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Default Re: Will my Kindle be heavier if I put the apocryphal books on it? - 07-29-2012, 09:57 PM

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This goes right against Jesus's revelation to me in post #6 above!
I'm not so sure it does, Brother Bathfire.


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I prayed to Jesus about your problem.

He Says that as long as you do it in the Spirit of His Love and don’t take it all too seriously because a lot of it is just the ramblings of some deluded peasant . . .
Jesus put a warning into His response to you.

Later, He sent me a warning of the actual consequences, should Brother Levi not heed the clear warning!

Now . . . has anyone heard from Brother Levi since he loaded these heresies onto his Kindle? Do we know he isn't, at this very moment, constructing a laboratory in a walled-off portion of his basement where he can conduct vile, long-forgotten rituals, and summon demons which have not walked the earth for millenia?

Was he even at church today?

He might think he can summon the demons and destroy them, or enslave them to do his bidding, or imprison them in bottles and sell them to tourists as "genies". But we know what will happen, don't we, Brother?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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