[daveyharko]

Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian

[Roland]

Originally Posted by daveyharko

Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian

Hi Davey,

Infractions happen. I got plenty, I can only surmise this how God works. Perhaps you want to read the Bible, 1 Peter 3:16 might give you some consolation.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by daveyharko

YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too

I cannot take offense, it is forbidden in the Bible. I was hoping for stories about brotherhood in Christ, conversions, baptisms, and how you brougth many inmates to the light of Jesus our Lord and Savior.

You have a dirty mind, haven't you?

I am praying for your soul. I hope you can become a True Christian, but you need less use of your instincts and more Bible reading.

By the way, many questions remain unanswered.

[daveyharko]

Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga

Hello Mr. Harko!

First, I must apologize for posting in the male-only part of the forum. However, being nosy is part of any anthropologist's job description.

Second, I am very sad to see you treating a True Christian Lady in this way. You must understand that there is a pecking order on this forum:

1. Godly Pastors
2. Godly True Christian™ Men
3. Godly True Christian™ Women ----> like Mrs. Etheldreda
4. Meek Forum Members -----> like myself
5. Mice
6. Crickets
7. Mosquitoes
8. Lint
9. Parasites that live on mosquitoes
10. Unsaved Trash -------> like you

Please act with adequate respect towards everyone higher up in the pecking order.

Hush woman you are aware of 1 Timothy 2:12 being a good christian lady

[Bridget]

Originally Posted by Deaner

I'm still really confused here. Do you mean like when you have to kick their ass twice for the same reason?

What a rude statmnt. Are you think You are a Christian? You have right: You (only) think that.

[Bridget]

I don't know if Pastor hates female sexuality or fears it or both. I know I felt sick when I read that statement.
It is full of disgust and aversion to our sexuality and our bodies. It grossly misses the facts about what [PORNOGRAPHIC VOCABULARY REMOVED BY MODERATOR] is and what functions it serves, both in the light of the Bible and in the light of science. [HA! LIAR] I will only mention two things.
1) The female [PORNOGRAPHIC WORDS REMOVED BY MODERATOR] experienced by the wife together with her husband or just after his [MORE DISGUSTING WORDS REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and [EW! COME ON!] aids [EW AGAIN] transport and increases the likelihood of [THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM SO WORDS OR PHRASES UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN REMOVED].
2) One of the components of the female genitals is the [DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED FOR THE CHILDREN]. It is built similar to the [JESUS KNOWS YOU'RE LYING ABOUT THIS SO I REMOVED IT SO NO ONE ELSE WOULD BE CONFUSED], but is smaller and mostly invisible from the outside. The only function of the [FILTHY OBSESSION WITH S*X REMOVED BY MODERATOR] is to allow you to experience pleasure. As far as I know, the bodies of both men and women were created by God, so since He gave women this body and not another, they were created to experience the pleasures of intimacy with the man they love.
By the way, the last statement in which the Pastor compares the pleasure of a woman to the (criminal) pervertion (wich pedophilia is) is not only an abuse. This statement could only have been born in a hate-filled head. The devil would not offend women and our psychosexual sensibilities more bluntly than the "honorable" Pastor. Reading what came out of Pastor's minde I felt like someone was raping me and beating me with words. Dissgusting.

[Bridget]

Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch

Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.

And then, if woman is if a woman has her fertile days, the chance of conceiving a child increases. This is because vaginal contractions during orgasm "suck in" semen, which aids in conception, and there is also a boost of beneficial hormones. So much for the uselessness of female orgasms. I do not even mention the positive impact on the physical and mental health of both spouses, because for these "wonderful" Christians these matters are irrelevant. They don't know what tenderness and caresses are. And they do not wnat to know. Sad.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Bridget

And then, if woman is if a woman has

Thanks for showing everyone what happens when women visit this forum without their husband's supervision.

vaginal contractions

You did not just say this on a forum which is also visited by young innocent Christian children!?

Also these "vaginal contractions" would eject the husband's tallywhacker actually preventing making babies for Jesus.

They don't know what tenderness and caresses are.

Christians certainly know what tenderness and caresses are. I would not want my steak any other way. But tenderness and caresses have no place in a decent Christian marriage. Women are to obey (Genesis 3:16, Ephesians 5:22-24) and to be silent (1st Timothy 2:11-12). And that's alt there is to it!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Bridget

What a rude statmnt. Are you think You are a Christian? You have right: You (only) think that.

Deaner is a fine gentleman who understands the significance of Christianity. I've noticed you have plenty to contribute on one specific topic but would be much happier if you included God's opinion where it supported your claims. If it did. Which it doesn't. Unless I'm wrong of course. In which case a simple link to Scripture would serve to correct me. Perhaps nobody likes being corrected publicly but in every case, when I'm headed down a wrong path, I appreciate what I learn and try to do better in future. That would be great.

[Bridget]

"But in a decent Christian marriage there is no place for tenderness and caresses." So what must take place in a Christian marriage? Rudeness and violence? It's very sad.

Ephesians 5:22-24 are words addressed to women (wives), words adress to men (husbands) are Ephesians 5:25, 28-30. Take it into You consideration.

