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Default Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 03:32 PM

My fellow citizens of Freehold, thank you for coming today. Jesus has called me to run for Mayor. I accept His call.

The mysterious death of beloved Mayor, Mitch Mitchell, makes us all wonder, "Why, and, who is next?" Then, there is the unrelenting attack on Landover Baptisit Church by thug-like Icelanders--attacks on our City's most holy and heterosexual institution.

I stand before you with information I am loath to reveal--but reveal it I must. The death of Mayor Mitchell and the attacks on Landover appear to have the same source.

I just returned from a secret trip to Iceland. There I met privately with Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir. I wanted to meet personally with PM Sigurdardottir because I had learned she is, may I be polite here, heterosexually challenged (HC). I suspected this was related to our problems here in Freehold.

During my meeting with PM Sigurdardottir, HC, I asked her repeatedly, "Do you know anything about the death of Mayor Mitchell and the attacks on Landover Baptist?" Each time, she would laugh and say, "Mr. Hold, let's have some more akvavit." Then, an aide would serve us my favorite, Norwegian Aalvorg.

But, she did let slip enough information to confirm my suspicions: Iceland has so many heterosexually challenged women (HC) that there is a shortage of straight pie-baking wives. And, the Christian women of Freehold are their target. The death of Mayor Mitchell made Mrs. Mitchell available for an Icelandic husband. I stand ready to fight for our women.

A very strange thing also happened during my visit with PM Sigurdardottir, HC. I mentioned in passing that a Mr. King was running for Mayor. PM Sigurdardottir, HC, replied, "Oh, you must mean Al." I asked her how she knew "Al". She replied, "Mr. Hold, let's have some more akvavit."

In closing, I must mention, reluctantly, something rather political. My worthy opponent, Alfred King, has said nothing about the threat from Iceland. He seems unconcerned about the welfare of our pie-baking wives.

I look forward to a spirited campaign. God bless you.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 04:46 PM

I for one am quite relived that a Godly Republican and a True Christian has decided to Run and BE elected to Freeholds office of Mayor. Thank you for taking such a chance traveling to the Hell bound country of Iceland( you never know when God is going to strike and remove them from the face of the earth), I had an idea that the People of Iceland were behind our late Mayors unfortunate passing.
Do you have a campain fund set up yet? It can be very costly to run for office, if I may I would like to start the ball rolling with a donation of say $10,000.00, I can chip in more if needed.

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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 06:45 PM

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My worthy opponent, Alfred King
Thank you for that, Johny Joe Hold. Lets both vouch for honest election campaigns where we will talk about the important issues facing Freehold.

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I just returned from a secret trip to Iceland.
How very suspicious. Why did you go to Iceland while there clearly is a lot of hate for Freehold in Iceland? Why did you leave America for a trip to Iceland? Do you not love America?

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my favorite, Norwegian Aalvorg
Why do you drink Norwegian products? Why not American products? Do you hate America?

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I stand ready to fight for our women.
This we can agree on. Women should be protected. Especially from cowards who think it is allowed to hit them.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 06:50 PM

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Jesus has called me to run for Mayor. I accept His call.
That is great news! You have my vote for sure.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 07:15 PM

Finally, someone who makes sense! I'm glad that there are still some Godly Republicans to fend off the liberal threat!


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 07:19 PM

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But, she did let slip enough information to confirm my suspicions: Iceland has so many heterosexually challenged women (HC) that there is a shortage of straight pie-baking wives. And, the Christian women of Freehold are their target. The death of Mayor Mitchell made Mrs. Mitchell available for an Icelandic husband. I stand ready to fight for our women.
Oh, don't bother. I'd rather be raped by a pillaging viking than owned by an abusive "true christian" husband.

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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 07:31 PM

The LORD has called Me to RUN, and I am RUNNING HARD, for Freehold! My Truck is a FORD, and it RUNS STRONG!!! God knows Me as He Knows ALL!

I can be IN CHARGE!

Citizens of Freehold, I LOVE AMERICA, I Know THINGS, things I must KEEP UNDER MY HAT! I Remembered you can USE COLORS and SIZES here, and I will do this for JESUS!


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 09:34 PM

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Why did you leave America for a trip to Iceland? Do you not love America?
Mr. King, I hope we can both agree on KNOWN facts. I had to go to Iceland to verify certain facts, then, apply logic to what I had discovered.
Fact #1: P M Sigurdardodtir is heterosexually challenged.
Fact #2: It would be unnatural for any man, or, straight woman to support her.
Fact #3: Thus, her only supporters would have to be other HC women.
Fact #4: The gain 50 %, every woman in Iceland would have to be HC.

