is.
In fact it is my other daughter the heterosexual who was always more of a tomboy and that just goes to show you that you can not judge one book by its cover. Life is more complicated than that and you are not living in the real world if you push people into prejudged packages. It is all much more complicated (and to tell the truth) nicer than that.
I would say Go Easy on people until they open up to you and then at least you will know who they are inside, not before.
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Funny, you can tell she is a lesbian
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:44 AM
and can YOU tell that i am gay?
no.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:45 AM
Where did you get that picture?
That was many years ago.
Have you been on her website, or on the FaceBook? That isn't even our house that is in college.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:47 AM
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and can YOU tell that i am gay?
no.
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Can you at least post a link that does not give error messages.
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:48 AM
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You cannot tell a gay or a lesbian by lookin at them this is one of the bige misconceptions.
If you looked at my daughter you would see a kind, gentle young woman healthy and lovely in every way. I am not boasting but that is who she is.
In fact it is my other daughter the heterosexual who was always more of a tomboy and that just goes to show you that you can not judge one book by its cover. Life is more complicated than that and you are not living in the real world if you push people into prejudged packages. It is all much more complicated (and to tell the truth) nicer than that.
I would say Go Easy on people until they open up to you and then at least you will know who they are inside, not before.
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Lets test that two pictures one is a HOMER is a Manly man. Can you tell who is who?
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:50 AM
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and can YOU tell that i am gay?
no.
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hhzz1k&s=7
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:51 AM
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Lets test that two pictures one is a HOMER is a Manly man. Can you tell who is who?
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I can tell the first picture is a homo***ual! What manly man does their hair like that? Or wears eyeliner.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:52 AM
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Both look gay to me
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:55 AM
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Can you at least post a link that does not give error messages.
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also here: *PORNOGRAPHIC LINK DELETED*
etc. etc... you can NOT tell by just seeing a person. you guys are ridiculous.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:57 AM
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Funny, you can tell she is a lesbian
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I am very disturbed that you have a picture of my daughter and that you are putting it out there for the world to see like that. A person's orientation is private until they tell you and you are identifying her as a specific thing in your post which is rude an I might say even illegal.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 02:58 AM
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You can tell by just seeing a person. Your photo's prove it
Which one is you, The butch one or the drag queen one.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
12-17-2010, 03:00 AM
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Both look gay to me
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oh my god, you are absolutely ridiculous. Is it because we are dressed nicely? We care about our appearance? We don't spend every waking minute thinking about some sort of powerful man that created everything? Sorry we care and look nice. Btw, she is completely straight. So your perceptions are obviously flawed. Get over yourself. You are not the "chosen people." You are nothing more than just another human being, as am I. You disgust me in more ways than are imaginable.
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