Yes, a woman should be obedient to her husband and be a help to him.
Yes, woman can not be a pastor or teacher, but it does not mean that she is worse than a man. God created woman from Adam's rib - not from his head (so she wouldn't rise above him) or from his feet (so he wouldn't step on her).

After the first sin God cursed people, which was expressed, among other things, in the fact that a woman was to give birth to children in pain, but there is no word that her husband caused her pain during sexual intercourse. A woman suffers when she gives birth, so she must also suffer when she has intercourse with her husband? Misogynistic inventions.

Do you know that piece of Scriptures? : 1 Corinthians 7:3-5 (and please, pay special attention to the fourth verse).

I've read a lot of statements here that imply that the private parts of the female body seem obscene and disgusting to you, and you know what the Bible says about them (and that includes your body) in 1 Corinthians 12: 23-26.? You think know, but you don't give a s**t .

You are a people who treat the Bible selectively and quote only those passages that are convenient for you and that can strike women, especially their sexuality (whitch is "evil and mean by nature"). The Bible should be read as a whole and cannot be used to spread a sick and pathological ideology taken straight from Islam, which dehumanizes women and degrades their physicality.

[Bridget]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Deaner is a fine gentleman who understands the significance of Christianity.

Who hurt you so much that you call a man who offers to kick a woman's ass twice for the same reason a "good gentleman"?

[James Hutchins]

Well! It seems no one need ask this female what is the date on her calendar!

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Bridget

You are a people who treat the Bible selectively and quote only those passages that are convenient for you and that can strike women, especially their sexuality (whitch is "evil and mean by nature"). The Bible should be read as a whole and cannot be used to spread a sick and pathological ideology taken straight from Islam, which dehumanizes women and degrades their physicality.

We agree that the Bible should be taken as a whole. Our church follows the entire Bible, not just the parts that you learned in Sunday school at your fluffy bunny church. If you think we took the Bible out of context, quote us the chapter and verse you think we offended and we will gladly show you why you are wrong.

One quick note: we do not tolerate bigotry against Muslims here at Landover Baptist Church. Although we do not agree with our Muslim brothers and sisters on all matters, the parts of Judeo-Christian ethics as they relate to relations between the sexes that the Muslims copied are very much in accordance with God's Holy Word, the Bible. Please refrain from engaging in attacks on Islam and other religious groups in our fora.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Bridget

Who hurt you

Everybody mark your SJW bingo cards. What's next? Y'all? She/Her? ACAB?


Bridget, honeypie, it's not ok for a woman or anyone to come in here and started posting textual porn. I threw up a little in my mouth reading what you wrote earlier. It was sick and wrong. Why did you do this to us? Why did you do this to Jesus?

[Bridget]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Everybody mark your SJW bingo cards. What's next? Y'all? She/Her? ACAB?


Bridget, honeypie, it's not ok for a woman or anyone to come in here and started posting textual porn. I threw up a little in my mouth reading what you wrote earlier. It was sick and wrong. Why did you do this to us? Why did you do this to Jesus?

I'm so sorry. I know how sick my behavior is. And rude. And naughty. As a woman, I shouldn't be writing here and I absolutely shouldn't be writing these pornographic sentences. I have struggled with persistent dirty thoughts for years. Sometimes I write such abominations for sick excitement. God forgive me. And you, true warriors of Christ, I also ask for mercy.

[MitzaLizalor]

There is no reason not to write – and posting Scripture is always helpful, provided it's given in context of course, which you've already noted. Sometimes I've felt angry as reflected in God's Inerrant Word here:

Habakkuk 3:8 Was the LORD displeased against the rivers? was thine anger against the rivers? was thy wrath against the sea, that thou didst ride upon thine horses and thy chariots of salvation?

Then I saw how my thoughts were like being angry at a river for being wet. People who reject God have to work things out for themselves and almost always come up with ideas directly contradicting Him. Idolators are a good example of that, doing exactly the opposite of what He commanded.

Then there are philosophers repeating the same stuff over & over again century after century for the last twenty-five hundred years, sorted into different "schools" offering (the same) arguments against one another in slightly different configurations. None of them ever contributed much and the ones who did were thoroughly stomped on. At least Bertha Benz drove off in a car that worked! She didn't inform her owner but presumably he had not forbidden the experiment and soon everyone was driving around as is still the case. Could an ancient philosopher have done that? They (some of them) seemed to think so at the time, using novel ideas that did not contradict God, unlike the astrologists whose contribution has been entirely destructive. Not some opinion of mine but wholly in line with Biblical authority. Here is a link to the search function at the KJV site where I've requested "planets" to give you a better idea of how God views horoscopes.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...hs=1&q=planets

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Bridget

I'm so sorry. I know how sick my behavior is. And rude. And naughty [...] And you, true warriors of Christ, I also ask for mercy.

Sister Mitza's post explains why it's okay for you to post here. I will also point out that you need not ask mercy of us. We cannot grant mercy or forgiveness or grace. Only God can do that. Only Jesus Saves. Please girl, read the Bible. It will teach you so much.


With one caveat. Due to your current affliction with nymphomania, skip over the following verses until you have been Saved, or they may trigger a relapse into prurience for an unsaved harlot like yourself.


Ezekiel 23:18-21 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.