[revrggreen]

Friends,

I have recently been reading up on the myth of 'The Female Orgasm'. Today in our secular society we find that most women discuss this disgusting perversion, thinking it is normal. Well, that is just NOT true! No Godly woman would ever wish to experience such a thing. It is a gateway sin!

The FACT is that only a THIRD of women experience the 'female orgasm' during intercourse, while others need to use some sort of 'artificial stimulation' to achieve it! Yes, we're talking sex with machines here! Vibrating spinning plastic tallywhackers, and other such disgusting devices!

Only a THIRD of women achieve an orgasm during intercourse! Well friends, I think we can all guess what kind of 'women' we're talking about here! Whores, witches, perverts, sexual deviants! The facts also state that studies revealed only 90% of women may be able to achieve an orgasm, while the other 10% we can but guess must be Godly Christian women. Friends, NO True Christian Woman should experience the 'perversion' of the female orgasm orgasm!

Many women 'claim' that the female orgasm is like having a series of seizures, during which they experience a 'Zen-like state'! Well we know that can't be good! For a start, having epileptic seizures or 'fitting' is a sure sign of demon-possession! So by this fact, can we assume that women who have these 'orgasms' are under some sort of demonic influence? It sure looks that way! Then we have women experiencing 'Zen-Like States' during orgasm! States which demonic Buddhists practice for endless days of evil Yoga meditation to reach, and something which the Bible clearly forbids!

Remember, sex is for making babies, not for your enjoyment! Women should not sweat or perspire during sex, women should not moan out like animals, women should not act like filthy whores during sex, AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE AN ORGASM! It is revolting! Creating another human life is a gift from God. It is not something that should be taken lightly! REAL women should lie quite still, keep silent, and close their eyes during sex. Women should pray to God during sex, that he grants her a healthy fully-formed Christian child. Sex is NOT for your pleasure, it is for creating babies! You should remember that!

I would liken the female orgasm to pedophilia, as women who experience such repugnant states while making a child are simply sick in the head! Getting off in some sort of perverted and deviant way, having seizures and fitting like an epileptic, and reaching deviant Buddhist mental states, while making an innocent little baby is wrong! It is unnatural and sick - Women would do well to remember that!

In Christ,

Rev RG Green

[Deaner]

What's a female orgasm?

[snottyduck]

And what about the male orgasme?? Is that a sin too??

The fact that only 1 out of 3 women gets an orgasm is not because they are whores, perverts,... it's just because female body is much more diverse than a male body. Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation (this is where some men fail and leaves the women unsatisfied). Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??

[Nobar King]

If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.

A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Deaner

What's a female orgasm?

Good point Brother Deaner. I for one have never experienced a "female orgasm", clearly if these things were for real everybody would be having one.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Uncle Goose

And what about the male orgasme?? Is that a sin too??

The fact that only 1 out of 3 women gets an orgasm is not because they are whores, perverts,... it's just because female body is much more diverse than a male body. Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation (this is where some men fail and leaves the women unsatisfied). Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??

I can't believe you would post such smut! This is a public forum and we'd all appreciate it if you could keep your sex perverted sex fantasies to yourself!

[SUV]

I'm not in here reading this filth.

PS This avatar is making me sin - "laughing" - more than any other since Fatha Martin's older, goofy-face one.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Originally Posted by Uncle Goose

Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??

You filthy little pervert sicko! Please tell me where in the Bible it teaches that a woman should have sex with her husband AND HIS FRIENDS!

I'm guessing you're one of these bi-sexural queer pervert swinger pieces of s - h - i - t. Raping a married woman, while her sick deviant husband watches. Or does he join in, and sodomise you, then piss on you, while you impregnate his trailer-trash wife with your dumb little negroid kids?

How DARE you come onto a Christian forum, and spew your disease here! You people are human-trash! Garbage people we call you, and I can assure you that's what you are!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.

I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.

[Wide-Open]

Women should be less concerned with their "G-spot", and a lot more concerned with their J-spot PRAISE!

Genesis 6:18
But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Women should be less concerned with their "G-spot", and a lot more concerned with their J-spot PRAISE!

Genesis 6:18
But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.

