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Default Re: The Evil Amnish - 08-25-2011, 05:09 AM

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I think we were talking about immigration.

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Default Re: The Evil Amnish - 08-25-2011, 06:58 AM

First of all it is spelled Amish not Amnish. Also why the Amish do not like there picture taken is because they believe it is the same as a graven image this is also why the girls dolls do not have faces on them. About them not having electricity they believe having electric power is worldly. Also on the beard issue that you say makes them look like they are Jewish, after a male of the church is married he grows a beard and a long beard is a sign of a adult Amish man. Why they do not have mustaches is because it has been associated with the military which they forbid. On the Amish men wearing black hats which you say makes them look Jewish, they only wear the black felt hats while in public at home or on the farm they wear straw hats. About the plain dress they dress modestly and do not wear bright colored clothes because they are worldly. I have been studying the Amish for many years and know far more about them then you do. Thank you and God Bless
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First of all it is spelled Amish not Amnish. Also why the Amish do not like there picture taken is because they believe it is the same as a graven image this is also why the girls dolls do not have faces on them. About them not having electricity they believe having electric power is worldly. Also on the beard issue that you say makes them look like they are Jewish, after a male of the church is married he grows a beard and a long beard is a sign of a adult Amish man. Why they do not have mustaches is because it has been associated with the military which they forbid. On the Amish men wearing black hats which you say makes them look Jewish, they only wear the black felt hats while in public at home or on the farm they wear straw hats. About the plain dress they dress modestly and do not wear bright colored clothes because they are worldly. I have been studying the Amish for many years and know far more about them then you do. Thank you and God Bless
And why do they forbid joining the Godly US Army?
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Default Re: The Evil Amnish - 08-25-2011, 10:34 AM

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And why do they forbid joining the Godly US Army?
The answer is simple. They want the terrorists to win.


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Default Re: The Evil Amnish - 08-25-2011, 11:54 AM

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The answer is simple. They want the terrorists to win.
They probably do, or maybe its just an excuse cause they are too lazy. I guess they would regret not joining the army if the muslims decides to blow up one of their silly villages
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They probably do, or maybe its just an excuse cause they are too lazy. I guess they would regret not joining the army if the muslims decides to blow up one of their silly villages
Maybe they want to die, so they can be reunited with their dark master in Hell.


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Default Re: The Evil Amish - 08-25-2011, 12:00 PM

If some terrorists attacks an amish village, i truly hope that the Godly US Army will NOT protect them or help as these sissies dont dare to join the army, they will have to defend their village with pitchforks, hammers(and sickles), butter knives or whatever they have
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Default Re: The Evil Amish - 08-28-2011, 06:01 AM

You know the Amish Bible is written in an old form of German that only the "elders" can read.
Obviously they've been brainwashed by Nazi propaganda in those satanic books they read.
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If some terrorists attacks an amish village, i truly hope that the Godly US Army will NOT protect them or help as these sissies dont dare to join the army, they will have to defend their village with pitchforks, hammers(and sickles), butter knives or whatever they have


God already sent a shooter to the Amish to wipe out some of their future little Amish whores.

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