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It's been a busy few weeks, but it's time for another installment of Pope Watch as we sort out the chaff so you don't have to.

We could say that the announcement of a new book promising to expose the Vatican as "‘one of largest’ homosexual networks in world" might be "significant" - but we already knew that. Yawn - boring, and don't bother wasting your time (and moreover, who wants to waste their time reading a French journalist).

What did reach the headlines was New York Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo (a cathylick) signing a new law taking baby killing to new heights - and outraging anyone that might be considered a "Christian". Indeed, there is a laundry list of cathylick Democrats that seem determined to go against their church teachings.

What is notable here is a "blogger" named Louie who seems to have cut loose and gone on an extended rant that could only have been inspired by the Holy Spirit. Note again that the papist clergy sits idly by, continuing to hand out wafers to the sinners and refusing to excommunicate them.

At the same time, similar baby killing legislation was being put forth by Virginia Democrat Gov. Ralph "Coonman" Northam when it was revealed that he likes to dress up in "black face" and dance the Michael Jackson Moon Walk. Needless to say, calls for his resignation have been coming from the PC crowd like a polar vortex from the arctic. Whether he goes or not, we see a future book deal - "My Secret Life as a Wigger".

Our advice to Louie - relax and have some faith, Jesus is on the job and He doesn't need the Vatican. Joe Biden can't get through a day without producing some kind of gaffe, and Nancy Pelosi of late is showing signs of early dementia. Then there is that old proverb from the time of the Ancient Greeks - "Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad" (should you get so depressed as to become an atheist).

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Louie - February 1, 2019

As most so-called “traditionalists” would agree, the Second Vatican Council is guilty first and foremost of unduly glorifying man; even to the point of “uncrowning” Christ the King, to borrow a phrase from the saintly Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre. (Keep this image in mind as we proceed. We will return to it at the conclusion.)

It is this hyper-focus on humanity that has unleashed such Hellish things on the Church as Kumbaya ecumenism, religious indifferentism, and the eminently Protestant Novus Ordo Missae.

The Council’s anthropocentrism is perhaps best summed up in the magnificently audacious claim that “all things on earth should be related to man as their center and crown” (GS 12); in other words, it’s all about us!

For as often as tradition-minded Catholics (if you’ll pardon the redundancy) rail against the Council’s fixation on humankind and its allegedly soaring dignity, as a group, we are nearly as guilty as the architects of the conciliar revolution. This much has been made perfectly plain thanks to three relatively recent news stories.

– The outing of Uncle Ted McCarrick, the Pennsylvania Grandy Jury Report, the Viganò bombshell, etc.; all of which have served to bring renewed attention to the Church’s homo-clerical problem.

– The Covington Catholic scandal; a Soros-funded #FakeNews operation designed to create civil unrest at the March for Life.

– The “Reproductive Health Act” (RHA) that was signed into law by New York Governor Andrew Cuomo – a self-identified Catholic who need not fear excommunication at the hands of a certain castrated cardinal.

Each one of these news items has served to light a fire under both traditional and conservative Catholics to an extent that I’ve never before witnessed. My social media feed is overflowing with calls for the faithful to mobilize, to protest, to withhold donations, to demand justice, etc.

And what do each one of these stories and the outrage they’ve sparked among Catholics have in common?

It’s all about us. The homo-clerical crisis is all about the victims of sexual abuse. The Covington Catholic scandal is all about how unfairly the students have been treated. The RHA is all about genocide.

Now, don’t get me wrong; there is nothing at all wrong with expressing outrage on behalf of the victims of sexual abuse, or the Covington students, or the unborn. That said, let’s be very clear; these offenses are first and foremost offenses against Our Lord:

The homo-clerical crisis is primarily an assault against the one High Priest. The Covington Catholic scandal is primarily an assault against Truth incarnate. The RHA is primarily an assault against the Life.

Do these assaults against Christ also claim human victims? Indeed they do, but only secondarily inasmuch as the first demand of justice is to render unto God what He is due.

With all of this in mind, it seems rather apparent that the Council’s anthropocentrism is contagious; to the point where even many sincere “traditional” Catholics have been infected. While we are ever on high alert for all manner of offenses against mankind and poised to pounce at the sight of each and every one, few among us seem to have any time for, or interest in, expressing outrage for Christ’s sake over the far greater injustices that are being perpetrated against Him.

