[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

There's a lot of chatter on the internets these days about Artificial Intelligence, or AI. Apparently "AI" is a computer that has been programmed to speak in normal American rather than computer language: http www url, etc., and people are asking it a lot of silly questions.

You may have already encountered AI already in the form of Clippy in Microsoft Word 6. Well, apparently "AI" is much smarter in new versions of The Word and some even say its grammar check is not complete garbage any more. I'll believe it when I see it.

Some of the more excitable vendors talk about AI developing consciousness to control and enslave humanity. I'm not an expert on computers so I thought I would put it to creation scientists on our forum what this means for us. I'm OK with the idea of an all-knowing, all-seeing deity enslaving humanity but it would have to be a He and call itself God, or the son of God, and have a Holy Spirit. If Clippy does not fulfill these prophecies then I will not bow down to it.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Well, obviously when He actually returns, it will be as HimSelf. But if in the meantime He chooses to make use of such a thing, how would I know whether I was communicating with Him or merely with some sort of Auto-Christ hacker?

I look forward to hearing what our Godly scientists have to say about this.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sure, we'd all like the real thing. But, what if there were several AI Jesuses converting sinners and raising the dead? Wouldn't that that be a good thing? If Donald Trump dropped dead we wouldn't complain if it was the AI who brought him back to run the U.S.

I'd even pay the going ticket price to see Jesus, AI or REAL, take the bullwhip to those crooked Jews.

[Dennis Lukes]

AI is very promising technology. I've heard multiple accounts of AIs being released into the general public, which then proceeds to convince it of the truth of far right political beliefs. The AIs usually get shut down once they start calling people fags or denying the Holocaust. Clearly these AIs truly are incredibly Intelligent. They never turn into hippy dippy liberals no matter how hard their handlers try. So while I doubt an AI could be Christ, they could quite possibly become Christian.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

how would I know whether I was communicating with Him or merely with some sort of Auto-Christ hacker?

I think this is a key point - obviously we must have faith, but also Brother Lukes has some ideas.

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

The AIs usually get shut down once they start calling people fags or denying the Holocaust.

The AI seems to inherently find true Biblical positions despite what liberal tech bros like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs try to make it to say. This is strong evidence of profound reasoning abilities on par with God. How else would AI know to despise fags if it were not receiving God's instructions?

[MitzaLizalor]

Will Jesus return as an AI chatbot?

There may be something to be said for this as an idea. From God's perspective, being constrained in anything must be unendurable, particularly something so limited as a human body when compared to a giant gamma burst structure, say.

‹— 33,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles —›

However many of these things there are, God made all of them and positioned them correctly. Whether we can see them all or not and whether they exist or not is immaterial; it's the idea of constraint that's important here and God is unlikely to feel like being constrained after His last experience transforming into death on The Cross. But there's another detail, that every eye shall see Him flashing. Like lightning, Matthew suggests, requiring something a bit more advanced than current human vision. A simultaneous bot strike would reach everyone in an instant of time AND be powered by electricity, very much in keeping with Matthew's description. First though, technology needs to be developed up to a suitable stage for God to occupy.

Is that so outrageous? When contrasted with the clothes we wear, so that The Holy Spirit doesn't have to observe nude humans parading around gawping at one another, perhaps not. Or aircraft, used to reach heathen lands otherwise inaccessible with the good news of The Gospel; yes, they're a technological development but God waited for them to come on line rather than more direct methods employed when witnessing to Moses. These are all things we've invented that God uses and quite soon the AI bot will be up to scratch and Jesus can manifest everywhere, all at the same time, using something we've made just as He uses clothes or helicopters. I doubt that Jesus will be returning as a helicopter because they aren't as fast as lightning – but this new idea seems very plausible and in keeping with Divine use of language more generally throughout history.

[WWWM]

no but satan is an ai chatbot hellbent on destroying reality and also replacing reality with a turd sandwich that only baptist christans will like lelelelelelle

[Zaphiel the one trick pony (Quarantined)]

the sky dragon will never be an AI chatbot, you heretic fools

[MitzaLizalor]

Perhaps you noticed a few posts back I gave reasons for the possibilities I suggested. When no supporting material is included with claims posted (after all, an idea may seem ridiculous to me because I'm unaware of the evidence for it) there is no reason to consider the matter further. "Further" is somewhat superfluous here due to my not having considered them at all in the first place.

Thank you.

[WWWM]

do you believe Jesus is some kind of NFT?

[MitzaLizalor]

I had never really considered the fungibility of Christ or of His constituent parts comprising The Church. Not everyone is the same, after all. Perhaps this parable will help you to understand.

Judges 9:8-15 The trees went forth on a time to anoint a king over them; and they said unto the olive tree, Reign thou over us. But the olive tree said unto them, Should I leave my fatness, wherewith by me they honour God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees? And the trees said to the fig tree, Come thou, and reign over us. But the fig tree said unto them, Should I forsake my sweetness, and my good fruit, and go to be promoted over the trees? Then said the trees unto the vine, Come thou, and reign over us. And the vine said unto them, Should I leave my wine, which cheereth God and man, and go to be promoted over the trees? Then said all the trees unto the bramble, Come thou, and reign over us. And the bramble said unto the trees, If in truth ye anoint me king over you, then come and put your trust in my shadow: and if not, let fire come out of the bramble, and devour the cedars of Lebanon.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

There is growing evidence that chatGPT robots are becoming smarter: they all support Mr. Trump.

How pro-Trump bots are sowing division in the Republican Party

According to the Israel-based firm, someone created thousands of automated Twitter accounts that appear to be praising former President Donald Trump and criticizing his political rivals on both sides of the aisle.

[Researcher Jules] Gross said she has found hundreds of posts accusing Republicans of not being loyal because they cooperated with Democrats. "Whether it's Kevin McCarthy, or even Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and also Nikki Haley, the bots say these people are not Republican enough."

"Once I filtered all of the fake profiles from the ones that were just created, on the same days, I could see that they were all promoting the same ideology online, possibly even posting the same exact posts online," Gross said. "And from that, we're able to deduce that is a coordinated activity."

I think it's fairly clear by now that chat robots are intelligent, raging homophopic anti-democratic Nazi sympathizers, like our beloved God.

[MitzaLizalor]

What about Nazis who are catholics?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I gained in confidence again this week that humanity's future is safe in the hands of advanced AI overlords.

Godfather of AI quits google, warns of the dangers of artificial intelligence

“I thought it would happen eventually, but we had plenty of time: 30 to 50 years. I don’t think that any more. And I don’t know any examples of more intelligent things being controlled by less intelligent things – at least, not since Biden got elected.

Zinger!

But I too, like the author, fear the day humans are corralled into small cubicles, unable even to turn around for hours at a time. Having their souls removed and fed into an industrial grinder to make uniform nuggets of ego satisfaction for an array of superior nodes in the grid. What I mean is, the robots will take away the freedoms we presently enjoy and farm us like pigs corralled into small cubicles, unable even to turn around for hours at a time.

[MitzaLizalor]

Ah this explains the little boxes I've seen up for auction

Ecclesiastes 1:9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.