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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-03-2010, 01:31 AM

Ahh, too bad candidates must be 21 or older. I would run, as I have a feeling I'm just what Freehold needs. Failing that, however, I am giving Johnny Joe Hold my full support. I could not stand to have a nigra in any positions of authority. The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.


And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:25)
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The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.
Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-03-2010, 11:22 PM

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Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?

Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.


And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
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Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.


And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
(Genesis 9:22-25)
So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?


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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?
Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.


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Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.
The sky is blue .


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The sky is blue .
It won't be where you're going, boy.


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-04-2010, 08:14 PM

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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?
Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.
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Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.
The passage you quoted does not mention skin color. It seems you are making up that part.


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Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.

The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am

"..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.

My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?

Thank you, and, God Bless.


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-17-2010, 01:40 PM

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Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.

The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am

"..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.

My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?

Thank you, and, God Bless.
I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-17-2010, 01:54 PM

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I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.

Ooo Ooo I need a physical too!




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-17-2010, 02:40 PM

I am not running for office but I do have a cold, add me to the list please .
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-17-2010, 03:51 PM

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I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
Thank you dear Pastor. Sister Thumper with whatever training she has will suffice just fine. If someone takes us to court, we'll just have to call on our friends there to work things out.


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