Where are the calls to mobilize and protest over the institutionalized assault on the Blessed Sacrament being perpetrated by Jorge Bergoglio via Amoris Laetitia and its official interpretation as enshrined in the AAS?

Where is the righteous indignation over his practical abrogation of mortal sin, his bold accusation that the Divine Law places an unbearable burden upon men, and his declaration that God actually wills adultery?

Where are refrains of “we’re not going to take it anymore” being intoned in light of both Benedict’s and Bergoglio’s coordinated attack on the Office of His Vicar?

And these represent just a very limited sampling of such offenses.

In truth, the three aforementioned current-event news items, while serious injustices in their own right, pale in comparison to the heresies and blasphemies that have been flowing out of Rome like so much sewage over the past fifty-plus years; in particular, during the Bergoglian Occupation, and yet it is the former that are receiving practically all of our attention.

And why is that the case?

No, it’s not because we are a “what’s happening now” people, but rather because we have become a self-absorbed people; a people who, perhaps without even realizing it, have bought into the Council’s lie that it’s all about us.

The bottom line is simply this: While coming to the defense of our fellow men (e.g., the abused, the exploited, the unborn, etc.) is an objectively good and necessary thing, apart from Christ, these efforts will do nothing to create a just society. It simply cannot happen without Him.

“When once men recognize, both in private and in public life, that Christ is King, society will at last receive the great blessings of real liberty, well-ordered discipline, peace and harmony.” (Pope Pius XI, Quas Primas – 19)

Keep this in mind when the next big story detailing the activity of Satan’s minions inevitably hits the newswire and rightly invites your outrage.

https://akacatholic.com/newsflash-its-not-all-about-us/
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January 28, 2019 (LifeSiteNews) – A press release that is to be published tomorrow in several different languages announces more disclosures about the content of the book In the Closet of the Vatican which itself aims at revealing that there now exists in the Vatican “one of the largest homosexual communities in the world” (according to the French version of the press release).

The book will come out in 20 countries and is thus intended and expected to shake the Church and the world. Its publication date – February 21, 2019 – is also intentional. It is timed for the beginning of the Sex Abuse Summit in Rome initiated by Pope Francis. The full title of the book is In the Closet of the Vatican: Power, Homosexuality, Hypocrisy.

The author of the book, Frédéric Martel, is himself a prominent French journalist and book author whom the French newspaper Le Monde called “inclassable” (hard to classify). Though socialist and a homosexual, he is known for challenging his own “camp,” for example when he called upon the homosexual community to face and correct the denial of the danger of HIV.

According to the press release, the new book will “expose the rot at the heart of the Vatican and the Roman Catholic Church today.” For this book, the author has done research for four years and in thirty different countries, and he has conducted “extensive interviews with those in power.”

. . . .

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Default Re: No, You Can't Have That Wafer - 02-04-2019, 03:04 PM

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It's been a busy few weeks, but it's time for another installment of Pope Watch as we sort out the chaff so you don't have to.

Our advice to Louie - relax and have some faith, Jesus is on the job and He doesn't need the Vatican.
Good advice, Brother Bryan--In bringing up the "wafer", you have brought to mind another question I have had. With some Catholics, like Governor Como, being put on a wafer diet, there must be tons Catholic wafers with expired shelf life dates. So, what happens when their "use by.." date passes?

I'm thinking I could have some of them with my coffee for breakfast. Or, could Freehold could collect all of them and sell them to pig farmers?


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Good advice, Brother Bryan--In bringing up the "wafer", you have brought to mind another question I have had. With some Catholics, like Governor Como, being put on a wafer diet, there must be tons Catholic wafers with expired shelf life dates. So, what happens when their "use by.." date passes?

I'm thinking I could have some of them with my coffee for breakfast. Or, could Freehold could collect all of them and sell them to pig farmers?
Maybe in addition to the Great Wall of Trump, we could put a few hundred thousand of these babies along the border.





We could use the expired communion crackers as bait. Kill two birds with one stone.


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Good advice, Brother Bryan--In bringing up the "wafer", you have brought to mind another question I have had. With some Catholics, like Governor Como, being put on a wafer diet, there must be tons Catholic wafers with expired shelf life dates. So, what happens when their "use by.." date passes?