Forgive me Jesus for posting in the Men's Forum, but I have read this entire thread and I can't understand what its about. Maybe I should just get back to my baking and only worry about it if someone tells me to?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

HAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LIMP DICKED F*CKS CAN'T GIVE YOUR WOMEN ORGASMS!!!
BAAAAHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

!!!LOSERS!!!
WITH A CAPITAL
"L"

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Vayhr of the Warhost

HAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LIMP DICKED F*CKS CAN'T GIVE YOUR WOMEN ORGASMS!!!
BAAAAHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

!!!LOSERS!!!
WITH A CAPITAL
"L"

My thoughts exactly, because they fail at it they complain it's all the fault of the women, of course it's not, if you are open with your wife/girlfriend then you can give her much pleasure, if you don't I wouldn't be surprised if she traded you in for another men.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

My thoughts exactly, because they fail at it they complain it's all the fault of the women, of course it's not, if you are open with your wife/girlfriend then you can give her much pleasure, if you don't I wouldn't be surprised if she traded you in for another men.

Friend, are you here to find Jesus or just to talk about imaginary phenomena?

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Friend, are you here to find Jesus or just to talk about imaginary phenomena?

Friends, are we here to find Jesus or to constantly change my nickname??

[Wide-Open]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have not changed your nickname.

But you didn't answer my question. If you ignore it again, you'll get another infraction.

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have not changed your nickname.

But you didn't answer my question. If you ignore it again, you'll get another infraction.

I didn't say you did it, I just mentioned that someone did. I would rather like to see it changed back to Uncle Goose.

As for your question, Sure, we can talk about Jesus but He wasn't mentioned in the OP's message, he made a statement that made partly sense (the fact about the 1 out of 3) but the rest was not quite true. Makes you wonder, if God wouldn't women to enjoy sex why has He given them the means to enjoy it in the first place?? While I cannot speak in the name of Him I can only assume he made it like that because otherwise people would become extinct, if there is no joy in sex it would become more of a burden and thus less children would be made.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

I didn't say you did it, I just mentioned that someone did. I would rather like to see it changed back to Uncle Goose.

Stop snivelling on about your stupid name - all that happens is that you derail threads! Get over it! Live with it! You people make me sick!

As for your question, Sure, we can talk about Jesus but He wasn't mentioned in the OP's message, he made a statement that made partly sense (the fact about the 1 out of 3) but the rest was not quite true. Makes you wonder, if God wouldn't women to enjoy sex why has He given them the means to enjoy it in the first place?? While I cannot speak in the name of Him I can only assume he made it like that because otherwise people would become extinct, if there is no joy in sex it would become more of a burden and thus less children would be made.

Balderdash! If just one of the partners might have a reward for the commandment to populate the earth, it is sufficient.

However, we are talking Ezekiel 23 here Brothers and Sisters.

Eze:23:1: The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying,
Eze:23:2: Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:
Eze:23:3: And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
[…]
Eze:23:17: And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
[…]
Eze:23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. [Goodness me! What woman would want that? – my comment, the bit I wrote is not in the Bible – but you can’t help but be shocked, can you?]
[…]
Eze:23:24: And they shall come against thee with chariots, wagons, and wheels, and with an assembly of people, which shall set against thee buckler and shield and helmet round about: and I will set judgment before them, and they shall judge thee according to their judgments.
Eze:23:25: And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.
[…]
Eze:23:29: And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
Eze:23:30: I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.
[…]
Eze:23:35: Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
[…]
Eze:23:44: Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.
Eze:23:45: And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.
Eze:23:46: For thus saith the Lord GOD; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled.
[…]
Eze:23:49: And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I am the Lord GOD.

We therefore see that the female orgasm leads to whoredoms, of which The Lord disapproves.

We know from Genesis that women are fickle and easily lead (that is why they need a man to be in charge of them)

An orgasm, even if it makes them feel dizzy or ill, or whatever it is, is clearly a bad thing if they seek it.

As a direct result of such behaviour, whole races have been wiped out. Now, it seems to me that a pretty strong hint that it should not be done.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation

I'm still really confused here. Do you mean like when you have to kick their ass twice for the same reason?