The complete conversion of women in Iceland to become HC is the result of the country being Godless. I'm taking Jesus with me into the Office of Mayor in Freehold and He will guide me in the defense of our beautiful pie- baking women from the wifeless men of Iceland.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 09:40 PM

I just want you all to know that I will be the candidate representing the Green Party in this election. I'm looking forward to getting to know everybody.
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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 10:15 PM

Mr. MayorHold, I am glad to see you take the initiate to go to visit those eskimoes. That kind of not beating around the Bush, take charge, man of action is what has over the years symbolized Mayor Mitchells management. I know when you are elected, we can expect the same personal attention.

Is it true all iceland women are frigid?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 10:18 PM

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Mr. King, I hope we can both agree on KNOWN facts. I had to go to Iceland to verify certain facts, then, apply logic to what I had discovered.
Fact #1: P M Sigurdardodtir is heterosexually challenged.
Fact #2: It would be unnatural for any man, or, straight woman to support her.
Fact #3: Thus, her only supporters would have to be other HC women.
Fact #4: The gain 50 %, every woman in Iceland would have to be HC. ...
Why would anyone care about what is going on in Iceland of all places? We have to focus on Freehold. Which is in America by the way.

A question, where did the money you used to go to Iceland come from? Did you waste any tax payer money on that?


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 10:45 PM

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Why would anyone care about what is going on in Iceland of all places? We have to focus on Freehold. Which is in America by the way.
I think the answer here is obvious, mr. King.

Firstly, mr. Hold needs a scapegoat to blame all possible problems on. Demagogues always do that, and they'd rather choose a scapegoat people don't really know much about and who lives far away, so no one will actually realize how nonsensical his words are.

Secondly, it serves as a good distraction from the real problems, which occur right here in Freehold. As I've explained you yesterday evening in the forest, there are a lot of things happening here which cannot bear the light of day.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:15 PM

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Why would anyone care about what is going on in Iceland of all places? We have to focus on Freehold. Which is in America by the way.

A question, where did the money you used to go to Iceland come from? Did you waste any tax payer money on that?
I flew Mr. Hold to Iceland in one of our G550s. Landover AirJesus is owned by Landover Baptist Church and is therefore a tax exempt business. As Mr. Hold is True Christian™ member of the church in good standing, if a Pastor approves of his use of the plane, he is allowed to fly.

And just because the city of Freehold recently donated money to Landover Baptist Church, there is no link between these two unrelated events.




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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:21 PM

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I flew Mr. Hold to Iceland in one of our G550s. Landover AirJesus is owned by Landover Baptist Church and is therefore a tax exempt business. As Mr. Hold is True Christian™ member of the church in good standing, if a Pastor approves of his use of the plane, he is allowed to fly.
So what you are saying here is that Johny Joe Hold broke the law by allowing a Church to sponsor his campaign?


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:23 PM

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So what you are saying here is that Johny Joe Hold broke the law by allowing a Church to sponsor his campaign?
He didn't break any laws, boy.

Shut your yap and stop trying to stir up trouble.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:26 PM

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He didn't break any laws, boy.

Shut your yap and stop trying to stir up trouble.
Feeling a bit uneasy, Pastor?


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:27 PM

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I think the answer here is obvious, mr. King.

Firstly, mr. Hold needs a scapegoat to blame all possible problems on. Demagogues always do that, and they'd rather choose a scapegoat people don't really know much about and who lives far away, so no one will actually realize how nonsensical his words are.

Secondly, it serves as a good distraction from the real problems, which occur right here in Freehold. As I've explained you yesterday evening in the forest, there are a lot of things happening here which cannot bear the light of day.
Isn't that what you're doing Miss Cassie? Aren't you using me as a distraction from the real problem at hand: YOUR SALVATION!!??

Stop all this nonsense and scamper on back home now. Your daddy is worried sick about you. He wants to give you the bating of your life, just to prove that Jesus loves you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:33 PM

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Isn't that what you're doing Miss Cassie? Aren't you using me as a distraction from the real problem at hand: YOUR SALVATION!!??
Of course not. If you want to use a distraction for anything, you must make sure that the distraction is spectacular enough to be of interest to people. Aggressive pillaging hellbound vikings are interesting. A closeted homosexual pastor with a minority complex is not.

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Stop all this nonsense and scamper on back home now. Your daddy is worried sick about you. He wants to give you the bating of your life, just to prove that Jesus loves you.
No doubt he'd like to do that, wouldn't he? He is nearly as pathetic a man as you are.


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Default Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference - 02-26-2010, 11:46 PM

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So what you are saying here is that Johny Joe Hold broke the law by allowing a Church to sponsor his campaign?
I'm saying nothing of the kind! Are you suggesting that a church member be barred from church property simply because he is running for office!?! You LIEberals are all alike! You won't be happy until it's ILLEGAL to be Christian!




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You won't be happy until it's ILLEGAL to be Christian!
Typical case of psychological projection, I'd say!


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