I'm thinking I could have some of them with my coffee for breakfast. Or, could Freehold could collect all of them and sell them to pig farmers?
Interesting observations and suggestions, Mayor.

As you know, the Landover Baptist Church has been on to the cathylick "wafer hoax" for quite some time - not only as a public service, but as blasphemy to the Lord. So far the only thing that has arisen are some that the Lord has stricken with celiac disease that are demanding "gluten free" wafers - as if after "transubstantiation" Jesus is somehow made of gluten.

We're always up for being shown that we are wrong, but you would think that by now there would be some sort of dramatic video posted of Cuomo and Pelosi receiving a wafer with screaming demons spewing forth, fire and brimstone emanating from their orifices - or at least some lightning bolts and thunder, but so far nothing.

I would be suspicious of consuming these wafers as the whole process and ingredients is a closely guarded trade secret by the cathylicks - and they might even contain soy (often associated with homerism). We do know that there was a shortage of them in socialist Venezuela last Easter where vast numbers of them had to be sent from other countries.


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As you know, the Landover Baptist Church has been on to the cathylick "wafer hoax" for quite some time - not only as a public service, but as blasphemy to the Lord. So far the only thing that has arisen are some that the Lord has stricken with celiac disease that are demanding "gluten free" wafers - as if after "transubstantiation" Jesus is somehow made of gluten.
Whichever way you look at it, "transubstantiation" is a problem for the catlicks. Either the wine and wafer magically turn into the Blood and Body of Christ or they don't. Let's start with the obvious option: they don't. In that case, people are drinking alcohol and scoffing biscuits !!! in Church !!! If God chooses to avenge himself for this disrespect (Nahum 1:2 et seq.) by smiting them with cirrhosis or some sort of imaginary dietary allergy, switching to "gluten-free" wafers won't help.

Now let's throw common sense to the wind and suppose that they do "transubstantiate". What does that tell us about catlick vegetarians and (worse) vegans? Are they trying to supplement their inadequate diets by devouring Christ's own flesh and blood, or are they hypocrites only pretending to believe in "transubstantiation"? Perhaps have they achieved the status of so many of the UnSaved who infest these forums, and believe two contradictory things simultaneously.

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Let's start with the obvious option: they don't. In that case, people are drinking alcohol and scoffing biscuits !!! in Church !!!
I really like ideas that are win-win. Currently, Catholics are seeing a drop in church membership. We here at Landover Baptist are always looking for opportunities to make money.

So, here is an idea that will help us both. It is called "Wafer Condiments." We here are Landover would make spreads that Catholics could put on the wafers. More Catholics would take communion and Landover would make millions selling the spreads to a billion of the gullible.

I'm not sure what spreads would go best with those wafers. Would strawberry jam work? In the U.S. it might be peanut butter. Maybe cream cheese in Northern Europe?

Others may have ideas for the spreads.


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I'm not sure what spreads would go best with those wafers. Would strawberry jam work? In the U.S. it might be peanut butter. Maybe cream cheese in Northern Europe?

Others may have ideas for the spreads.
Anchovy paste, perhaps, for a loaves and fishes themed communion?


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Default Re: No, You Can't Have That Wafer - 02-05-2019, 09:07 PM

I've been chatting about this over family supper with the children and Nathanael (6) suggested that a chocolate spread might be good for Easter. After some discussion, we all agreed that - however tempting it is - it would probably be wrong to offer a peanut-based version of Nutella, because if the silly catlicks with imaginary allergies found out about it later they might die of hypochondria.


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Default Re: No, You Can't Have That Wafer - 02-05-2019, 10:00 PM

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Anchovy paste, perhaps, for a loaves and fishes themed communion?
Hmmm... I could see that working with just a bit of tomato, for the acid to counter the fish grease, and oooh some pepperoni would bring spice and savoury, maybe melt some cheese on top to hold it all together and I really think you'd have something good.


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Default Re: No, You Can't Have That Wafer - 02-06-2019, 05:13 AM

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Hmmm... I could see that working with just a bit of tomato, for the acid to counter the fish grease, and oooh some pepperoni would bring spice and savoury, maybe melt some cheese on top to hold it all together and I really think you'd have something good.
Dumb comment, as usual from Didi.

To be honest I always thought that the little cracker was some form of the soggy biscuit game expanded to include hundreds of people. You mean the congregation is not in on it? Oh... secret sauce then
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